posted on April 8, 2002 11:24:48 PM new
JESUS KIARA, DON'T YELL THAT OUT IN AN AIRPORT. PEOPLE WILL BE RUNNING IN FIFTEEN DIRECTIONS. HEY JACK. IS O.K. BUT THE OTHER GREETING. WATCH OUT. HAHAHAHHAHA. NOW THE OTHER PROBLEM I HAVE IS I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING. NOT THAT THERE IS ANY THING WRONG WITH MY HARING ABILITIES, I CAN HEAR GRASS GROWING. BUT THIS COMPUTER,,,,,,,,,,,I CAN PLAY A C.D. NO PROBLEM. BUT LIKE IN COMING MAIL AND THOSE KIND OF SOUNDS ,,,,,,NOTHING. HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND. THE SOUNDS OF SILENCE. I HAVE HAD IT,,,,,,,,,RE SET MANY TIMES AND IT GOES RIGHT BACK OUT. I GAVE UP. A LITTLE ENVELOPE TELLS ME I HAVE E MAIL. I GUESS I AM JUST DEAF, DUMB, AND DUMMER.
posted on April 8, 2002 11:33:01 PM new
Aw, too bad you can't hear it. You will have to go directly to AuctionWatch and to this thread to click on it. It is really mellow music and it goes like this:
Doe, a deer, a female deer.
Ray, a drop of golden sun.
Me, a name I call myself.
Far, a long, long way to run.
Sew, a needle pulling thread,
La, a note to follow sew,
Tea, a drink with jam and bread!
That will bring us back to do oh-oh-oh!
posted on April 8, 2002 11:41:06 PM new
HAHAHAHAHHHAA. I DIDN'T NED THE SOUND TRACK. I HEARD EVERY WORD. THE HILLS ARE ALIVE,,,,,,,,,,,WITH THE SOUND OF MUS,I,C. A HYMN TO THEM FAR ...........BLAH. BLAH, HAHAHAHHA. I WOULD NEED A PARTNER TO REALLY GO AT IT. BUT THEN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I COULD. WHAT ABOUT THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!!! IT'S GREAT!!!!!!! I DO IT,,,,,,,,,,,GOOD! HAHAHAHHA. SOFFFFFFFFFTLY, SLOWWWWWWWWLY. HAHAHHAHA. NEVER BEING LONELLLLLLLLLLLLLY. HAHAHAHAHA. RAAAAAAAAAH, BAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAA, BAAAAA, BAAAAAA, BAAAAAA, I AM SIXTEEN,,,,, GOING ON 17,,,,,,,,, BABY,,,,,,,, IT'S UP TO,,,,,,,,,,,, YOOOOOOOOU. IT'S BEEEN A LONG DAY. THE LONGEST DAY. G'NIGHT.
posted on April 9, 2002 12:34:23 AM new
SO JACK, WE RAN YOU OFF FROM THE RT, HUH? I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. I HAD TO COME HERE TO FIND YOU AND POST TO YOUR THREAD.
posted on April 9, 2002 05:18:08 AM new
Good Morning All.
This peacock and 2 others live in our neighborhood. We found them on our roof the other day. One day they were at our front door,they have lived in the area for the last 10-15 yrs that I know of. maybe longer. they are BEAUTIFUL !!!!
They are talking up a storm right now, must be mating, so hopefully will have babies maybe.
It would not be the same with out them around, kinda gets ya going in the morning.
Back to nature, while living in a fl city.
posted on April 9, 2002 06:27:23 AM new
Hi EVERYBODY!!!
About the beauty of Peacocks...
My friend just captured a pair of neighborhood peacocks in a TRAP and drove those rascals 25 miles away. They had moved onto his back deck and left trails of you know what...EVERYWHERE!!! hahaha! They may be beautiful but when they move into the neighborhood and start dragging those beautiful feathers through the s...., it will get your attention!
posted on April 9, 2002 08:13:54 AM new
All right! I f0und the thread where we can discuss crap and get away with it! Hmmmm... what can I add to the topic? No peacocks here, but I do have a 2 yr old in diapers so I am nearly an expert on the subject. Now THERE'S a sentence I never thought I would say!
My great 80 degree weather is GONE. We're getting rain and drizzle. Figures. Now I will be forced to stay in and work. Blah!
