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 jackswebb
 
posted on April 4, 2002 11:37:43 PM new
THANK YOU KIARA. I'LL GIVE IT A TRY. HIT ENTER?,,,,,,,,,,,,O.K. OH!!!!!! I'LL GIVE IT A TRY,,,,,,,,,,RIGHT NOW.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. HAHAAHHHAH. YES!!!! THANK YOU. I SHOULD EDIT THIS,,,,,,,,BUT, MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE DON'T KNOW EITHER. THERE YOU GO POSTERS HELP IS AT YER FINGER TIPS HERE. THANKS AGAIN, KIARA. CARE TO DANCE? WITH WHOEVER,,,,,,,LITTLE PUNCH?
 
 KIARA
 
posted on April 4, 2002 11:50:07 PM new
AHA! I SEE YOU WENT BACK TO THE TOP AND EDITED! YOU CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE!

Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars

All those caps made me tired. G'nite, Jack!



 
 jackswebb
 
posted on April 5, 2002 12:00:47 AM new
SOMEONE UP THERE SAID THERE HAS TO BE A CONTRAVERSY(SP) I'LL GET IT RIGHT A.M. OF SOME TYPE FOR A THREAD TO CONTINUE SO LET'S KICK THE H. OUT OF THE POST OFFICE AND THIER HIGHER PRICES. IT'S A TOPIC. PLUS WE GET ALL THE POST OFFICE STORIES. POST OFFICE,,,,I PLAYED THAT ONE TIME. E'R A COUPLE OF TIMES. HAHAHHHA. YEAH!!!!! I SEE YOU PUT ON YER CAP. I LIKE IT. HAHAHAHAH. EVERYBODY ELSE FOLLOW SUITE.(SP)?????????
[ edited by jackswebb on Apr 5, 2002 12:03 AM ]
 
 docpjw
 
posted on April 5, 2002 12:11:24 AM new
Well if they are going to Raise Prices, I hope they at Least Kick some Back to The Carriers and Window People. I Know they have NOT received the compensation most deserve. At least the ones I deal with, They Really do a good Job ,Dealing with the Public.

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on April 5, 2002 12:14:48 AM new
ONE LAST POST FOR TONIGHT.

SEE YOU TOMORROW!

 
 sweetboo
 
posted on April 5, 2002 04:51:27 AM new
YIPPEE!!! FIRST POST OF THE MORNING.

YOU GUYS SURE KEPT BUSY LAST NIGHT. I GO TO BED, GET UP AND THERE ARE LIKE 40 NEW POSTS. GOOD JOB. LET'S KEEP ON ROCKING TODAY.

 
 enchanted
 
posted on April 5, 2002 06:08:39 AM new
What's the world's longest thread without refreshments?

I brought hot coffee and a couple boxes of warm fresh Dunkin Donuts ....

Sit down, relax and add a post. It's Friday.



 
 lattefor2
 
posted on April 5, 2002 06:19:27 AM new
THANKS FOR THE DONUTS GOING TO ENJOY THEM WITH MY MORNING FAVORITE COFFEE FLAVOR OF THE DAY. WELL JACK! THIS WEEK I FEEL LIKE ONE OF THOSE POST-IT'S YOU KNOW ONE OF THOSE PIECES OF PAPER WITH STICKY STUFF ON THE BACK THAT YOU CAN MOVE ALL OVER THE PAGE, IT SEEMS I WAS MOVING ALL OVER THE PLACE BUT NEVER GOT ANYWHERE.
REENIE

 
 glassgrl
 
posted on April 5, 2002 08:39:46 AM new
I'M HAVING *POST TOASTIES* THIS MORNING IN HONOR OF JACK AND THE LONGEST THREAD.

