posted on April 7, 2002 07:32:37 PM new
Jack, You Don't have ANYTHING to do with the "Down" Categories on eBay, DO YOU!!??!!
[ edited by docpjw on Apr 7, 2002 07:33 PM ]
posted on April 7, 2002 08:14:27 PM new
HAHAHHA, KIARA, SNOOZE,,,,,,,,,HA! NEVER, I SAW EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING. SATURDAYS AND SUNDAY ARE MY MOST STRESSFUL AND PHYSICAL DAYS. BUYING AND SELLING AT THE SWAP. NOW YOU KNOW HOW,,,,,,,,,VERBAL I AM HERE. HA! THIS I NOTHING. I LITTERALLY SING THEM INTO MY SPACES. IN 7 LANGUAGES. TAKE FOR EAMPLE, COPA CABANNA.(BARRY MANILOW?E) ALL IN SPANISH AND EVERY WORD IS RIGHT ON TO THE TUNE OF THE SONG AND ALL THE WORDS ARE THE SAME WORDS ANY SWAP MEETER WOULD USE TO ATTRACT CUSTOMERS. FORGET THE SPANISH EXAMPLE,AND FORGET THE SONG FOR NOW. HERE IS A COMPLETE LINE IN 7 LANGUAGES. READY?......... MITA, MITA, MITA, ONDELEY, RAPIDO, MUCHO CALIENTE VENDE, PASSELEY, PASSELEY, PASSELEY, RAPIDO, CINCO DALLARES, BENTEY DOLLAS, QUANTO, QUANTO QUESTA, QUONTO BALLAY, NO SENIOR, THERE IS NO VALETE PARKING. PARK IT YOURSELF AND SAVE MUCH DINERO. BUENO SENIOR GRACIAS. MOUIE BARRATO, TOTADO BARATO. NO MAS MONYANA, SEE TODO, TODO BARRATO.OHIO. OHIO GO ZIA E MAS. ON YO SAYO. COMSOMNIDA. ADIGATO. MOODA, MOODA , MOODA. SADDA, SADDA, SADDA. RECOY RECOY, RECOY. MO ITCHI DOE. ( THIS IS TOUGH TO WRITE THIS, HAHAHAHHAA. NEVER DID THIS BEFORE.) I COULD GO ON. BUT YOU SEE. NOW, TAKE THIS VERBAGE. SPEED UP THAT OLD RECORD PLAYER TO ..........JUST BEFORE IT TURNS INTO THE......CHIP MUNKS SONG........I AM FAST!!!!!!!!! THE AMERICANS THINK I AM NUTS,,,,,,,CAUSE THEY HAVE NO IDEA IN HELL WHAT I AM SAYING AND ANY OTHER PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES COME ON IN CAUSE I JUST TOLD THEM TO IN THEIR OWN LANGUAGE. THE ENTIRE VERBAGE TAKES ABOUT TWO MINUTES AND I SWEAR I NEVER TAKE A BREATH. MY LAST WORDS ARE AND IT'S ALL CHEAP!! IN AMERICAN. WHEEEEEEEEEEE. DO THAT FOR 8 HOURS AND YOU HAVE A FIST FULL DOLLARS. HAHAHAHHAA. IT WORKS. WHEN I SOLD IN JAPAN,I HAD NO IDEA WHAT ,,,,,,THEY WERE SAYING EITHER AT THE SPEED OF SOUND. YOU KNOW HOW WE ALL THINK OTHER LANGUAGES ARE SO FAST. ONCE I SLOWED IT DOWN, I SPED IT UP EVEN FASTER THAN THE OTHER LANGUAGES TALK. EVERYONE IN SMILING IN THER OWN LANGUAGE. AND,,,,,,,,,,,,,THEY BUY! HAHAHAHHA. THEY THINK I AM CRAZY. IT WORKS. HAHAHAHHAHA. NO PARAGRAPHS HERE,,,,HAHAHAHHA. SORRY,,,,,,,,,WHEN I AM SELLING AT THE SWAP. THERE ARE NONE THERE EITHER. HAHAHAHHA.
