kiara
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posted on February 3, 2006 08:31:13 PM
I grew up in Iceland and became a model at 14. I went to a party in Saudi Arabia and a Prince took me as part of his harem. He kept me as the only virgin and on my 18th birthday he promised me almost anything I desired in return for my virginity later that night. I requested my favorite rock band which he flew in to perform especially for me. The rock star rescued me and took me out on their plane and I've been with him ever since.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 3, 2006 08:35:11 PM
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kiara
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:07:14 PM
That was another model who was jealous of me, Maggie. I'm still writing my book. 
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:13:31 PM
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kiara
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:26:20 PM
Sure, Maggie but you'll have to dye your hair. I can't remember seeing any redheads in Iceland.
Who wants to play the jealous model who was the palace slut and then wrote a book about it?
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:31:20 PM
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kiara
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posted on February 3, 2006 09:40:13 PM
It's all Kraft's fault. 
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 04:40:58 AM
And the MOST you can do is follow me around diana. ~~How fascinated you are with me!! What lack of energy you have of your own? Sickness is you isnt it? And so well deserved for a dirty peeping tom coward that you are. Youre nothing unless you are parasiting some one else.
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[ edited by dblfugger9 on Feb 4, 2006 04:46 AM ]
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classicrock000
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posted on February 4, 2006 04:57:30 AM
"I requested my favorite rock band which he flew in to perform especially for me. The rock star rescued me and took me out on their plane and I've been with him ever since."
who was that-Kurt Cobain?
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Beauty is only a light switch away
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 05:02:56 AM
maggiepoop - that must have been the best damn book you ever read!! 20years and counting, and Youre still talking about it!!
Some people just effing got it! Charm style snap and the ability to make a difference in the world. Others (the fans and fanatics) like you just read books about it.
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 05:11:11 AM
classicrock, my vendio sweetheart
What would I do with out you?
Be stuck among the ranks of the female ferret freaks over here.
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classicrock000
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posted on February 4, 2006 05:24:53 AM
LOL
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Beauty is only a light switch away
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 06:00:11 AM
ah yes classic, i know me you and Linda are cool. You do have do the soul walk (ie read to magget, some chocolate) to do like Gwen does. You suppose she was a cheerleader?
(And say hi to linda for me over at the other boards - looks like the hags of bounty have run her off here. Arent they just so sweet?)
Funny these chippies are still stuck on like a virgin vibes, and the beatles coo-coo-achoo's...
So how many times been around that track,classic? And wrote and rewrote that book?
I'll have to ask my bodyguard and taxi driver. The poor man must have spent a fortune every time he had to send somebody to go get her.
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classicrock000
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posted on February 4, 2006 06:40:00 AM
DB-I dont post over at the other boards-who needs the aggravation LOL
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 06:46:53 AM
Oh thats good classic. I knew you were like me in that way. Not a follower.
Hey,.. do we still want pittsburg tomorrow? (You know I might change my mind at the very last moment, so you better let me know.)
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 07:02:44 AM
Who is 7, classic? picken up a 7 here today...?
You know i dont know that much about it. Just watch them crunch each other
But I do know how to add nnd play with dos
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[ edited by dblfugger9 on Feb 4, 2006 07:06 AM ]
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colin
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posted on February 4, 2006 07:43:22 AM
who was that-Kurt Cobain?
or the Go go's?
BTW you girl's will never get laid again with that attitude.
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 07:56:42 AM
colin...love your mojo...lol!!!
you should see my bevy of them!
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 08:03:04 AM
Colin, you did the bones didnt you?
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colin
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posted on February 4, 2006 08:09:13 AM
Never got into the bones, always found tarot cards of interest.
Wicca of course, which is actually just positive thinking.
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 08:13:11 AM
Maybe you have to be from northern Nj to know about the bones.
Wicca is very positive, but people dont understand it. ::shrug::
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DrArcane
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posted on February 4, 2006 08:33:44 AM
"Wicca is very positive, but people dont understand it."
DO NOT get me started down THAT road!
Dr. Arcane, revelator of mystical secrets
http://www.drarcane.com
Got questions about the secrets of the universe?
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 4, 2006 08:40:54 AM
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 08:45:34 AM
Sorry, maggie. Youre all lost on yourself and your own ego.
Which is totally lost on me too.
Half the time you dont even knowwhat I am talking about. But you think you do. You and kiara. lol. Go play clue with yourselves thats all you like to do.
oh btw. Gwen Stefani was a cheerleader. Nobody was speaking of you!
What a jerk.
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colin
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posted on February 4, 2006 08:59:56 AM
"Wicca is very positive, but people dont understand it."
DO NOT get me started down THAT road!
Do tell Doc.
Amen,
Reverend Colin
http://www.reverendcolin.com
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 4, 2006 09:00:46 AM
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dblfugger9
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posted on February 4, 2006 09:07:23 AM
blah blah blah
you hang with the stars of vendio on a friday night. ive seen it. sell it elsewhere muffy.
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 4, 2006 09:09:42 AM
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DrArcane
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posted on February 4, 2006 10:39:23 AM
" Wicca is very positive, but people dont understand it."
DO NOT get me started down THAT road!
Do tell Doc."
Of every religion I have looked at, Wicca is the one I have LEAST respect for. It's all things to all people. Every "Wiccan" I've ever met basically just makes it up as they go along. Anyone who is "spiritual" and likes nature seems to go in for Wicca.
It's a feminist-naturalist feel-good invention that basically started in the 1950's. It's every bit as valid a religion as Kwanzaa is a holiday. A purely modern invention that claims to have ancient roots.
Oh- and they always insist on calling themselves "Pagans." I always enjoy explaining that "pagan" came from the Greek "paganos," essentially meaning "uneducated country bumpkin". Since the city dwellers had more sophisticated religions, they looked down their nose at the ignorant pagans.
I TOLD YOU not to get me started. My sister-in-law is Wiccan-Pagan and every time she starts in on the subject, I want to poke my eyes out. It's just too hard to keep my mouth shut.
You hear me pick on the Muslims a lot here, but I actually respect Islam as a valid religion. Wicca is the (ONLY) one I truly have contempt for. Even Scientology has a structure and rules... Wiccans just seem to make it all up as they go along.
Dr. Arcane, revelator of mystical secrets
http://www.drarcane.com
Got questions about the secrets of the universe?
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maggiemuggins
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posted on February 4, 2006 10:52:58 AM
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