JACK, I LOOKED KINDA SKEERED IN MY HIGH SCHOOL PICTURE, HOW BOUT YOU?

 
 rodmama
 
posted on April 5, 2002 08:46:51 AM new
Where is this ROLLER POSTER HEADING?????

 
 jackswebb
 
posted on April 5, 2002 09:51:19 AM new
YAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNN, STRRRRRRRRETCH. COUGH. COFFEE! I WAS BED POSTING ALL NIGHT. O.K. UP AND AT E'M POSTERS. POST TRAUMA. TODAYS MISSION,,,,,,POST AND LIST AND LIST AND POST.
 
 trai
 
posted on April 5, 2002 10:16:06 AM new
Jacko, dont you ever sleep?



 
 jackswebb
 
posted on April 5, 2002 10:21:49 AM new
DID THE OLE SARGE EVER SLEEP? ONCE A JAR HEAD , ALWAYS A JARHEAD. ALWAYS ON ON THE ALERT. ALRIGHT POSTERS,,,,MOVE OUT! LOOKS LIKE WE GOY ABOUT 300 SOMETHIN' POSTIN' MILES TA GO. FORWARD HO!
[ edited by jackswebb on Apr 5, 2002 10:27 AM ]
 
 trai
 
posted on April 5, 2002 10:25:13 AM new
Jacko, what are we going to do with you? LOL



 
 jackswebb
 
posted on April 5, 2002 10:25:16 AM new
HAHAHAHA, THE OLE SARGE IS WEARING HIS GARRISON CAP COVER THIS MORNING I SEE. VERY GOOD. WILL SOMEONE PUT A CAP ON ME? I AM SURE SOMEONE OUT THERE MUST KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. THANKS.
 
 trai
 
posted on April 5, 2002 10:29:42 AM new
Sure jack, just for you!



 
 kiara
 
posted on April 5, 2002 10:54:56 AM new
Pick a hat, Jack. If you like one of these I'll help you put it on your head. Just tell me what number.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.




 
 trai
 
posted on April 5, 2002 11:12:04 AM new
kiara
HAHAHa, that #2 looks like a pimp! Jack will love it.

 
 kiara
 
posted on April 5, 2002 11:26:24 AM new
Hahaha.......for my own reasons I think I should have chosen No. 8 for me. You can have the hat I'm wearing now if you like it better, Jack.



 
 lattefor2
 
posted on April 5, 2002 11:42:54 AM new
Kiara & Trai, the number 2 hat gets my vote.Why do I have the feeling that this is the Aw version of 99 bottles of beer on the wall, and if one of those bottles should happen to fall.......
Reenie

 
 jackswebb
 
posted on April 5, 2002 11:43:35 AM new
HAHAAHAHAA. AND I LIKE IT TOO,,,,,,,,,,,# 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9,,,,,,,,,,ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES, WHERE IT STOPS, NOBODY KNOWS. (BUT ME) ,,,,,,,CLICK, CLICK, CLICK. CLIC. CLI. CL. C. 8! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. NUMBER 8 IS THE WINNER! STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS. HAHAHAHHAH. THIS IS GREAT NOBODY WILL RECOGNIZE GOING DOWN THE FREEWAY. THANKS. THIS I GOTTA SEE.
 
 kiara
 
posted on April 5, 2002 11:55:25 AM new
Ya sure, Jack? We don't want any crashes as you're speeding along with those manequins and parts hanging out the windows.

Now, to put on your hat you have to copy this code exactly but take out the $ sign at the beginning and the end.

[$img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/anon.gif[/img$]

Edited to put my own hat back on. I don't want to get in trouble here.


[ edited by kiara on Apr 5, 2002 12:05 PM ]
 
 yellowstone
 
posted on April 5, 2002 01:47:53 PM new
I think it's time for a wee bit-o-prose, eh. This I copied verbatim from the back page of an old handbill advertising a play from about 1850, author unknown.

Sorry JACK this just would not work if I put it ALL in CAPS.

