MAH645
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posted on February 17, 2005 10:23:11 AM new
Two women who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls
Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the martinis.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they wiz
behind a headstone.
The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd
take off her panties, use them, then throw them away.
Her friend, however, was wearing rather expensive underwear and didn't
want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath
that was on one of the graves. She dried herself with the ribbon. After
finishing, they then made off for home.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
said,
"This girls night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came
home last night without her panties."
"That's nothing." said the other husband,
"Mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said,
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."
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Two men sit behind bars,one sees mud the other sees stars.
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kraftdinner
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posted on February 17, 2005 12:16:38 PM new
Here's a funny one...
Dyslexic man sells soul to Santa... film at 11:00.
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Linda_K
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posted on February 17, 2005 01:24:12 PM new
Thanks for the laugh, MAH. That was a good one.
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Four More Years....YES!!!
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 17, 2005 01:35:31 PM new
Am I the only one who!.. doesnt get kraft's "joke"??? ...ha-ha-ha!!??
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kraftdinner
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posted on February 17, 2005 01:39:50 PM new
Ummm OK Double, I didn't say it was super funny... how about this one...
Always go to other people's funerals otherwise they won't come to yours.
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 17, 2005 01:43:52 PM new
lol kraft, yeah, i liked that one much better. I actually laughed!!
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 17, 2005 01:50:56 PM new
Hey,, Krafty,, how's about splaining that first joke, would ja? I didn't get it either.. LOL... Maggie
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 17, 2005 02:08:32 PM new
Maggie, if she had to s'plain it, then it wouldnt be really funny now would it? That thare is known ash one of them inside jokes?
Would you pee on this headstone? (Isnt it weird - the handshake & all by itself out there...and half cracked?)
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[ edited by dblfugger9 on Feb 19, 2005 01:58 AM ]
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hillbillymo
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posted on February 17, 2005 02:26:17 PM new
Here is one for kraft:
Take my advice, Don't listen to me.
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Bear1949
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posted on February 17, 2005 04:43:32 PM new
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
- Bill Cosby
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 17, 2005 04:51:50 PM new
Would you pee on this headstone? (Isnt it weird - the handshake & all by itself out there...and half cracked?)
Uh...NO...LOL.. first, I can't stand up and pee at that angle... and second.. I'm not in the habit of peeing on grave headstones..LOL
What else do you do for fun, DBLF???LOL
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yellowstone
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posted on February 17, 2005 05:55:03 PM new
I believe this one is highly appropriate for this board, what with all the recent discussions about religions and all.
Question;
What does a dyslexic athiest say?
Answer:
There is no Dog.
Hey, what happened to the Sybil thread??
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 17, 2005 05:56:15 PM new
[I]...and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom....They were very near a cemetery and one of them suggested they wiz
behind a headstone... [/I]
Maggs, you did read the original posters joke, didnt you?
As for me, I only pee in cemetaries when me and the Bufster are out haunting down vampires and the motel 6 is more than a leap away.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 17, 2005 06:20:21 PM new
LOL... DBLF.. Okay, I get it now..
Do you hunt The vampire Lestat? Are you one of the Mayfair witches? LOL
Good one Yellow!
You're right the Sybil thread went Poof!???
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 17, 2005 06:26:58 PM new
Nah Maggie. But you know, I caught that show the other day, and they have some incredibly good writing on it! I thought the acting was pretty good too, though I am not usually into ghouls n stuff!
Lestat?? heh! Tom Cruise doesnt curl my doo for too much,...but I wouldnt mind brad pitt taken a bite outta me!
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 17, 2005 06:34:43 PM new
Dblf.. I have read just about every book Anne Rice has written.. I love witches and vampire stories....
Just finished reading Angels and Demons, and now reading the Da Vinci code.. both excellent books...
Did you notice that the Sybil Thread disappeared??
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 17, 2005 06:35:04 PM new
btw, do you remember "dark shadows"? That was the campiest soap ever!!
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 17, 2005 06:37:00 PM new
No.. never heard of it..but you're much older than I am so maybe it was before my time?
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yellowstone
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posted on February 17, 2005 06:40:19 PM new
Dark Shadows, wasn't that the show with Jessica Alba??
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 17, 2005 06:49:15 PM new
Yellow, I dont remember. I remember Quentin and Angelique and of course, Barnabus but I really couldnt tell you any of the actors names.
yeah, nice try "I'm concerned about social security", Maggie.
lol
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 17, 2005 06:54:07 PM new
Maggie, they say Da Vinci code is really good! I dont care for Ann Rice so much. But I was always more into contemporary than Gothic stuff.
Yes, I noticed. Just figured 12 is whereever he is. He'll be back, I'm sure.
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yellowstone
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posted on February 17, 2005 06:59:37 PM new
I think I know where he is and I was going to post it in the Sybil thread, but now............
Kraft, what did you do to make that thread go poof??
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Linda_K
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posted on February 17, 2005 07:05:46 PM new
yellowstone - Well??? If you know, please tell us.
I thought maybe he was off on vacation as he mentioned his nephews were coming home from Iraq. Figured the family may have planned a big 'welcome home' event for them and he'd taken off to join them.
But he also may have found a 'special someone' and is just too busy right now. 
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Four More Years....YES!!!
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 17, 2005 07:07:52 PM new
yellow, maybe it was just a matter of unrequited love? Maybe somebody felt threatened and he got the boot for it? Believeable??
btw, just looked up jessica albans. That the kind of girl that floats your boat? She looks verry young. (esp. for you)
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yellowstone
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posted on February 17, 2005 07:25:06 PM new
Oh yeah, she floats my boat, she revs up my Mustang, she pilots my jet, she.....well I think you get the picture and yes she is kinda young even maybe for me but then maybe i'm just a dirty old man.
As for 12 I think Dblf touched on it by saying "it was just a matter of unrequited love" and I believe that he went to meet the one whom he has vowed to meet in person sometime this year.
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classicrock000
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posted on February 17, 2005 07:28:56 PM new
LOGANSDAD???
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yellowstone
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posted on February 17, 2005 07:31:41 PM new
ROFLMAO
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 17, 2005 07:32:14 PM new
Oh Lord, Yellow.. don't even suggest that!
I wonder if he got booted for making those kind of statements? He was going after Crow like a rabid dog...
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yellowstone
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posted on February 17, 2005 07:37:50 PM new
Classic
Logansdad is going to get all excited now thinking that 12 is coming to MEAT him.
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profe51
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posted on February 17, 2005 07:45:53 PM new
Kraft: It's Lysdexia, everybody knows that....
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