julesy
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posted on October 27, 2001 08:41:08 PM new
Is there something wrong with a cat who licks the front door for extended periods of time?
Sorry to derail, but I'm getting creeped out...
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plsmith
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posted on October 27, 2001 08:43:17 PM new
LMFAO!!!
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stockticker
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posted on October 27, 2001 08:44:13 PM new
I don't know Julesy. My cat does like to lick my computer mouse. It makes it kind of hard to navigate on-line while she's licking away.
Irene
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Zilvy
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posted on October 27, 2001 08:44:57 PM new
Did you use a leg of mutton as a doorstop prior to this aberrant behavior? Was there a body found in the room at any time in the recent past?
Questions must be asked before answers will be forthcoming! Flutt, flutt, flutt!!Neener
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hepburn
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posted on October 27, 2001 08:48:50 PM new
lol zilvy. Mutton chop as door stop could be the culprit.
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julesy
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posted on October 27, 2001 08:50:10 PM new
LOL Irene  Atleast you can swat her away easily with a flick o'the wrist. 
Stop LICKING...
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hepburn
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posted on October 27, 2001 08:51:07 PM new
Wash the door, Julesy. Maybe there is something on it that only the cat can smell. Try it and let us know if she stops.
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saabsister
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posted on October 27, 2001 08:53:34 PM new
Julesy, I had three male housecats. They never sprayed but would mark their territories with their lips (hmmm...cat lips. Doesn't sound right.)I think they have scent glands there. The boss cat would spend five minutes each morning licking the major spot that they routinely marked. I think he was trying to eliminate the other cats scents. I thought he was nuts and had developed a love for paint but it finally dawned on me what he was doing.
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julesy
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posted on October 27, 2001 08:59:32 PM new
The boss cat
LOL! There's always a "head cat."
Okay, I've re-located the offender and wiped the door down.
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spazmodeus
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posted on October 27, 2001 08:59:51 PM new
On the sets of porn movies, they call the person whose job it is to keep the male talent "up to the task" the "fluffer."
Did you come up with that one too, Femme?
LOL, sorry.
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julesy
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posted on October 27, 2001 09:03:42 PM new
You're really attached to that lil' jester, aren't ya, Spaz?
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spazmodeus
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posted on October 27, 2001 09:10:44 PM new
He sort of says it all, julesy.
Since this is a discussion about self-moderation, I'd also like to note how much self-control I've exerted lately. Imagine having this smiley at your disposal in a forum such as this and keeping yourself from using it:
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Zilvy
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posted on October 27, 2001 09:11:02 PM new
Al the world loves a clown! Yeaaaaa Spaz
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hepburn
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posted on October 27, 2001 09:12:11 PM new
pondering the word fluffer as to the description so courteously supplied by spaz, I think I like that name for our dear femme. Now dont get any mileage out of it, ya hear?
As the one who supposedly BORROWED the word, my definition of it would be as Spaz said, frivolous, which is what I was thinking.
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julesy
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posted on October 27, 2001 09:13:00 PM new
hahaha Spaz! Lots of right clicking going on right now...
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spazmodeus
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posted on October 27, 2001 09:28:01 PM new
Correction: Femme defined it as frivolous, not me.
Also, I'd prefer if you didn't include my name in insults directed at others.
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hepburn
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posted on October 27, 2001 09:38:14 PM new
I could say the same. I didnt ask Femme to comment on ME getting MILEAGE out of her dissing me with a name she CLAIMS was just in frivolity. I didnt mean it as an insult (who...ME?). I just commented that I thought the name may fit. Just in fun, you know. Nothing serious. She shouldnt get any mileage out of it at all. And if she did, why, I will just keep my little ol mouth shut too, just like she has all this time.
BTW, what i said in that post is the same thing she said. I just cut and pasted it, then switched the word from fluffy to fluffer. But of course, it depends on WHO is doing the commenting to label it insult or FRIVOLOUS, eh?