HAAHAHHAH. PARAGRAPH. NOW BACK TO THE SINGING PART. HAHAHAHAH. GUESS I JUST GOT MY SECOND WIND. I MUST ADMIT,,,,,I DO HAVE A LOT OF THAT. A FEW OF MY FAVORITE SONGS ARE. THE IN ENGLISH ONES. MY KINA JUNK, THIS IS, MY KIND JUNK. ( I KNOW YOU KNOW BUT FOR THOSE WHO DON'T, CHICAGO IS MY KINDA TOWN. THE WHOLE SONG IS TO SWAP MEET JUNK. HAHAHAH.) MARINE CORPS HYM. EVEN, AND AFTER, AND YOU KNOW I FEEL AS ALL OF US DO ABOUT 911. GOD BLESS AMERICA. THE WORDS JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD. BEFORE I KNEW IT, EVERYONE WAS SINGING IN WHATEVER LANGUAGE. GOD BLESS AMERICA. I, WAS THE LEADER OF THE BAND. HAHAHAHHA. THE SWAP MEET MANAGEMENT HATES ME. I CAUSE SUCH RUCKUS'S. THEY WANT EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE SELLERS ON LITHIUM OR PROZAC. I SWEAR, NINE YEARS LATER,,,,,THEY ARE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET RID OF ME. HELL NO, I WON'T GO. ( THIS IS AT 5 SWAP MEETS.)
SORRY, I AM ON A ROLL. FEW YEARS BACK, BIG RAIN STORM HERE, TWO FEET OF WATER AT THE SWAP. LOOKED LIKE FUN TO ME,,,,,ABOUT 10 VENDORS WERE STILL THERE. SHOULD HAVE BEEN 500. DOES THAT TELL YOU THE SIZE OF THE PLACE? HAD A LITTLE PIECE OF JUNK PICK UP TRUCK. I SLAMMED IT IN GEAR AND CUT COOKIES ALL OVER THAT PLACE. LOOK LIKE HYRO PLANE RACES IN SEATTLE. SPED OUT THE BACK GATE AND WAS GONE,,,,,,,,,,,,MANAGEMENT,,,,,,,,,,WHO WAS THAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH,,,,,,,,THAT WAS JACK. (THANKS FELLOW VENORS FOR PARCTICALLY GIVING THEM MY ADDRESS.) 3, 3 WEEKS LATER ONE MANAGER APPROACHED ME. WHAT'S THE STORY. I, AT FULL MARINE ATTENTION, SORRY SIR, JUST A LITTLE CRAZINESS. WE DON'T NEED THAT KIND OF CARAZINESS HERE. AM I DISMISSED? YEAH. HAHAHAHHAA. 3 WEEKS LATER. I STILL CAN'T FIGURE THAT ONE OUT. THEY MUST OF HAD A BOARD MEETING OVER ME FOR A MONTH. HAHAHAHHA. THEY NEVER SPEAK TO ME (OR EVEN EYE CONTACT) AND IGNORE THEM. AND THE BEAT GOES ON,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AND THE BEAT GOES ON. GEE, THINK I HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE TODAY, HAHAHHAHA. THANKS EACH AND EVERY POSTER. SHOOT!! MONDAY MORNING BED CHECK. CREEEEEK, CLUNK. CLICK. THE WORLD IS SAFE AGAIN, BACK IN MY PERSONAL PADDED CELL.
POST! AND POST OFTEN. HAVE THE BEST E BAY WEEK. I'LL BE BACK ON TUESDAY. I GOTTA REST. WHEEEEEEE. YEAH RIGHT,,,,,,,,,MONDAY ,MONDAY. RIGHT BACK AT IT.
