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 antiquary
 
posted on June 27, 2002 08:19:53 PM new


Yes, well there are already forward-thinking proponents who advocate removing teachers from the classroom and presenting model televised instruction, as well as the use of electronic surveillance to ensure discipline and security. With increasing economic constraints and security concerns this approach to mass education will likely begin to be utilized within the next decade in the public schools. It could be easily implemented from the upper elementary grades through high school and would be quite effective in ensuring a high level of mastery of low level academic skills and social conformity. Of course children of parents with money or political connections would be allowed to attend private schools, as well as those whose intellectual capacity or talents would evidently benefit the state. These would probably still utilize specially trained teachers and a more liberal curriculum but with even more extensive monitoring and more subtle social conditioning.

With today's technological advances and the creation of the right social and political climate there's almost no end to the applications of the cooperative works of those two great American patriots, Joseph McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover. Their insights into government are already overshadowing those of the Founding Fathers.



 
 Helenjw
 
posted on June 28, 2002 06:58:39 AM new

In non academic climes a happy face is prudent.

Helen

 
 antiquary
 
posted on June 28, 2002 08:53:50 AM new
LOL

I'm a happy little prole.

 
 antiquary
 
posted on June 28, 2002 01:34:07 PM new
More breaking news on government innovations occuring in the aftermath of the traitorous Gaak rebellion.....



In a joint press release from FBI Director Robert Muller and CIA Director George Tenet, a plan was unveiled to facilitate the average citizen's direct participation in government. An unidentified source from the upper echelons of CIA hierarchy said that the plan was devised to restore America's confidence in the Bush administration's proposals to allow absolute power to the agencies' directors, who would be answerable only to god and the President Himself, in that order. Also, further information, if any, to the public will be conveyed through press releases since the directors believe that it would be contrary to national security interests for them to appear publically.

Since the acceptance of the administration's Wired, by George! project, designed to make the nation safer through enforced robotic patriotism, was slowed by the all- too-typical trival attacks on its constitutionality, the Directors' plan would enable Americans to know what to think about any issue by making the results of polling more immediate and scientifically objective.

"In order to be certain that the public opinion polls reflect the thoughts of the average citizen someone has to be able to identify who is an average citizen," the Directors explained. "No one can argue with the fact that we are now in a position to know everything about everyone in the nation and through that knowledge to identify those whose views would be average, or more properly stated, normal." The Directors' have instructed their agencies to compile a list of 100,000 Americans who are unquestionably average, or normal, in their political opinions. The list will render obsolete the current primitive statistical methods of polling organizations who will now be able to select participants at random from the list knowing that there will be no confusing disparity of answers to confuse American citizens in forming their own independent opinions.

"To fund the enormous expenses of the project, polling services will pay a per use fee to our agencies for polling the identified individuals who have been given security clearance to participate in polls. It won't cost taxpayers a cent and any surplus revenue will be used to study the feasibility of extending the plan's application to elections, saving taxpayers even more money," the Directors happily announced.


typo


[ edited by antiquary on Jun 28, 2002 01:36 PM ]
 
 antiquary
 
posted on June 28, 2002 08:45:17 PM new
Sad news. Gaak has been disassembled.




Viewing the remains

 
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