nycrocker
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posted on October 31, 2001 04:55:26 PM new
And you have this gradeous promise of certified fame and fortune.
you sell on eBay?
LMAO!!! Did I say that???
Okay jean whatever you say 
 Rocker 
[ edited by nycrocker on Oct 31, 2001 04:57 PM ]
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jeanyu
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posted on October 31, 2001 04:59:52 PM new
So put us out of our misery, you are kdlang. 
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spazmodeus
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:14:04 PM new
jannie,
Something here may prove handy:
http://www.mysmilies.com/?cat=obscene&frame=main
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nanandme
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:15:46 PM new
Spaz - I like you, I really like you!
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eternallythankful
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:18:43 PM new
Hey jeanyu
I went to Pitt too...I REMEMBER that! Was that YOU???
[Just kidding!]
I did go to Pitt, but I missed it.
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spazmodeus
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:25:04 PM new
The prophecies foretold that the images would be the first to go ...
Hi Nan! Thanks.
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autarchic
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:27:50 PM new
I'll never give the MOST embarassing, but here's another.
My ex sis in law and I went to this bar years ago on or off of Northwest HWY in Dallas. We went to the restroom together and there was a cowboy painted on the wall. The chaps were real tho and you could lift this flap.
Well we lifted it and this giant rubber whatchamahoosie comes out.
We proceeded to laugh and lift it and laugh and lift it numerous times.
When we came out the whole damned bar was pointing at us and laughing.
Guess what???????
Every time you lift the flap a loud bell goes off.
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nycrocker
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:33:17 PM new
LOL!!!! Thanks Spaz, you're a pal!
jeanyu sorry, I am MUCH more handsome than kd. And lemme tell ya something jean, if I were going to start blatently name-dropping the people I work with and the things I've done, SPRINGER would NOT be on my list. However, it WOULD INDEED be YOUR most embarrassing moment.
Let's just leave it at that. You can die wondering now and put yourSELF out of your own damn misery, wise @$$.
Rocker
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nycrocker
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:37:21 PM new
auta LMAO!!!!! You are a HOOT!!!!!!
Hey I was looking for you, auta - I wanted to ask will you have sex with me at the parade?
Rocker
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yadda36
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:38:26 PM new
This is a funny thread.......more people gotta fess up here!!!
I got one.........well I have several but I'll only mention one at the moment.
I was dating this guy several years back. He took me out to dinner one night and it was a wonderful time! On the way home I developed a severe case of gas but didn't want to let it out as I didn't want to embarrass myself.
So i held it.
We finally got to his house and I was still holding it. I thought about going into the bathroom to let it out but by that time so much pressure had built up I knew I would blow the door right off the bathroom.
So I held it.
I can remember really feeling some cramps and thinking to myself 'what the heck am I gonna do'? Crap myself or what? LOL 
But I held it.
We finally fell asleep. My body had the chance to relax and yes.......I am sure you can guess what happened. The noise was SO loud that it woke me from a dead sleep....and yes....woke him up too.....
I still get embarrassed thinking about it!
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autarchic
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:40:10 PM new
OK NYC but Jason wants to watch. Otherwise he says no 
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nycrocker
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:41:08 PM new
Yadda GOOD ONE!!!  LOLOL!!!! High five!
Rocker
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nycrocker
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:43:13 PM new
auta - You drive a hard bargain. Sigh. Well, for YOU my dear, I'll compromise 50% of my feminist values, let Jason watch, AND pay for the date. How's that?
Rocker
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twinsoft
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:44:59 PM new
Hmm, hard to say. Streaked my high schood graduation. It was such a fad, the teachers were expecting it and formed a line to protect the stage. We ended up streaking through the audience. That was kind of embarassing.
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spazmodeus
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:47:23 PM new
Did you get an Incomplete?
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nycrocker
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:48:55 PM new
Twinnie, AHA! And then did you hide behind a restroom cowboy's chaps and start ringing a bell?
Autarchic, I think we've found your cowboy.
ding ding ding ding
Rocker
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autarchic
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:49:58 PM new
Pay????????
I'm insulted. Truly and deeply insulted. I'm not for sale. I'm not even cheap or on sale.
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Eventer
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:50:19 PM new
spaz,
ROFL!
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autarchic
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:50:57 PM new
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twinsoft
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:50:59 PM new
Spaz, no, I got an "Inadequate." Ha ha!
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jeanyu
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:52:01 PM new
Hey NYCrocker, dang, you are an image in your own mind. Wow me with celibs and stars that you have had a brush with greatness.
Me- was a waitress back in the 70's and waited on Franco Harris and his party.
So there! I am PMP at this whole thing!
Silly!! See you soon some where else and the challange of the most embarrassing moment or touch with greatness will continue!
I still say coming out gay on national tv is no where near embarrassing as having a fricking tampon wrapper looped out of your behind like a tail. But then again, it is all relative.
Peace NYCrocker.
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twinsoft
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:53:38 PM new
Okay, Jannie. Quit stalling. Out with it.
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RainyBear
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:54:45 PM new
LOL @ yadda's gassy date.
Myself, I had a vomit date. That guy never returned my calls again, wonder why...
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yadda36
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:56:47 PM new
What happened Rainy?
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RainyBear
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:57:20 PM new
Um, I threw up behind the car, right on the street downtown. On my shoes.
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nycrocker
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:57:45 PM new
autarchic - HEAVENS NO I don't think you are cheap or for sale!! I said I would pay for the DATE (meaning stuff ya buy ON A DATE - it's from the Feminist thread, remember???)
THIS Rocker Feminist would NEVER treat a lady THAT way!!!! GASP!! :::kissing your hand, begging forgiveness:::
Rocker
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kraftdinner
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posted on October 31, 2001 06:01:17 PM new
jeanyu, one thing about the RT is that we love sharing secrets, so,.....what meds you on????
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jeanyu
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posted on October 31, 2001 06:04:35 PM new
kraftdinner, what you see is what you get. What meds do you have to offer?
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nycrocker
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posted on October 31, 2001 06:06:20 PM new
RainyBear - you just reminded me - HERE is something embarrassing that just happened a couple weeks ago - I was in Union Square downtown (where all the candlelight vigils have been for the WTC) and out of nowhere I felt sick and started throwing up!!! Right there on the street corner!! Maybe food poisoning?? Maybe stress from the WTC stuff? I still don't know. I felt pretty embarrassed, I'm like "oh great, I look like a druggie in Union Square, sitting on a corner throwing up" not fun, right Rainy?
Rocker
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yadda36
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posted on October 31, 2001 06:06:43 PM new
Well Rainy.......everything happens for a reason right??
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