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 krs
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:25:34 PM new
goodbye.

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:31:48 PM new
Not yet.

 
 zoomin
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:34:05 PM new
ewora:
>>nightwear designed to excite the male gender<<
or
nightwear designed to excite the male member
?????
hi Hep et al!



 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:40:59 PM new
Hiya Zoomin

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:46:02 PM new
How come women are the ones that have to do all the work to make a guy happy? What role does the guy play?

 
 zoomin
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:47:03 PM new
The Guy is in charge of the Clicker.
 
 saabsister
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:49:21 PM new
And the man who knows how to work that switch is a joy to find.

 
 snowyegret
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:50:12 PM new
Kraft, he's the [b]good]/b] cook
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
 
 sadie999
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:50:32 PM new
You got it kraft. Actually, I never got anywhere but pissed off trying to make men happy. Once I donned the "this is me, love it, take care of it, or take a hike," attitude, life got much simpler and much happier.


 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:53:02 PM new
Im in love.

Soon.

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:55:45 PM new
Thanks sadie! I think you're the only one that understands me sometimes!!

Hepburn, please don't leave us hanging....with who????....krs?

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 01:59:08 PM new
Soon.

Maybe a few days. But soon.

 
 imme
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:44:32 PM new
Can I bring my hamster? His name is Armand.

 
 Muriel
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:46:38 PM new
JAMES, I'M INTERESTED!!!!!

I have a hamster, daughter, dog, and 3 cats. But it isn't the same as coming home to a husband.

You know, sometimes that's not all bad.

 
 jt-2007
 
posted on October 24, 2001 02:56:14 PM new
How did you meet your spouse?

Classified ad:
"Straight white male seeks roommate."

The "interview" went something like...

She: "You have a steady job?"
He: "Yes. What do you look like?"
She: "You met me once."
He: "Ok, yeah, I remember you. Ok, when do we move?"
She: "How about I drop off a key in 5 minutes?"

Purely platonic intent.

Married 13+ years, 2 kids, 24 X 365 for the last 9 years.

BUT, oh no!...I prayed for the perfect mate and God answered me...I PROMISE that is true. My life was a MESS then.

[ edited by jt on Oct 24, 2001 03:00 PM ]
 
 chococake
 
posted on October 24, 2001 07:09:11 PM new
Teri - too bad you aren't Catholic. You could have become a nun and married God.

 
 rachelcrisscross
 
posted on October 24, 2001 07:16:13 PM new
Anybody can marry god. I did.

 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 07:16:15 PM new
Im not in love anymore. Tis over. He said goodbye.

 
 Femme
 
posted on October 24, 2001 07:22:57 PM new

Uh, did I miss something on page 1??


 
 chococake
 
posted on October 24, 2001 07:23:35 PM new
Oh no, not another one!

 
 rachelcrisscross
 
posted on October 24, 2001 07:25:55 PM new
Another one? Me? Not to worry, I'm nothing like that one.

Or did you mean another derail?

Well then, back on subject: Check the bookstores. Lots of nice people there.

[ edited by rachelcrisscross on Oct 24, 2001 07:30 PM ]
 
 Hepburn
 
posted on October 24, 2001 07:31:31 PM new
Am I derailing? Sorry. I will go.

Goodbye.

 
 ptimko
 
posted on October 24, 2001 08:56:43 PM new
Okay, to add to the general conversation in a manner somewhat related to the original topic. I thought about getting married once or twice. Fortunately I managed to get dumped both times...

I'm single, 37, just finishing my doctorate. I'm reasonably stable, but think it would be very difficult to meet a woman who could replace my assorted stuffed friends. They make terrific companions. They're always around when you need them, they don't complain if you are busy and ignore them. You don't have to pay extra to travel with them - the airlines don't charge extra if you take one with you when you travel and hotels still only charge you for a single room...

On top of all of that, I can give my stuffed friends my undying love and devotion and I may get no response but that's pretty much like the last woman I dated anyway...


 
 ewora
 
posted on October 24, 2001 11:21:14 PM new
Zoomin....Your definition is probobly the more accurate.

 
 Shadowcat
 
posted on October 25, 2001 12:55:32 AM new
nightwear designed to excite the male gender or nightwear designed to excite the male member

There's a difference?!?


 
 outoftheblue
 
posted on October 25, 2001 01:23:35 AM new
katssimi

Married life is great. I've been there for 14 years and have no plans on giving it up. You just need to be blind to the other person's faults and aware of your own. It makes life much easier.





 
 ohandrea
 
posted on October 25, 2001 09:26:14 AM new
Ptimko.......oh, are you one of those Plushie guys? There was a big article in Vanity Fair a few months ago about that....

But maybe that was mentioned on a previous thread.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
 chococake
 
posted on October 25, 2001 09:43:35 AM new
I've been married twice and had a live in boy friend. Didn't like it. Being with one person gets boring, plus having someone around all the time is irratating.

 
 gravid
 
posted on October 25, 2001 09:56:25 AM new
Been married 28+ years - She sent me a lovey card yesterday shows a star falling out of the sky and "BOINK" hiting a character on the head.- Says "Sometimes, out of the clear blue I remember how much I love you."

This is normal. Great way to live. How to pick so it stays that way? No clue. My first marraige I figured out she wanted to get out of her parent's house more than anything about me. But I was too dumb to know that at first.

 
 pwolf
 
posted on October 25, 2001 10:16:45 AM new
What men look for in a woman:

1) a sense of humor

2) cooking skills

3) a partner with her own interests and her own opinions who doesn't revolve her whole life around him (nobody respects a doormat)

4) someone with similar goals

5) honesty

6) fidelity

7) someone who enjoys sex


Go ahead guys... add to the list or make corrections as you see fit.








[ edited by pwolf on Oct 25, 2001 10:18 AM ]
 
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