bunnicula
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posted on August 30, 2001 01:04:09 PM new
"Are you kidding?" cried his wife. "No way, buster--I want to live in a better neighborhood than that!"
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yeager
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posted on August 30, 2001 03:29:21 PM new
Russel was puzzled. Who's this Dubya? Is there someone else? I have been faithful to you all these years and now this! And why all of the sudden the craving for Chinese food? You know the I'm allerigc to MSG!! Are you trying to kill me? If you aree then you could get it over without a trace by using a ........
[ edited by yeager on Aug 30, 2001 03:39 PM ]
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jenado
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posted on August 30, 2001 08:46:11 PM new
potato, some dish soap and your wedding ring.. all you'd have to do is..
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on August 30, 2001 09:33:02 PM new
... "freeze the potato to make it rock hard and then hit me over the head with it. Then, use the dish soap to remove your wedding ring. If you had passed once in a while on the Dairy Queen Blizzards you could have easily removed that ring, but nooo" .....
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misscandle
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posted on August 31, 2001 12:10:02 AM new
She looked at him smugly. "Daryl likes how I look. He says I'm Rubenesque."
Russell was stunned. "Who the hell is Daryl?"
"He's...."
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bunnicula
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posted on August 31, 2001 07:44:27 AM new
...that pitcher who's always getting picked up on drug charges. We're leaving for our honeymoon next week in Turkey and...
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yeager
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posted on August 31, 2001 11:09:37 PM new
Russell was astonished. "So THAT'S why you have been mentioning the name Daryl while you were talking in your sleep!" I should have know better. You need to face the fact that you are still married to me and not him, so you should.......
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jenado
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posted on September 1, 2001 09:37:56 PM new
oh heck, you should go ahead and run off with Daryl! I'm sick, sick, SICK of this mess you put us in all the time.. before Daryl it was Bill.. before him, the dry cleaner.. and geesh, it's YOUR dumb dog that's gone now.. just GO! I'll give you a hand by..
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yeager
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posted on September 2, 2001 01:36:36 AM new
Giving you this month's profit from our ebay sales. With this chunk of money you should be able to buy your new found love Daryl, some......
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on September 2, 2001 09:55:43 PM new
crack. Hey! Crack! Where's my stash? I'll bet that doggone dog of yours went and ate it ... and now he's gone, my stash is gone, and soon ... but not soon enough, you will be gone! I can't wait! Without you I can get back to ...
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rhondalee65
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posted on September 2, 2001 10:17:36 PM new
my Saturday night dance lessons at Mr. Yamiguchi's House of Disco...
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yeager
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posted on September 3, 2001 01:56:10 AM new
By this time Amy was fuming. "Go ahead with those ridiculous dance lessons. Maybe you can learn to do the Hustle. You always thought you were a big time hustler when....."
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