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 enchanted
 
posted on October 7, 2000 06:39:01 PM new
Proposed movie title: Sex, Lies, and Chat Boards

to play krs: Gabriel Byrne

to play me: Stevie Nicks from Fleetwood mac about 20 years ago

enchanted

(just contact my agent will ya?)

 
 femme
 
posted on October 7, 2000 06:42:16 PM new

Very imaginitive thread, Spaz.

Me (depending on the mood of the day).....Faye Dunaway or Rita Rudner

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Barry Barris...Bob Newhart.

Jamesoblivian.....Robert Wagner

KRS.....Steven Wright

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Pattaylor.....

 
 snowyegret
 
posted on October 7, 2000 06:47:06 PM new
Meg: Bette Davis

femme: I just saw your post, now I'll have to think up another Meg

[ edited by snowyegret on Oct 7, 2000 06:48 PM ]
[ edited by snowyegret on Oct 7, 2000 06:50 PM ]
 
 nobs
 
posted on October 7, 2000 06:53:57 PM new
Patty Duke Astin
 
 mauimoods
 
posted on October 7, 2000 07:06:08 PM new
Sneaking back in to say HI NOBS! (sure do miss you, girl)!


 
 digitalman
 
posted on October 7, 2000 07:07:08 PM new
Clint Eastwood of course


 
 mauimoods
 
posted on October 7, 2000 07:08:09 PM new
Just curious....who will sarge be? I still picture him as George C Scott for some reason.


 
 mauimoods
 
posted on October 7, 2000 07:08:56 PM new
Hearts aflutterin' at that pic digitalman


 
 enchanted
 
posted on October 7, 2000 07:10:19 PM new
hi Maui, yes George C Scott for the sarge, great choice.



 
 mauimoods
 
posted on October 7, 2000 07:10:53 PM new
Hiya enchanted...yes, it does seem to fit him, doesnt it?


 
 enchanted
 
posted on October 7, 2000 07:12:38 PM new
it seems a little quiet aroundhere without him too, another little puppy should be coming back soon too, it'll make the movie even more convoluted if she does

did you have a good saturday maui?

 
 mauimoods
 
posted on October 7, 2000 07:15:51 PM new
lol enchanted. It would liven things up some, wouldnt it? Long as said pup keeps cool and doesnt poke at everyone like before. Gotta play nice...or semi nice...or be good enough to not let on one IS pokin', eh?

My saturday was good! Got some nice stuff at some sales today, that Im very pleased with. Especially the two silk kimono tops. Just lovely. How was your day?


 
 mauimoods
 
posted on October 7, 2000 07:18:10 PM new
Enchanted...who do you think should play the part of pup? IM leaning towards Madonna. Vampy, hateful, hated, loved. Whatcha think? (To keep on track so Spaz doesnt get angry derailing with yikkity yak).


 
 enchanted
 
posted on October 7, 2000 07:35:18 PM new
LOL Maui about us staying on track in a thread! I'm trying, honest!

good question about the Puplet, Madonna is good, what about Marilyn Monroe with an attitude, or Courtney Love with a southern accent? I dunno but i'm having a good time trying to figure that one out.

I just got back from an auction, i was really good and only bought a few things. had fun though. Got a couple of good books to read at a yard sale too... one paperback titled, The Mammoth book of International Erotica, no kidding that's the title, and the other one is called I Visited Ganymede, a privately published paperback by someone who believes he was transported by aliens to another planet (!) this I have got to read and get a good laugh, will have ot keep it in my collection.

bye,
enchanted



 
 mybiddness
 
posted on October 7, 2000 08:48:39 PM new
I love Kathy Bates - especially in Misery - let's have her play me. I'll have to think about whose feet I want to chop off with the axe.

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on October 7, 2000 09:24:43 PM new
Mybiddness,

I'm 4 feet 10 inches tall. If you cut off two feet I'll only be 2 feet 10 inches tall...

Barry (I'm hiding your axe......) Barris


 
 mybiddness
 
posted on October 7, 2000 09:39:22 PM new
Not to worry Barry(Bigheart)Barris - your feet are safe with me.



 
 barrybarris
 
posted on October 7, 2000 09:47:19 PM new
Mybiddness,

In that case, you can have your axe back...

Barry (me feets be safe) Barris


 
 pareau
 
posted on October 7, 2000 09:47:45 PM new
Fear not, Barry Barris! Po is playing me, and will gladly lend you the scooter if you need to make a quick getaway.



 
 hellcat
 
posted on October 7, 2000 09:56:12 PM new
Okay, I've given it some thought, and after due consideration...I'm torn between Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones as KRS. What do you think, Enchanted? It should, of course, be a fan club decision (and I have no idea who Gabriel Bryne is).

And I dunno about that George C. Scott casting. I've always pictured that one as Larry Linville (Frank Burns - M*A*S*H).



Beth


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 barrybarris
 
posted on October 7, 2000 09:56:51 PM new
Pareau,

First I have to stop laughing.

Now I'll try and continue.

How did you and Po know blue scooters are my favorite. Now I'm sure me feets be safe and quick...

Barry (now back to laughing) Barris


 
 chococake
 
posted on October 7, 2000 09:59:58 PM new
That's not fair Pareau. I wanted Po to play me but you got here before I did. Whaaa.



 
 pareau
 
posted on October 7, 2000 10:07:26 PM new
There, there, chococake. I'm sorry about the letdown, but I was approached by Po's rep about this, so I'm afraid it's out of my hands.

I understand Lala is available.

- Pareau

 
 chococake
 
posted on October 7, 2000 10:21:18 PM new
Nope LaLa won't do. My grandson's favorite is Po. We've got big Po's, little Po's, and grandma sings and dances like Po for said grandson. So I wanted him to know it was me on that big screen.

Well you've got it locked up then. I will have to think of someone else to play me.

 
 barrybarris
 
posted on October 7, 2000 10:35:56 PM new
chococake,

I have an idea. Since either Don Rickles or Bob Newhart may be playing me, I will have some free time so I could play you.

Barry (call casting quick) Barris


 
 mauimoods
 
posted on October 7, 2000 10:46:44 PM new
My vote is Tommy Lee Jones for KRS. And you are absolutely correct Beth. How could I picture George Scott when FRANK BURNS is much more fitting


 
 chococake
 
posted on October 7, 2000 10:46:54 PM new
Barry(great idea)Barris. Yea you play me. This is going to be some movie. We've got the actors going but who's writing the script. We can't use the old one.

Oh did you get your red wig yet? My hair is kinda medium auburn, but red would be OK.

 
 pareau
 
posted on October 7, 2000 10:47:01 PM new
Uh-oh! Your grandson? That's really hitting below the belt. Okay, we all know what bad PR can do, having watched what havoc just carrying a handbag wreaked on poor Tinky Winky.

I'll square things away with Po's agent, and I'm sure Po will rise to the chococake challenge very well. I may do better as a voiceover anyway.

Big hug! Big hug!
- Pareau

 
 chococake
 
posted on October 7, 2000 11:00:40 PM new
Oh no, now two offers. What to do, what to do. I think Barry(he's so sweet)Barris was trying to dry my tears and stop my whimpering by offering to play me. And Pareau doesn't like to make little kids cry.

 
 calamity49
 
posted on October 7, 2000 11:46:58 PM new
Spaz,

Really good thread.

Definitely Tommy Lee Jones for krs. Fits perfectly!

Mybid,
You got Kathy Bates! Think she can play two parts since we have been clueless. She would do cameos?
If not I'll take Ma as in Ma and Pa Kettle, can't remember her name.


Calamity


 
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