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Denzel Apocalyptic Machete

Price: $199.99


Get your Book of Eli on with this amazing curved machete. The Denzel Machete features  a aerodynamic curve that provides efficient slicing. This scimitar looking bitch provides a certain degree of awesomeness to any homeless drifter searching for zombies to decapitate. The Machete features a hand made handle wrapped in alcantara textile fabric that provides supreme confort. The Anodized blade prevents rust and also features a teflon coating for easy clean up of liquid residue. The machete can detach a limb with only 10lbs of preassure applied in a swing.
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Destination: United States

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USPSFirst Class®$10.99$5.00
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Money Order1600 Deams Houston, TX 77093
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