Helenjw
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posted on July 30, 2004 01:22:37 PM new
LOL! Good question for everyone!
Helen
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crowfarm
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posted on July 30, 2004 02:43:41 PM new
As long as I need to
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kraftdinner
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posted on July 30, 2004 02:49:13 PM new
It would've been a funny topic. I bet Twelve would've come up with the best "fish tale". 
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CBlev65252
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posted on July 30, 2004 02:54:04 PM new
How long can you go?
How long ya' got? We don't get older, we get better - women, that is. LOL!!!! 
Cheryl
. . .if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist- I really believe he is Antichrist- I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend.. . - War and Peace, Tolstoy
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maggiemuggins
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posted on July 30, 2004 02:57:49 PM new
How long can you go? I don't know .. but I think I'm getting there.. LOL
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crowfarm
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posted on July 30, 2004 03:18:03 PM new
OK this will reveal to all my millions of adoring fans who wait with bad breath...er, I mean baited breath, what my s-e-x is!
When this old lady saw Theresa Kerry son's she almost fell off the sofa! OH MY GAWD They are HOT!
How long would I last????? Well ,there are three of 'em.................!
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maggiemuggins
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posted on July 30, 2004 03:22:03 PM new
Was there ever a question as to what SEX you were Crow? LOL... now I am wondering what your age is.. you still sound pretty spunky to me!!
Okay my turn... I am a MALE.. 6"4" LOL mm
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kraftdinner
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posted on July 30, 2004 03:33:49 PM new
I agree Crow. The one kinda looked like John Kennedy Jr. John Edwards isn't bad either!
I'm glad you're a girl Crow. I have so many male admirers here, it's hard to keep track as it is. Where are they all when such an important question is being asked?
Just as a sidenote, Sting said he could go DAYS without stopping. 
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crowfarm
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posted on July 30, 2004 03:48:34 PM new
From Kraft,"I have so many male admirers here, it's hard to keep track as it is"
OH, brother! Brag brag brag!
Sting is a liar. If I remember right he was good fo only half an hour at best!
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kraftdinner
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posted on July 30, 2004 03:56:54 PM new
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CBlev65252
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posted on July 30, 2004 04:26:46 PM new
I think John Edwards looks great! Both of them have very good looking families!
Crowfarm
I new you have to be female! Have you noticed how most men on these boards try to make a point? (Prof and Dave excluded, of course) You put them to shame.
Cheryl
. . .if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist- I really believe he is Antichrist- I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend.. . - War and Peace, Tolstoy
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kraftdinner
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posted on July 30, 2004 05:20:49 PM new
"I new you have to be female!"
What on earth have you been drinking Cheryl?
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yellowstone
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posted on July 30, 2004 07:18:01 PM new
Cheryl
And if you didn't have so much hair on top of your head we'd be able to see your point. Just kidding. Sorry but I just cannot resist a chance at a good insult or a bad one either.
Back up, hold the phone, what did Maggie say??
Okay my turn..I am a MALE..6"4" LOL mm
Is this true Maggie, are you a male??
In case anyone is wondering and even if they aren't as to how long can I go. Let me just say that it's like the first thing that Adam said to Eve, stand back, I don't know how long this thing gets.
Ed because I can
[ edited by yellowstone on Jul 30, 2004 07:23 PM ]
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crowfarm
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posted on July 31, 2004 09:56:21 PM new
Very funny!
Well, "maggie" are you or aren't you?
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kraftdinner
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posted on July 31, 2004 10:05:28 PM new
What's a rubber manure hat?
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crowfarm
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posted on August 1, 2004 06:32:24 AM new
Ya, pretty off the wall weird!
Rubber manure hats are formed in the mind when the mind has reached it's limits and starts a rant in a chatroom about getting people kicked off ebay because you don't agree with a post.
Minds going round the bend are usually obsessed with scatological subjects as in "crowfart", "cow dung" and those fashionable "manure hats"
[ edited by crowfarm on Aug 1, 2004 06:53 AM ]
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CBlev65252
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posted on August 1, 2004 07:01:23 AM new
Ha, ha everyone! Finished off the rest of my Seagrams coolers, that's what I did. BTW, got the hair cut. Couldn't stand it any more. It's way to hot in the summer. It's now just a bit longer than shoulder length and doesn't take 30 minutes to blow dry! I meant "knew" as you all already no (I mean know). LOL! I type way to fast and sometimes miss a letter or two. It can make for some humorous mistakes. Besides, there's nothing funnier than a drunk typist.
yellowstone: If you can dish it out, I can take it. At least you didn't make reference to the color of my hair.
