posted on February 5, 2005 01:43:16 PM new
This one is mine --- Gotta Love it - especially when you actually hear it. (Of course I twist the orientation.)
Let me tell you ’bout a girl I know
I drag her around wherever I go
This little woman drives me insane
She’s tied to my ankle with a ball and chain
For sixteen years she’s been hangin’ around
Try’n’ to bury me in a hole in the ground
Well I think it’s time that I even the score
There’s only room for one in this cage of yours
Don’t save me when I startin’ to drown
Don’t use me when you don’t want me around
Just be my slave girl ’cause that’s all I need
So take a little step back to the stone age with me. go!
Well I hear a strange noise as I lie in my bed
I feel a lotta water drippin’ on my head
I look around tried to see through my hair
You left me alone, but do you think I care?
’cause you moved me when I was takin’ my time
You abused me when I’m outta line
You tried to warn me of the danger sign
So watch out!
Well, you got me in the bondage of another age
You drive me to distraction in a primitive way
I can’t control my instincts when I hear her say
Just come around and see me if you lose your way
So join my chain gang play, along with me
I’ll be your caveman, it’s basic as can be
I’m not insane, man, I’m just outta my dream
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on February 5, 2005 05:06:43 PM new
There’s a lot of ways of sayin’ what I want to say to you.
There’s songs and poems and promises and dreams that might come true.
But I won’t talk of starry skies or moonlight on the ground.
I’ll come right out and tell you I’d just love to lay you down.
Lay you down and softly whisper pretty love words in your ear.
Lay you down and tell you all the things a woman loves to hear.
I’ll let you know how much it means just having you around:
Oh darlin’, how I’d love to lay you down.
There’s so many ways your sweet love’s made this house into a home.
You’ve got a way of doin’ little things that turn me on.
Like standin’ in the kitchen in your faded cotton gown,
With your hair all up in curlers, I still love to lay you down.
Lay you down and softly whisper pretty love words in your ear.
Lay you down and tell you all the things a woman loves to hear.
I’ll let you know how much it means just having you around:
Oh darlin’, how I’d love to lay you down.
When a whole lot of Decembers are showin’ in your face,
Your auburn hair has faded and silver takes it’s place.
You’ll be just as lovely and I’ll still be around,
And if I can I know that I’d still love to lay you down.
Lay you down and softly whisper pretty love words in your ear.
Lay you down and tell you all the things a woman loves to hear.
I’ll let you know how much it means just having you around:
Oh darlin’, how I’d love to lay you down.
Lay you down and softly whisper pretty love words in your ear.
Lay you down and tell you all the things my woman loves to hear.
I’ll let you know how much it means just having you around:
Oh darlin’, how I’d love to lay you down.
Lay you down and softly whisper pretty love words in your ear.
Lay you down and tell you all the things my woman loves to hear.
I’ll let you know how much it means just having you around:
Oh darlin’, how I’d love to lay you down.
posted on February 5, 2005 07:25:12 PM new
I dedicate this song to cowflop:
#*!@
I've been bashed and battered
and bruised and beaten
I've been abused, misused
and I've been mistreated
I've been up and down
and still I feel
you're an #*!@.
And I've looked at it from your side
and I've looked at it from mine
and I know you had a hard time
when you were only 9
but that was long ago
and now there's just now denying
that you're an #*!@...
and You're an #*!@
you're an #*!@
yeah yeah yeah yeah
you're an #*!@.
na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na na na na
na na na na na
na na na
na na na na na
you're an #*!@
Yeah You're an #*!@
you're an #*!@
yeah yeah yeah yeah
you're an #*!@.
and I know there are those people
who say they never are to blame
and that's not my modus operandi
I don't play that game
and then there are some people
who claim the sun shines out their behind
and it's oh so hard
to get them to change their mind
and I've given up trying
It's a valuable muscle
near the base of the spine
and I know I'd be sorry if i ever lost mine
but it stinks when you're always full of #*!@
all the time
cause you're an #*!@
and You're an #*!@
you're an #*!@
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah
you're an #*!@.
Monday, September 08 2003 @ 10:52 PM EDT
Contributed by: Jim
Lyrics From They're Everywhere! (cc) Some rights reserved 2003 Jim Infantino
posted on February 5, 2005 08:29:47 PM new
twelve-I remember Conway Twitty whose real name is Harold Jenkins then named himself after Conway,AR,and Twitty,TX had a great song in 1958 called "Its Only Make Believe"
posted on February 5, 2005 08:59:24 PM new
People see us everywhere
They think you really care
But myself I can't deceive
I know it's only make believe.
My one and only prayer is that some day you'll care,
My hopes, my dreams come true, my one and only you.
No one will ever know how much I love you so
My only prayer will be someday you'll care for me
But it's o-only make believe.
My hopes, my dreams come true, my life I'd give for you,
My heart, a wedding ring, my all, my everything.
My heart I can't control, you rule my very soul,
My only prayer will be someday you'll care for me
But it's o-only make believe.
My one and only prayer, is that some day you'll care,
My hopes, my dreams come true, my one and only you
No one will ever know how much I love you so
My prayer, my hope, and my schemes, you are my every dream
But it's o-only make believe
posted on February 6, 2005 11:17:41 AM new
LOL, Kraft!
Keep singing, Twelve......... maybe someone with a desire to be your slave girl is lurking here and she'll stop by to meet you and touch you where it's warm after you melt her heart.
posted on February 6, 2005 01:37:18 PM new
Twelvetroll, you're chasing Crowfarm from page to page so I know she is your new love fixation. You can't fool me...... she's swept you off your feet and you're just using me to try to hide the fact that it's her you really want.
Artist: Dr. Hook
Girls have it made
Girls have more fun
Girls have their way
To get lovers anytime they want
Anytime she needs some lovin'
Anytime she just gives a sign
It won't take her long to find a man to oblige
Guys got to plot
Guys got to plan
Guys got to lie, cheat, steal
Do anything he can
Anything to get her to love him
Anything to make her agree
That's the way it's been since Adam and Eve
Girls can get it anytime they want
Girls can get it where a man often won't
Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then
A woman gets it faster than any man can
Girls can get it anytime they like
Girls can get it a fact of life
If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night
She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light
We all look for love
Somewhere, sometime
Girls find it first
They find it morning, noon and night
And it's a wonder of nature, eighth wonder of the world
That a man's got to chase her if he's gonna get the girl
Oh, when a woman wants love
A woman gets love
And it's for sure she's gonna find it
Before the sun comes up
Girls can get it, they pick and choose
Girls can get it, men are always in the mood
If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night
She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light
Girls can get it anytime they like
Girls can get it a fact of life
Oh, you know she'll find it easy
You know that she can
It's like givin' a little water to a thirsty man
Girls can get it anytime they want
Girls can get it where a man often won't
I'm flattered, twelvetroll. Does this mean I can have your love child?