[ edited by hepburn on Oct 27, 2001 09:40 PM ]
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gravid
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posted on October 27, 2001 09:41:25 PM new
We're always told your mileage may vary.
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slavien
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posted on October 28, 2001 07:15:18 AM new
i only came here for the first time last month and now it's going away.
but i notice that some of the women here try too hard to dominate the place to ever have a good unmoderated forum, especially zilvy , hepbern, and uaru. it's the same in most chatboards.
just a note from a passerby.
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hepburn
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posted on October 28, 2001 07:24:42 AM new
Uaru, can I borrow your black dress this weekend? It looks so darling on you. Oh, and do stop by soon so I can do your hair and you do mine. We can make it a girl night with zilvy.
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nycrocker
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:04:44 AM new
ROF!
i notice that some of the women here try too hard to dominate the place to ever have a good unmoderated forum, especially zilvy , hepbern, and uaru. it's the same in most chatboards.
I love it when some idiot makes a sexist pig comment like that and embarrasses the sh*t out of himself.
Anyway, I must have stayed away too long, I had NO IDEA Uaru had sex reassignment surgery.
Slavien, While you're making judgement calls, would you mind please telling me what gender I am? cos I really don't know. Please enlighten me.
I can't wait till the stroke of midnight Oct 31/Nov 1 so I can come in here unmoderated and tell Hep what I REALLY think. WHOOO HOOOOO!!!!  
PS: FEMME Will you marry me?
 Rocker 
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spazmodeus
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:07:51 AM new
I had a feeling you were still nearby, jannie. Doing anything for Halloween?
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Femme
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:10:13 AM new
Spaz,
On the sets of porn movies, they call the person whose job it is to keep the male talent "up to the task" the "fluffer."
Did you come up with that one too, Femme?
Nah. I would call that "working too damn hard for your money". 
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nycrocker
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:13:07 AM new
Julesy, I gotta tell ya, when I read your cat post out of the blue, I BURST OUT laughing SO hard for SO long, I'm still not recovered.
Going to check on my own three kitties now, and quite sure I will find the baby licking SOMETHING as usual. She hasn't tried the front door yet. She seems particular to the legs of my black leather pants, and the covers of my books. My oldest likes to lick photographs. Come to think of it, so do I, if it's a shot of Angelina Jolie.
Back to your regularly scheduled thread now.
Rocker
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spazmodeus
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:15:53 AM new
What you might call long hours, too, Femme.
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Femme
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:18:26 AM new
Yep.
That's pretty much the long and the short of it.
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nycrocker
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:21:59 AM new
SPAZ My honey
HOW could I ever stay away from YOU?
Halloween is my all time FAVORITE holiday, so yes yes yes I will be doing MANY things. I went to a party last night in my beard and mustache, it was VERY interesting (although not very original, of course). Some people thought it was a costume. Some people liked it um, A LITTLE TOO MUCH, and made themselves very nervous. Some of the posters here should have come with me - they would not have had to worry about gender segregation, as there was no way to know for sure who was who and what was what.
Wednesday is the BIG party, although I hear Don Hill's (rock club) has advertised that we are playing there that night. Hmmm that's interesting considering we were not aware of this! ? ? ? So exactly WHERE I will be on Wednesday is still somewhat of a mystery to me. What are YOU doing, handsome?
Rocker
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Zilvy
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:27:23 AM new
Slavien.....states: just a note from a passerby.
A test of the Doppler theory Slobian ....err I think that was a Freudian Slip...it must belong to uaru!!!
2500 posts and every one a GEM! Eeeyhaw!
[ edited by Zilvy on Oct 28, 2001 11:29 AM ]
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Muriel
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:41:35 AM new
Zilvy! 2500 posts!!! Damn, you ARE dominating this board!! Move the hell over because I want to dominate the board for awhile!
Edited to add: Shouldn't you be cleaning your bathroom or something?
[ edited by Muriel on Oct 28, 2001 11:43 AM ]
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Zilvy
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:43:21 AM new
Muriel first you will have to learn to moderate those "headlights" you are gonna hurt someone girrrrl!!
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