Sorry for ignoring your ALL CAPS rule JACK, but I statred typing and now there is no way I am going back and fixing it all up-- not even for JACKSWEBB! MAybe you changed the rule anyway? I missed several pages of the thread.
posted on April 9, 2002 08:44:26 AM new
I just found on Google search that the average lifespan of a peacock is 20 to 30 years. They are a symbol of power and beauty. There are a couple of peacocks at a house just out of town here and we have to be careful when we drive by as they are sometimes near the road.
About the trails of whatever.....we have raccoons in our back yard and they're really cute but their droppings aren't much fun either.
posted on April 9, 2002 11:21:32 AM new
No peacocks around here in southcentral Oklahoma, but we do have several pairs of Canada geese that have taken over the grounds around my workplace. There are always slippery green piles on the sidewalks, with plenty of fresh additions each day.
But now the fun is really starting to begin because they are looking for a spot to place a nest. Three years ago one pair nested right next to the front door after scraping together a pile of the woodchips used among the ornamental plants. We had employees and guests sent running when they ventured towards the door, only to have the male lower his head and stretch his neck out its full length, open his beak, start to hiss, and then make a full charge. Several tried to do battle with them, but the geese always won. Didn't help matters any that they are protected and are not supposed to be molested. We were the ones that actually needed protection from them.
posted on April 9, 2002 12:03:43 PM new
O.K.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,HOW DO I CHANGE THE NAME FROM THE LONGEST THREAD TO ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,PEACOCKS. HAHAHAHAHHA. YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAWK, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAWK, E'R SOMETHING VERY CLOSE TO THAT. HAHAHAHHHA. THE NEIHBORS HAD THENM AROUND ME TOO. THEY GET UP REAL EARLY TOO.
posted on April 9, 2002 12:18:21 PM new
And they spend the night UP ON THE ROOF!!! LOLOL
RIGHT SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN
I'VE FOUND A PARADISE THAT'S TROUBLE PROOF (UP ON THE ROOF)
AND IF THIS WORLD STARTS GETTING YOU DOWN
THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH FOR TWO (peacocks)
UP ON THE ROOF
LOLOL!!! PEACOCKS DANCING ON THE ROOF AND MAKING LOUD NOISES ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
posted on April 9, 2002 02:34:17 PM new BECAUSE I CAN AN KIARA SAID SO. HAHAHHHA. THEY SENT THE LETTER TO THE WRONG GUY.............I THOUGHT YOU WOULD ALL SEE THROUGH IT. HAHAHAHHA. SHE WARNED,I LISTENED.
[ edited by jackswebb on Apr 9, 2002 06:37 PM ]
posted on April 9, 2002 02:36:52 PM new
YOU KNOW,,I HATE TO ADMIT AND PLEASE DON'T BE SPREADIN' THIS AROUND BUT I NOTICE I SPELL A HELL OF A LOT BETTER IN THE EVENING THAN IN THE DAY TIME. ???????
I THINK WHAT MAKES THE LONGEST THREAD SHOULD BE WHEN YOU PRINT OUT THE POST AND SEE HOW FAR THEY STRETCH ON REGULAR SHEETS OF PAPER.
PERHAPS, THEN WE WOULD GET INTO THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS. JACK ... CAN YOU HEAR ME? HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THAT?
LONG POST WOULD DO THE TRICK. PERHAPS STRETCH FROM THE EAST COAST TO THE WEST COASE WITH SHEETS OF PAPER. SORT OF LIKE HANDS ACROSS AMERICA IF ANYONE REMEMBERS THAT.
YOU SURE GOT US GOING HERE, JACK. AND TO THINK THAT WE THOUGHT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW JACK!
OK JACK ... PUT THOSE HANDS DOWN NOW. I WON'T ROB YOU. IT WAS ALL A GAG, MAN. WHEN PEOPLE SAY "ARE YOU HOLDING ME UP?" SAY "NO, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH!"
SEE YA JACK. KEEP US INFORMED IF WE BREAK THE RECORD.
posted on April 9, 2002 03:45:01 PM newI AM TRYING REALLY HARD TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT My advice is that no matter how hard you try, some things are better edited. Trust me on this one, Jack.
