posted on September 19, 2001 02:55:47 PM new
If the Taliban nuked the Miss America Meat Show I could sort of understand - but I don't know why they would do anything so helpful.
Maybe this year to placate them they should have all houris wear veils. Nothing else. Just veils. Should make eveybody happy.
posted on September 19, 2001 08:07:53 PM new
Can everyone just stay home and shop on ebay? Please?
My sales have gone to Afganistan and I can't be in the "charity" section because I AM "charity". Does anyone want to buy ANYTHING? If so, I can check to see if I have one.
posted on September 19, 2001 09:31:57 PM new
Well, I'm going to have a garage sale. I know I won't be going to San Francisco any time soon though. I'm sure they'd like to take out the Golden Gate and Bay Bridges. I heard on the news they would be a prime target.