posted on April 7, 2002 08:38:10 PM new
HAHAHAHHAHA, DOC, WOULD THAT BE AS IN LIKE,,,,,U.S. NAVY DOC, CORPSMAN? HAHAHHA. SEE,THE GOVERNMENT IS STILL WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE. HAHAHAHA. THEY SENT A DOCTOR TO CHECK ON ME. I CAUSE SUCH A RUCKUS. HEY DOC,,,,,,,WHEN WE GET OUT OF THE BUSH,,,,THIS BUSCH IS ON ME. SALUTE. THESE GUYS ARE LIFE SAVERS. (NO PUN INTENDED)IT IS GREAT TO HEAR FROM YOU. WHO TOLD YOU I WAS ON THIS WARD?????? BELIEVE ME, THERE ARE SOME REAL NUT CASES HERE. THERE ARE ALOT OF NUTS HERE, JUST HAVE CATEGORIZE E'M. PEANUTS, WALNUTS,PHILBERTS,( YOU KNOW I LOVE ALL YOU NUTS) IF YA STICK AROUND LONG ENOUGH YOU'LL BE A NUT TOO. HAHAHHHA. SALUTE! IT MUST HAVE BEEN THOSE KEY WORDS, LITHIUM, PROZAK. GOVERNMENT SEARCHES THOSE WORDS. I SCREWED UP AGAIN. SALUTE!!!!!!!! SEMPER FI.
posted on April 7, 2002 08:50:12 PM new
THANKS for checking in here, Jack. That's why I like to go to the flea markets--it's as much fun meeting all the vendors as it is searching for the goodies to buy.
If I ever met you there I don't think I'd ever forget you!
posted on April 7, 2002 09:17:35 PM new
IS THIS SOON ENOUGH???? HAHAHAHHA. POSTERS,,,,,,,,HURRY UP AND GET THIS INSANE 400 POSTS THING OVER WITH QUICK. MY E MAIL IS JAMMED WITH ALL THE RESPONSES. I HAD NO REAL IDEA ABOUT THAT ASPECT. INSANITY!!!! AND THE,,,,, HERE, I, AM, TO, POST, MORE, ONES, ARE, DRIVING, ME, UP, THE, WALL. HAHAHAHHA. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE 400 NEW POSTERS. HAHAHAHHHAH. LITTLE DID, I, KNOW, THERE, WERE, ONE, WORD, POSTERS. HAHAAAHAHH. THAT, MEANS, LOOKING, AT, EACH, AND, EVERY, E MAIL, ONE, BY, ONE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I LOVE MY PADDED CELL. IT'S ALL WARM AND COMFY. JACK. CLICK. AND I DID THAT,,,,,MYSELF. REMEBER LAST TIME,,,,,I FOUND MY CELL KEY FOR THEM? HAHAHAHAHHA.
posted on April 7, 2002 09:25:48 PM new just slippin' in here to make my lil' contribution to Jacks ALL CAPS THREAD!!! NOW!!! WHERE IS THAT DOG SPOT??? JACK LONDON'S DOG WAS NAMED SPOT OR WAS THAT SHAKESPEARE??? OH, WELL, WHAT THE HELL!!! JACK COULDN'T GET RID OF THAT ANIMAL!!! COULDN'T DROWN HIM, SHOOT HIM OR LOSE HIM!!! NOW THAT LITTLE RASCAL IS DRIVING THE SHIPPING TRUCK!!! HOT DAM! STAND BACK AND HOLD ON TOO!!! THAT IS ONE CRAZY DRIVING ANIMAL! OUT, OUT DAM SPOTT!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! LA DE DA DEE DEE, LA DE DA DEE DA!!!! AND THE BEAT GOES ON,,,THERE'S EVIL IN THE BUSHES SO TAKE CARE1! HAHAHA!!!