Anyone that can hold their own like crowfarm, surely must be female! We are the stronger of the sexes, don't you know.
Cheryl
. . .if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist- I really believe he is Antichrist- I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend.. . - War and Peace, Tolstoy
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crowfarm
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posted on August 1, 2004 07:46:25 AM new
Ha, cheryl, I have to stay away from the Windsor or I post things like "Blomfergrledgemuckneely"
Although I got a good laugh out of it at the time!
I was thinking of putting those rubber manure hats on ebay....think they'll sell?
[ edited by crowfarm on Aug 1, 2004 07:47 AM ]
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CBlev65252
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posted on August 1, 2004 08:19:05 AM new
crowfarm
It wouldn't surprise me in the least. You could mention that they are haunted. LOL! I love Windsor. When they say strip club, boy do they mean strip club. Never saw so many naked men in one place in my life. Not that I minded, though.
Cheryl
. . .if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist- I really believe he is Antichrist- I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend.. . - War and Peace, Tolstoy
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crowfarm
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posted on August 1, 2004 08:23:57 AM new
Uh, cheryl,my "Windsor" is whiskey.....I didn't go to a strip club!
Ha Ha a little mix-up here but we found out YOU go to strip clubs you wicked thing!
Do you think rubber manure hats come in colors and, if so, should I try the autumn colors or aim for the spring market.
Would Christmas manure hats be appropriate ?
[ edited by crowfarm on Aug 1, 2004 08:27 AM ]
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CBlev65252
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posted on August 1, 2004 08:47:19 AM new
crowfarm
Oh, gawd, my secret is out. LOL! Actually, it was a bachelorette party for my best friend. We weren't exactly expecting the men to be wearing nothing. One came up to my friend, got very close. He was about to get even closer when she told him: "Get that thing any closer and I'll bite it off". I never knew I could laugh so hard.
See how much whiskey I don't drink! Vodka and soda or Chablis is my drink of choice. Of course, a snakebite or two is not out of the question.
Cheryl
. . .if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist- I really believe he is Antichrist- I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend.. . - War and Peace, Tolstoy
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crowfarm
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posted on August 1, 2004 08:56:58 AM new
OK, I'll "bite" ...what's a snakebite?
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CBlev65252
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posted on August 1, 2004 08:59:25 AM new
It's Yukon Jack and lime juice. Enough to make you sick if you have enough of them. Usually I'm already three sheets to the wind when I have one. It's been a long time so I'm betting just one will send me sailing out onto Lake Erie without a boat.
Cheryl
. . .if you still try to defend the infamies and horrors perpetrated by that Antichrist- I really believe he is Antichrist- I will have nothing more to do with you and you are no longer my friend.. . - War and Peace, Tolstoy
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crowfarm
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posted on August 1, 2004 12:44:53 PM new
WHOA, cheryl Jack and lime???????????
Well.....maybe I'll try it someday.....
My absolute favorite is Absolut on the rocks in a tall skinny glass and instead of an umbrella in it I have a little tiny rubber manure hat on stick!
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kraftdinner
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posted on August 1, 2004 12:57:13 PM new
LMHO Cheryl & Crow!!
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Helenjw
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posted on August 1, 2004 01:14:12 PM new
Hey, you party animals better have fun while you can. Tomorrow some idgit may suggest that you should visit AA <wink wink wince>.
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crowfarm
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posted on August 1, 2004 01:24:50 PM new
Well, Helen, with the way the U.S.is going I'm sure each time we take a sip a tiny hidden camera is measuring our progress.
As to AA...well, maybe cheryl ...but ME? Never!
And as soon as those little pink manure hats stop dancing on the lawn I'm having another drink!
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profe51
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posted on August 1, 2004 08:18:05 PM new
I got a point for you right over here Cheryl.....
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Beware the man of one book.
- Thomas Aquinas
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kraftdinner
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posted on August 1, 2004 09:30:06 PM new
Does your point have a rubber manure hat on it Prof?
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twig125silver
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posted on August 2, 2004 02:18:44 AM new
Having pink rubber manure hats on your drinks show you are all responsible drinkers. I'm very proud of you all!
profe-Keep your point where we can see it!
TerryAnn
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