sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:56:31 AM new
Could be Rosie. Gullibility is part of my charm. 
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breinhold
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posted on October 22, 2001 09:58:17 AM new
sadie999 i will explain later..i will be back in an hour
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Femme
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:03:05 AM new
Good grief!!!
I only left long enough to wash my car windows.
Amazing how one word in a title can make the masses "perk up". 
In what way does an hour of sexual pleasure disrupt the other 23 hours of the day?
I must be doing something wrong.
Ohhh, but it feels soooo right. 
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Femme
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:08:13 AM new
I'm pretty sure an hour would have killed my first husband.
His first name was William aka "One Second Willie."
Amazing how one can get pregnant in just a second. 
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uaru
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:10:05 AM new
One of my favorite Woody Allen remarks on sex:
A doctor asked me if I thought sex was dirty, I told him only if it was done right.
I'm a hardcore Woody Allen fan.
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:10:42 AM new
Donny, honey, I'm sorry to hear about your troubles
Anyone having a bad day? You can always go to DrDrew.com and answer sex questions. It will make you feel a bit of an expert
Oh, and you will laugh your butt off, too
BECKY
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Zilvy
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:11:19 AM new
I don't know uaru, I had high hopes for you!
One can only hope that breinhold will be ready to expound on the exponential prophetic delights of the "lost hour" all in keeping with the CG's of AW of course!!
[ edited by Zilvy on Oct 22, 2001 10:13 AM ]
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krs
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:24:28 AM new
"I'm a hardcore Woody Allen fan"
It shows.
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Zilvy
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:29:29 AM new
Whatever do you call that bait you are using krs, it really stinks!
edited to change smells to stinks, Ms. Andrews English class in the year before God was born!
[ edited by Zilvy on Oct 22, 2001 10:30 AM ]
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gravid
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:30:55 AM new
sadie999 - don't forget charity sex or pity sex - which is better than none at all.
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Zilvy
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:35:41 AM new
And to think for all these years I thought the phrase was; Oh for pity sakes and it was pity sex! Wow, talk about naive!!
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outoftheblue
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:38:07 AM new
"don't forget charity sex or pity sex - which is better than none at all."
I'd rather read a book. If both parties are not fully in the moment it's not worth the effort.
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outoftheblue
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:40:34 AM new
Double post.
[ edited by outoftheblue on Oct 22, 2001 10:51 AM ]
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sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:48:52 AM new
Gravid, I forgot those! I think I wised up after my 20's, so I forgot.
But one I shouldn't have forgotten was "get-even" sex. Nothing like doing his best friend less than 24 hours after the break-up to clear up one's skin!
It's all in fun of course.
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rancher24
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:58:55 AM new
sadie999...what about "make up" sex?....Or "Holiday" sex, one MY personal favorites!
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breinhold
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posted on October 22, 2001 11:02:06 AM new
I am back, but tired. someone had a question , I am a little discombobulated but will try to answer.
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uaru
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posted on October 22, 2001 11:02:13 AM new
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best." Woody Allen
Not that I've ever engaged in such empty experiences.
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snowyegret
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posted on October 22, 2001 11:22:12 AM new
uaru, you're full of it.
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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krs
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posted on October 22, 2001 11:42:59 AM new
10-4 to that.
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sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 11:47:21 AM new
Rancher, I'm fond of Holiday sex also... something about all those balls hanging from the tree....
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kraftdinner
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posted on October 22, 2001 11:57:32 AM new
Sadie, you always have a knack for putting things in the best possible light.....balls on a tree....you'd think Christmas would be women's happiest time of the year.
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snowyegret
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posted on October 22, 2001 12:02:54 PM new
Wasn't there a song about chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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bunnicula
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posted on October 22, 2001 12:08:50 PM new
Yes--it led directly to Great Balls of Fire.
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kraftdinner
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posted on October 22, 2001 12:10:03 PM new
uaru, was it Woody Allen or Dudley Moore that had the "Orgasmitron"? It was a floor to ceiling machine that took up half the room...now that's funny!
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sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 12:14:39 PM new
Kraft 
Snowyegret, that's gotta hurt 
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sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 12:16:43 PM new
It was Woody - can't remember the name of the movie. It's when he ends up in the future and goes in the orgasmatron too long and comes out fried but smiling. LMAO just thinking about it.
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kraftdinner
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posted on October 22, 2001 12:21:26 PM new
Well, maybe that's more along the lines of what you're looking for breinhold, an Orgasmatron.
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uaru
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posted on October 22, 2001 12:23:32 PM new
was it Woody Allen or Dudley Moore that had the "Orgasmitron"?
That was "Sleeper".
Woody was the star, director, writer, and composer on that one.
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rancher24
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posted on October 22, 2001 12:40:34 PM new
In the mood of the holiday season, with all due respect to MrsSantaClaus,
Why is Santa such an unhappy fellow?....
He only comes once a year! (rim shot here!)
~ Rancher
Who is now lower than the gutter & likin' it!
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sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 12:51:21 PM new
...and when he does, it's down the chimney.
ba dum bump
edited to add: Rancher, that item you posted at EO looks to me like it belongs in this thread. LOL.
[ edited by sadie999 on Oct 22, 2001 12:52 PM ]
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