EVERYBODY KEEP THIS RHYTHM GOING!!! TALK TO THE TAIL 'CAUSE THE HEAD'S NOT LISTENING HAHAHAH!!!!!
posted on April 7, 2002 09:57:05 PM new
ROLLIN', ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ON THE RIVER. BIG WHEELS KEEP ON BEOURNIN' PROUD MARY KEEP ON TOURNIN' , I SAID ROLLIN' , ROLLIN', ROLLIN' ONA RIIVER.ROLLIN' ONNNNNNNA RIV'R. HAHAHAHA. NOW THIS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I LIKE. HAHAHHAHA. WE GONNA HAVE TO LEOARN TO RE SPELL BUT,,,,,,,,,,,WE JAUST MIGHT RE CREATE A NEW KINDA WRITIN'. AND I LIKE IT TOO. (REMEMBER HER WORDS FROM IRISH SPRING SOAP.). FORGET ME,,,,,,,,,,,,BARRY MANILOWE,, (SP). I WRITE THE SONGS THE WHOLE WORLD SIIIIIIIIIINGS,,,,,,,,,,, I WRITE THE SONGS OF LOVE AN MANNNNYY THINGS. IWRITE THE SONGS THAT MAKE THE YOUNG GIRLS CRYYYYYYYYYY, I WRITE THE SONGS, IWRITE THE SONGS. AH,,,,,,,,,,,,I AM BEAT UP, TIRED. C YA MONYNA. OH NO, SOMEONE IS KNOCKIN' ON MY E MAIL DOOR. I HEAR YA KNOCKIN' AND A YA PLEASE COME IN. IHEAR YA KNOCKIN' AND YA PLEASE COME IN. COME BACK A.M ANDO IT AGAIN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
posted on April 7, 2002 10:06:22 PM new
WHOEVER HEARD OF SINGING E MAILS?? KIARA JUST DID IT.............HAHAHAHAHHA. I HEARD EVERY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SOUND. HAHAHAHA. AM I HEARING THINGS??????????? HAHAHAHAHA. COME ON EVERYBODY, WE GONNA DO THE POST AND IT GOES LIKE THIS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,E AH, ROUND AND A ROUND AND UP AND DOWN WE GOA AGAIN, OH BABY LET ME KNOW, YA LOVE ME SO ............
posted on April 7, 2002 10:14:29 PM new
AT THE BEGINING WAY BACK AT POST ONE YOU ASKED WHAT KIND OF NUT ARE YOU? WELL I THINK YOU JUST BECAME A "ROASTED" NUT! CONGRATS IT HAS BEEN FUN HEARING THE ROAST AND THE LAUGHS THAT GO WITH IT. LONG LIVE YOUR ROAST AT LEAST TO 400!
posted on April 7, 2002 11:16:08 PM new
Jack, I think you should explain you are using email notification here. Or else people will think I am REALLY singing to you!
posted on April 7, 2002 11:37:04 PM new
NO IDEA WHAT E MAIL NOTIFICATION IS BUT SING ALL YOU WANT. I LIKE IT TOO. HAHAHAHA. OH!!!!!!! IT'S LIKE WHEN I GET THEM. I KNOW NOW. SING YER LITTLE PEA PICKIN' HEART OUT. LET'S MAKE THIS THE NEVER HAVE TO LEAVE HOME KAROKE THING. SING FOLKS, SING.NO NEED TO BE SHY. SING!! HAHAHHAHAH. EVERYONE SOUNDS GREAT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WE ONLY HEAR THE REAL SINGER IN OUR MIND ANYWAY. HAHAHHAA. SO YOU CAN SCREW UP ALL YA WANT,,,,,,WE WILL NEVER KNOW. LESS YA SPELL IT WRONG,,,,,,,, HAHAHHAHHAHA. SPELL IT ANYWAY IT MAKES YA FEEL GOOD. FEEL GOOD, FEEL GOOD. ALL NIGHT LONG,,,,,,,,, ALL NIGHT. COME HEAR THE MUSIC,,,,,,,,, SEE HOW THEY PLAY. WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY,,,,,,,,,,ALL NIGHT LONG. OOOOOOOO YEAH. S@@.
posted on April 7, 2002 11:52:01 PM new
NOW,,,,,,I GOT IT,,,,DOE, A DEER, A FE MALE DEER, COME ON ANYBODY. NEXT LINE AND SO FORTH. TO A THOUSAND SONGS. WE WILL HAVE THE 400 IN NO TIME. YESSSSSSSSSS. HAHAHAHAAHAH.
