rawbunzel
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posted on March 17, 2002 11:05:13 PM new
You just have more fun than anyone I know. 
Tomorrow will have to do...husband wants to use the computer for a bit. 
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argh
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posted on March 17, 2002 11:18:55 PM new
Sorry to un-derail the thread, but...I hate
Nancy Grace! Opinionated, self righteous, overbearing, and just plain MEAN. Ever heard her say the defendant in a case just might be not guilty? Nah, because to her, they are always guilty. Yeah, hang 'em high!
One day she really cracked me up...during the trial of that doctor who was convicted of murdering his wife. This was the guy who did internet sex chats and tried to set up "meetings" with couples. Anyway, during his testimony where the prosector was asking for details of his sex life, Nancy starts in with her commentary about his sordid deeds. She went on and on about how sick it was he had oral sex....and how she couldn't imagine anyone doing such a sick thing! Guess we know what Nancy's significant other aint getting! What a sanctimonius prude.
Glad to know I'm not the only one who hates her commentary.
Argh
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kraftdinner
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posted on March 18, 2002 02:22:32 PM new
argh - 
This has been the funniest thread I've read in awhile, and I'm all for exorcism of "Smith" from A/C. What a handfull!! Not to mention almost ruining the name Smith.
I'll chant with an Irish accent, while you guys do the religious stuff.
P.S. I mentioned Nancy Grace earlier too Pat. What's with all the accusations??
"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much....."
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snowyegret
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posted on March 18, 2002 05:16:40 PM new
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
Smith-a-gwan
A little patois chant 
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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plsmith
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posted on March 18, 2002 06:06:11 PM new
ROFL @ you, Snowy!
If y'all want a real thrill, go to Google and type in "can't stand Nancy Grace". I was innocently looking for others with convictions (no, not that kind) similar to my own. What came up was a shocking surprise and I'm seriously considering tempering everything I say here from now on...
Your petulance has been duly noted, Krafty, and I shall greedily hoard my right to remind you of same when you least expect it.
Argh, what right do you think you have to drag a thread here back on topic???
[ edited by plsmith on Mar 18, 2002 06:09 PM ]
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snowyegret
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posted on March 18, 2002 06:40:44 PM new
Did you find yourself?
That was quick.
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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snowyegret
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posted on March 18, 2002 06:47:04 PM new
Another chant for Plsmith:
Pat's #1
Pat's #1
Pat's #1
Go team go.
Heh!
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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rawbunzel
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posted on March 18, 2002 07:12:12 PM new
Why Pat! You are the first one that comes up in that google search! I've found myself there once or twice too. We are all famous here.Have you ever just searched your ID there? Scary!
Snowy, I like your chant.Are you wearing your beanie?
smith a gooley
smith a gore
smith a gingy
smith na' more
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plsmith
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posted on March 18, 2002 07:24:14 PM new
Evil harlots both ye be...
Rawbunzel, I've a new idea re: smith's soul -- what say we offer it on a RAGS thread at Newt's?
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enchanted
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posted on March 18, 2002 07:30:33 PM new
If you're going to do a long-distance online exorcism, don't you need a voodoo doll to stick pins in?
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plsmith
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posted on March 18, 2002 07:35:53 PM new
Stop that, Enchanted! Stop it right now! You'll get a looooong-lost ghost in here if you dredge up voodoo dolls anywhere near my ID!
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rawbunzel
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posted on March 18, 2002 07:42:17 PM new
Plsmith~Which long lost ghost would that be?
No one would want the RAG if you put up smiths soul.Even if they did...what would you send them? First we would have to ferret out who the "smith" really is.That is not an easy thing to do.
Enchanted,I got one of those Voodoo dolls in my email once. Full of pins . Even had my name right on it. LOL
actually, I think the one I got was uglier
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plsmith
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posted on March 18, 2002 07:47:53 PM new
Rawbunzel, you're disturbing my Wa. I'm in the midst of ordering Chinese food right now -- please sit still!
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rawbunzel
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posted on March 18, 2002 07:55:22 PM new
Can't.
I'll try.
It's not easy.
But...for you...
I'll try.
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enchanted
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posted on March 18, 2002 07:55:39 PM new
sticking a pin right in the middle of the doll's tummy....
I'm just trying to be helpful Pat.
Online Voodoo-Paks R Us! Place your order now.
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rawbunzel
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posted on March 18, 2002 07:56:56 PM new
wiggle,wiggle,wiggle
sorry.
You know, I live in Wa.
