posted on June 5, 2002 03:22:02 PM new
I remember trying to help my neice with her history, when I read her book I was amazed at the collection of half truths omissions and outright nonsense.
any how I knew if I wrote for her that which had occurred th teacher would not recognize it so i did something like this,
First there was a jungle with everyone running around naked then they got saved and put on clothes and began killing each other.
after a while they called this Rome. Rome was run by these biker dudes from greece who had chariots which were A ,LOT LIKE HARLEYS.
Then they fed the christians to the lions and because no one kept score the empire collapsed and became a pain.
Pain was a part of the panicked empire run By the beautiful Queen Jezebela. She was a red head and look like a country music star.
any how she had this Itlaina guy Chris Columbus who kept on hitting on her when ever the king was not around, so she gave him an old ship and told him to sail off the edges of the earth before she would make out with him.
Now this Columbus dude did have the hots for the babe in a bad sort of way so he booked with lots of gnarley dudes to the ships and sailed and sailed and sailed.
Then he saw naked guys standing on the beach and thought that he was in china because marco polo had told everyone about what what really went on there and in denmark.
then when England heard there was more land the king wanted it. The king was crazy and they called him henry the 8th because he had 8 wives this is what drove him crazy.