posted on April 8, 2002 07:48:35 PM new
WHATS UP WITH EVERYONE?? JACK NO MORE POSTS FROM YOU TODAY, YOU MUST BE CHASE'EM OFF..THIS IS WWWWAAAAYYYY DOWN ON THE EBAY LIST.
posted on April 8, 2002 08:30:40 PM new
BOEIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGG. HAHAHAHAHA. OUT OF NOWHERE. I, THINK THEY ARE ALL HUNG OVER. THAT'S WHAT I THINK. WHADDA YA THINK. Hmmm, SO YA THINK MAYBE I GOT JUST A TOO BIT WORDY? WELL,,,,,,,,,,IT WAS SATURDAY NIGHT YA KNOW. YA KNOW. SHOOT THEY ONLY LET ME OUT ON THE WEEKENDS. GEES, I WENT AND LURKED AT SOME OTHER TOPICS SOME OF YOU FOLKS GET IN ON. SCARED THE H. OUTTA ME. I CAME RUNNING RIGHT BACK HERE. POLITICS, WAR. ETC. THEY WAS ARGUIN' UP SOME REAL STORMS. I THOUGHT ABOUT JUMPIN' IN AND THOUGHT,,,,,,,NO. I LIKE THIS CRAZY PLACE RIGHT HERE. ALL FUN, ALL THE TIME. NOTHIN' SERIOUS AT ALL. GET NUTS!!!!! HAHAAHHA. SING A SONG, TELL A JOKE, MAKE A FRIEND. HAHAHAHHA. I THINK THEY SAID THAT FOR THE ROUND TABLE AREA. O'WELL, THIS'L BE THE SQAURE TABLE AREA. PULLUP A CHAIR AND SIT A SPELL. CHAW ON SOME TABACCI. HAVE A REFRESHIN' AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. KINDA MAKES ME WISH I REALLY HAD SOMETHING MEANINGFUL TO OFFER,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I DON'T. POST!!! SGT. OF THE GUARD, POST NUMBER 3!!!!!!!!. ALL IS WELL. PASS THE WORD. ALL IS WELL, ALL IS WELL. ALL IS WELL. REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER STORY.....................
posted on April 8, 2002 09:06:05 PM new
HEY DOC. I JUST CHECKED OUT THE DOWNS VS. THE UPS ON E BAY. THE UPS ARE 33968 AND THE DOWNS ARE 7733. THE UPS BEAT THE DOWNS ACROSS THE BOARD.KEEP ON, KEEPIN' ON.
posted on April 8, 2002 09:22:18 PM new
HEY RAWBUNZEL, I WAS GONNA ASK , THEN I FERGOT. IS RAWBUNS O.K. FOR THE SHORT VERSION?????????? HAHAHAHAH. SLAP ME UP SIDE THE HEAD IFFIN' I OFFENDED YA. GEES AM IH' IN A SOUTHUN MOOD E'R WHAT. HAHAHAHA. IT'S ALL THESE SOUTHERN E MAILERS DOING IT TO ME, I SWEAR. SAN DIEGO, SAN CLEMENTE, SANTA ANA. IRVINE. CARLSBAD. OCEANSIDE, COSTA MESA, MISSION VIEJO, EL TORO, SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO. LAKE FORREST, HUNTINGTON BEACH, NEWPORT BEACH, YUP, THEYD ALL BE SOUTHERNERS FROM ME. HAHAHAHHHHHA. NOW AH NORTHERNER TO ME IS,,,,,,,,,,,,SEATTLE. AND THAT'S WHERE I ORIGINATED FROM. VIA THE STORK.
posted on April 8, 2002 09:27:05 PM new
LOL! Jack, I've been called a lot worse that rawbun right here at AW. You can call me that or Bunz. Lot's of people call me Bunz.
