rancher24
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posted on October 22, 2001 04:52:45 PM new
Lacy...this has been goin' on for almost 9 hours!....Geez, I need a cigarette! 
breinhold...Messy, messy, messy....Dontcha know ya can't pull the brush out til ya clean it off?
~ Rancher
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Muriel
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posted on October 22, 2001 04:53:26 PM new
It seems like the brush we use always drips all over my side of the "computer". 
I'm teetering here, aren't I?
[ edited by Muriel on Oct 22, 2001 04:54 PM ]
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deliteful
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posted on October 22, 2001 04:58:48 PM new
Muriel,
I think that is a "given" for where all brushes drip!
Rancher,
...this has been goin' on for almost 9 hours!....Geez, I need a cigarette!
So just exactly WHEN do you plan to list your "Bone Thingy" on ebay? I might have to check that auction out... 
Jess
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kraftdinner
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posted on October 22, 2001 05:00:57 PM new
Yeah, but at least you don't have a bad back Muriel. Poor breinhold.... 
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rancher24
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posted on October 22, 2001 05:12:21 PM new
deliteful....So just exactly WHEN do you plan to list your "Bone Thingy" on ebay When I'm done with it!...he.he.he.he.he.he...actually it's not mine, but I've got a great pic up in EO...and am desparately lookin' for help ID'n it....
~ Rancher
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sadie999
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posted on October 22, 2001 05:29:23 PM new
Category: Everything Else/Weird Stuff/Very Weird (or Health and Beauty Aids)
11" Antique BONE Companion w/Moveable Handle
44 characters - sorry, no room for "NR!"
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deliteful
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posted on October 22, 2001 05:30:20 PM new
Rancher,
I checked out your pics on EO earlier. Very interesting item!
Jess
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on October 22, 2001 10:41:49 PM new
11" Bone Companion LIGHT HER FIRE!
tee hee hee
Geez, and I thought my vintage electric vibrator was bad
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nanandme
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posted on October 23, 2001 01:29:41 AM new
The 'Gasms List - Situations you may find yourself in, and the "gasms" you may encounter...
Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers - s'more-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
Sex in Asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
Sex on the way to the train - 'All Aboard'-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
Sex with someone who's not paying attention - ignore-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadour-gasms.
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
Sex while traveling - tour-gasms.
Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
Sex with a Norse God - Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.
Sex with a nympho - let's do moregasms.
Sex with Someone You Can't Stand — Abhor-gasm
Sex where you get sand in your crotch - Sea shore-gasms
Sex at the haunted house - Gore-gasms
Sex with Santa Claus - HO HO Hogasms!!!
Sex with a neighboor - Next Door-gasms
Sex for the 10th time in one day - Please-No-More-gasms
Sex at a fashion show - Dior-gasms
and...
4 Wheel Drivers usually experience... four-on-the-floorgasms
Salesmen have... door-to-doorgasms
Goalies have... scoregasms
Golfers have... foregasms
Hockey players have... Bobby Orrgasms
Selfish men have... I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms
And Marco Polo had... exploregasms
(I am so glad nana doesn't read these boards!)
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breinhold
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posted on October 23, 2001 04:31:41 AM new
well it was up when i went to bed last night and it was up as soon as i looked this morning , it stayed up all night.. this thread is popular
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Zilvy
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posted on October 23, 2001 06:19:38 AM new
If there is something I can't stand.... it is a braggart!!Oh, you meant the thread?!?!?! <double smilies> to be sure it is known I am only fooling. Nothing to add, just wanted breinhold to get a minimum of 100 replies to his unique thread!
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bearmom
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posted on October 23, 2001 06:47:48 AM new
Back to the one hour question-sex in the backseat of a car. 5 minutes of actual sex followed by 55 minutes of back spasms.
Sex on the kitchen table-5 minutes of sex followed by 55 minutes of Clorox.
Sex in the bathtub-5 minutes of sex, 55 minutes of CPR.
Sex in a public place-5 minutes of sex, 55 minutes waiting for bail bondsman.
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rancher24
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posted on October 23, 2001 07:35:45 AM new
Oh, ah....sex in the morning!....FUN, but NO WHERE near an hour!!!....
Great list nanandme!.....
Bearmom, got a couple to add to your list:
Sex on a Saturday afternoon-5 minutes of sex followed by 55 minutes of trying to convince little Tom that mommy & daddy were just practicing a new wrestling move!
Sex in the office-5 minutes of sex followed by 55 minutes of tryin' to find the bosses pic from last year's office party in order to save your job!
~ Rancher
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forgottenchild
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posted on October 23, 2001 08:48:15 AM new
Helping you back UP
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rhondalee65
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posted on October 23, 2001 01:34:10 PM new
I turned 36 years old today and I'm hoping for an hour with my husband sometime today as an extra birthday present. But with 2 little ones, these days I'd settle for the 5 minutes!
I also wanted to add something I remembered from my cocktail waitress days...a comfort to any man that might have a little size anxiety......
It's not the size of the ship, but the ability to remain in port until all the passengers have disembarked!
Rhonda
---To err is human, but it feels divine. Mae West
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Muriel
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posted on October 23, 2001 02:38:59 PM new
Nanandme: It took me longer to read that list than it does for ... oh, never mind. 
(I'm thinking of using this gif as my signature. It's so cute, isn't it?)
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Zilvy
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posted on October 23, 2001 02:53:00 PM new
Muriel, those are the strangest looking pom poms!! Be careful you could hurt yourself! 
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Muriel
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posted on October 23, 2001 02:54:11 PM new
But Zil, they're so perky!!
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nanandme
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posted on October 23, 2001 02:56:30 PM new
Muriel...thanks for making my day - Now I know I'm not the only one!
I was up late last night/early morning working, and needed a diversion....and boy, oh boy, came across this thread. It made me think of Tim Kazarinsky from Saturday Night Live that used to do the "gasm" list with large cards. Took me a while to find it, but some of them still make me laugh just as much now as they did then did then...
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Muriel
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posted on October 23, 2001 03:04:40 PM new
What do you guys think about this pair? 
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Zilvy
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posted on October 23, 2001 03:51:25 PM new
Pair of what? They are not showing up on my screen! Must be UFO's!!!
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Muriel
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posted on October 23, 2001 05:20:43 PM new
Psst... girls.... I think we scared Breinhold away! 
How can we get him to come back??
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nanandme
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posted on October 23, 2001 05:39:04 PM new
Muriel - he didn't email you for the link to "Ladies Night", did he?!!!
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Muriel
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posted on October 23, 2001 05:52:09 PM new
Oh no! You don't think?? The Weenie Dance??? 
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Femme
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posted on October 23, 2001 07:29:23 PM new
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RHONDALEE!!!
If I could, I would babysit for you today...for at least an hour.
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rhondalee65
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posted on October 23, 2001 07:38:36 PM new
Femme - Thanks for the offer! I did get dinner out and a shopping spree at Bath & Body Works...we see what else comes up later.
Cool pom poms, Muriel!
Night all,
Rhonda
---To err is human, but it feels divine. Mae West
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