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kraftdinner
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:01:27 PM new
Well I'm totally lost Pat. I thought you were going to try to free "Smith's" soul from the demons that posses him??? Then Snowy gives you a few compliments, and you go and order Chinese food?????
I really liked your voodoo doll enchanted! It looks like "Smith". You probably made that while you were posting. Excellent workmanship!!! Bravo!!!
"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much....."
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plsmith
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:02:20 PM new
You fiends are going to cause me all manner of uncomfortable dreams tonight, for I refuse to believe that they will be brought on by Fried Won Tons, Hot & Spicy Eggplant, Broccoli in Garlic Sauce, Vegetable Chow Mein or Vegetable Fried Rice. You should be ashamed, really...
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kraftdinner
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:06:17 PM new
OK then Pat. (She's obviously flipped out. Just remain calm around her and try to act like you don't know.)
"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much....."
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plsmith
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:10:10 PM new
"She's obviously flipped out."
Crikey, Krafty, are ya really just now getting onto that fact? I'm beginning to wonder about you!
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enchanted
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:10:41 PM new
Well I was wondering what you were going to eat for dinner Pat. Can't have a proper exorcism on an empty stomach.
I made chicken breasts in green pipian mole, yellow Cuban rice, and homemade frijoles de la olla (pinto beans) with slivers of sweet white onion across the top of everything on the plate. Yum!
krafty, snowy, rawbunz -- good to see y'all.
Rawbunzel, you're doing really well, sit on your hands if you have to.
down to business ... who's leading this exorcism and who has proof that Smith has a soul in the first place?
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plsmith
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:13:21 PM new
"I made chicken breasts in green pipian mole, yellow Cuban rice, and homemade frijoles de la olla (pinto beans) with slivers of sweet white onion across the top of everything on the plate."
With a gut full of that, who needs a formal exorcism? We'll just have you go over to AC and barf on smith, Enchanted.
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enchanted
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:19:07 PM new
Well it would be the right color! LOL.
I don't barf on command though. And it *was* incredibly yummy.
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rawbunzel
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:24:11 PM new
Enchanted Rawbunzel, you're doing really well, sit on your hands if you have to.
That is a bit more excitement than I am up for right now.
I had [and I feel like I am in one of those Healthy Choice commercials] slowly cooked pork roast with potatoes,carrots,onions,green peppers and mushrooms. A side of garlic toasted french bread finished it up.Oh and a rather large glass of red wine...hehehe
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kraftdinner
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:32:39 PM new
Pat, what the hell have you done to these people?? It's feeling very Stepfordish around here with the menu planning, etc.....
The barfing part sounds good though. Maybe "boots" can come over and work some of her magic.....
Oh "boots"!! I have the feeling "Smith" doesn't have anywhere close to 2000 or 3000 or whatever number of positive feedbacks you need before you do what you do. Just a comment...I wasn't leading up to anything....
Coupled with the exorcism, I doubt he/she'll ever be the same....
P.S. Always good to see you too enchanted (and everyone else).
"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much....."
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rawbunzel
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:37:54 PM new
You too, Krafty. Now tell us more about this "boots" and "smith" and the 2000-30000 feedbacks before you can do what?
Another loop I must be out of. Enlighten please. We may have another exorcism to do.
smithy booty
smithy boots
smithy bootlets
smithy poots.
smith ....free your soul and your mind will follow............
edited..I will be glad when the wine wears off....one glass that's all I had I swear!!!
[ edited by rawbunzel on Mar 18, 2002 08:42 PM ]
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chococake
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:38:34 PM new
So here you all are! At an exorcism no less. Maybe we can call in the "evil doer" eliminators for this job. Got to call in the big guns for Smith!
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plsmith
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:41:11 PM new
Well, with that last diatribe, Krafty, I've moved on from wondering about you to being convinced that you've been dipping into a tainted well. No matter -- we'll beef up whatever soul-surging we perform on smith to include you, too. I rather suspect there's nothing more sinister ailing you than an underdone bit of potato... for all you booklovers out there, heh.
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enchanted
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:44:37 PM new
Um I dont' think you want to know too much about that "boots" ... I did a rip-roaring business selling splash guards for computers from the Bat Cave after "boots" decided to pee on high feedback sellers one day *sigh*
hi choco!
well I'm up past my bedtime, and still have a couple of end of auction notices to send out (thank god I finally sold a few things)
carry on with the voodoo chants, you all could add some music to the beat, and i bet you could dance to it
'Nite.
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rawbunzel
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posted on March 18, 2002 08:45:09 PM new
Hi chococake! Welcome to tonights exorcism.
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