I'm from Seattle too. Born ,raised and still here.I guess that makes me north of you.
posted on April 8, 2002 09:45:48 PM new
YER STILL THERE???????????? ARE YOU NUTS??????? RAIN, RAIN GO AWAY, COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY. YEAH LIKE, THE NEXT DAY. HAHHAHHAHHA. DOWN HERE, WE ALL LIVE FOR THE SUN , SUN , SUN. YEAH, LIKE I'VE SEEN IT LATELY DOWN HERE IN THE Y2K BUNKER SELLIN' ON E BAY. I HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY, BEEN THINKING TO BUILD A SCREENED IN HOOTCH ON THE ROOF. (KEEPS THE FLIES OUT ANYWAY). GUY HAS BEEN MY LAND LORD FOR LORD KNOWS TOO LONG, LONG. ALL HE CARES ABOUT IS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,YOU KNOW,,,,,,,,,,,,HIS HAND IS OUT EVERY MONTH. BLOOD SUCKER,,,,,,,,,,RENTS MORE THAN MY MARINE CORPS DISABILITY CHECK.EVERY TIME THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY GIVE ME A COLA (COST OF LIVING ADJUSTMENT) HE ADJUSTS IT ALRIGHT, RIGHT INTO HIS POCKET. I WANNA MOVE CLOSER TO L.A. THAT'S WHERE THE NON PAID STORAGE UNITS ARE, THOUSANDS OF THEM. AUCTIONS EVERY DAY. THE STUFF THESE TENANTS LOSE IS MIND BLOWING. BUT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,AH, YOU KNOW THE PACKIN' AND THE CHANGE OF , AND ON AND ON . MAKES ME TIRED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
posted on April 8, 2002 10:19:41 PM new
KIARA, I HAVE A SNEAKIN' SUSPICION MOST OF THESE FOLKS TURNED OFF THE E MAIL NOTIFICATION. IF I WASN'T THE ORIGINATOR, I THINK I WOULD TOO. HAHAHAHHHA. POST!!!!!!!!!! WE AIN'T EVEN CLOSE TO 400!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS THAT ALL AMERICAN , WE CAN DO SPIRIT!!! DRIVE!! MOTIVATION!!!!!! HAHAHAHA, WHAT'S THIS TO BE MOTIVATED ABOUT. THE END OF THE ROAD. THEN JUST TURN AROUND AND GO BACK. HELL NO!!!!!! WHAT IF LOUIS AND CLARKE HAD A SAID THAT? THERE WOULD BE NO OREGON TRAIL. MUCH LESS ANY MIXED NUTS. AH! TRAIL MIX, THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKIN' YEAH. WHAT IF COLUMBUS, WHAT IF, WHO WAS THAT GUY? THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH. WHAT IF,,,,,,,,,,PRES. KENNEDY HAD NOT PUSHED THE SPACE PROGRAM. MUCH LESS THE NEIHBORHOOD YOUTH CORPS. Hmmmm, I MEAN THE PEACE CORPS. THE NEIGHBORHOOD YOUTH CORPS WAS FER WAY WORD CHILDREN. HAHAHAHAH I QUALIFIED!!!!!!!!!. YOU DID A WHOLE SUMMER. $500.00 BUCKS. FER THREE MONTHS WORK. HAHAHAHHA. RESTORING THE STATE PARK IN SEATTLE. RSTORING? WITH ME AROUND? HAHAHAHA. WE CHOPPED ON THE BIGGEST TREE IN THAT PARK ALL SUMMER, THREE FEET IN DIAMETER. A CHOP A DAY, FINALLY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,T I M B E R!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAME CRASHING DOWN YOU COULD HEAR THE ECHO FOR MILES................ THE GUARDS HEARD IT PRETTY GOOD TOO. I DON'T THINK WE CALLED THEM GUARDS, OH!!!!!!!! YEAH, THEY WEERE ADULT SUPERVISORS. HAHAHAHAHA. THERE ASS WAS IN A REAL SLING NOW. HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. 15 YEAR OLDS TOOK DOWN A BIG TREE AN THEY NEVER NEW IT TIL IT WAS LIKE T I M B E R!!!!!!!!!!! TIME. HAHAHAHHA. SOME HEADS ROLLED ON THAT ONE. NOT MINE. I KNEW NOTHING. JUST A BABE IN THE WOODS. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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