IDYL OF POKER FLAT

"To draw, or not to draw, that is the question;
Whether 'tis safer in the player to take
The awful risk of skinning for a straight,
Or, Standing pat, to raise 'em all the limit,
And thus, by bluffing get it,--to draw--to skin;
No more--and by that skin to get a full
Or two pair, or the fattest bouncing kings
That luck is heir to--'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To draw--to skin;
To skin! perchance to bust--aye, theres the rub!
For in that draw of three, what cards may come,
When we have shuffled off th'uncertain pack,
Must give us a pause. Theres the respect
Which makes calamity of a bob tailed flush.
For who would bear the overwhelming blind,
The reckless straddle, the wait on the edge,
The insolence of pat hands, and the lifts
That patient merit of the bluffer takes,
When he himself might be much better off
By simply passing? Who would trays-up hold,
And go out on a small progressive raise,
But that the dread of something after call,
The undiscovered ace-full, to whose strength
Such hands must bow--puzzles the will,
And makes us rather keep the chips we have,
Than be curious about hands we know not of.
Thus, Bluffing does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of a four heart flush
Is sicklied with some dark and cussed club,
And speculators in a jack-pot's wealth,
With this regard, their interest turn awry,
And lose their right to open."

 
 docpjw
 
posted on April 5, 2002 02:55:23 PM new
Do they Still Play "Lowball" in the California Poker Parlors?? I got Kinda' hooked on that when I lived out there.

 
 jackswebb
 
posted on April 5, 2002 03:03:27 PM new
KIARA. I GOT A WHOLE TEAM OF TECNICIANS OVER HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO REMOVE THE DOLLAR SIGNS. I DON'T THINK IT WILL BE TILL MONDAY. YOU SAW A PICTURE OF ONE OF THE TECHS. ALL THE TECHS LOOK THE SAME AND THINK THAT WAY TOO. THEIR A BUNCH OF REAL MONKEY'S .
 
 trai
 
posted on April 5, 2002 03:11:41 PM new
Jack, these the same guys?




 
 jackswebb
 
posted on April 5, 2002 03:13:34 PM new
AS YOU WERE,,,,, WITH THE ALL CAPS TOO. IT WAS BEGINING TO EVEN CONFUSE ME. I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF AGAIN ON HALF OF THE REPLIES THEN I REALIZED IT WAS ANOTHER VOICE I WAS HEARING. HAHAHAHA. TYPE THE WAY YOU LIKE. THANKS FOR THE "GREAT" SUPPORT. POT...........HAHAHAH. I MEAN, POST!! FRUEIDIAN SLIP OF THE KEY? HAHAHAHHA.

NOW THE ONE WHO ASKED ABOUT THE HIGHBALLS OUT HERE IN CAL. YEAH, THE GREATEST HIGH BALL COCKTAILS ARE STILL HERE. I RUN MY QUARTERS NICKLES AND DIMES OVER TO LAS VEGAS AND GIVE IT TO THEM. AND,,, THAT,,, WILL BE,,, COMING UP SHORTLY. AH!!!!!!!!! VIVA LAS VEGAS. I LOVE IT THERE. LIKE ELVIS SAID,,,,,,VIVAAAAAAAAAA, VIVAAAAAAAAA , LAAAAAAAAAAAAS VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAS. I HAD TO COME BACK FOR THE PARAGRAPH THING, I HAVE TO HIT IT TWICE TO BREAK IT UP.
[ edited by jackswebb on Apr 5, 2002 03:15 PM ]
 
 jackswebb
 
posted on April 5, 2002 03:17:51 PM new
TRAI. THAT'S THE WHOLE TECH TEAM,,,,,,,,,,,,,HOW DID YOU EVER GUESS???????
 
 mrspock
 
posted on April 5, 2002 03:34:46 PM new
I choose not to participate



spock here......
Live long and Prosper

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 jackswebb
 
posted on April 5, 2002 03:46:10 PM new
MRSPOCK. I THINK YOU HAD A BIT TOO MANY CRYPTANYTES,(SP) WRONG MOVIE? YOU JUST DID. ??????????? THANKS.

POST , POST. POST. !!!!!!!! HOIST IT! PULL!! COME ON MAKE IT HURT! WORK IT OUT BABY.

WELL POST IT UP BABY, POST AND SHOUT. COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON NOW BABY. COME ON BABY. COME ON AND POST IT ALL OUT. POST AND SHOUT. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYA.COME ON BABY. YOU KNOW POST SO FINE, POST SO FINE. COME ON AND SHOW ME THAT YER MINE ..........POST AND SHOUT.
[ edited by jackswebb on Apr 5, 2002 05:17 PM ]
 
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