posted on April 19, 2002 09:43:39 PM new
HAIR, GET THAT DRESS, LET'S HIT THE TOWN LIKE,,,,,,,,,,,,BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!IF YOU CAN FIT INTO HER GOWN,,,,,,,,,,,YIKES!!!! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSERED(SP)HAHAHAHHAHAHA. YES!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!YES!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA. I'LL GET THE LIMO DUSTED OFF. HOLLYWOOD! HERE WE COME. CLEAR THE STREETS WERE COMING DOWN HOLLYWOOD BLVD.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Apr 19, 2002 09:48 PM ]
posted on April 19, 2002 10:07:26 PM new
HAHHAHAAHAA, IF YOU THINK I AM GONNA BELIEVE IT IS,,,,,,,,,,,JUST A LITTLE,,,,,,,,,,TIGHT. YOU DON'T NEED ANOTHER DRINK. HAHAHHAHAHAHA. BUT I DO. HAHAHAHHA. NO PROBLEM BEFORE THE NIGHT IS OVER,,,,,,,,,,,,,,IT WILL FIT,,,,,,,,,,,PERFECT! HAHAHHAHA. BUT THEN AGAIN,,,,,,,,,,,,,WHO CARES ABOUT THE DRESS..............HAHAHHAHAHAHA. HAHAHHAHHAHHA, HAHAHAHHAHAHA. HAHAHAHHHA. LOL. JACK. HEY,,,,,,,,,,WANNA A JACUZZI???????? YOU KNOW WHAT BARBRA DOES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,POOF,,,,JACUZZI...............HAHAHAHHAHA. HEY FOLKS THIS AIN'T NO LOW CLASS BAR. CHANDELIER,,,,,,,,,,POOF! CHANDELIER.
posted on April 19, 2002 10:16:00 PM new Here I am in the Jaccuzi drownding because I was over served at the bar!!!!
Hey the dress is just a little tight,!!!LOL
Were did they all go? Did you scare everyone away?? Or is it that clock thing, they set theres ahead too many hours huh?
posted on April 19, 2002 11:01:08 PM new
The summer wind, came blowin' in - from across the sea
It lingered there, so warm and fair - to walk with me
All summer long, we sang a song - and strolled on golden sand
Two sweethearts, and the summer wind
Like painted kites, those days and nights - went flyin' by
The world was new, beneath a blue - umbrella sky
Then softer than, a piper man - one day it called to you
And I lost you, to the summer wind
The autumn wind, and the winter wind - have come and gone
And still the days, those lonely days - go on and on
And guess who sighs his lullabies - through nights that never end
My fickle friend, the summer wind
posted on April 20, 2002 12:32:23 AM new
DESIDERATA
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others,
even to the dull and the ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
they are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain or bitter,
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs,
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love,
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,
it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.
posted on April 20, 2002 05:50:57 PM new
Ok, gonna try again ... wanna get in on the action just in case this makes it to the news media and / or Guiness Book of Records. Got my pen ready to sign autographs ....
posted on April 20, 2002 06:48:21 PM new
Jack you KNOW you are on the Right Track (whatever track that is, Hopefully not involving Oncoming trains) when a few start to complain!!
posted on April 20, 2002 07:06:19 PM new
WOW!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES! THERE IS ANTI LONGEST THREAD THREAD. POST!!!!!! POSTERS, POST!!!
NOW FOR THE VERY, VERY LONGEST THREAD. GENERAL PATTON SAID IT, AMERICANS LOVE A "GOOD" FIGHT. PULL OUT THE MISSOURI AND THE NEW JERSEY........ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!!! ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!!! MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS. BONG, BONG ,BONG. EMINENT DANGER LURKS. THE BAR IS CLOSED. THE SMOKING LAMP IS OUT. KEEP A CLOSE LOOK OUT. FAREWELL SHIPMATES. HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!! HERE THEY COME!!!!!
ALL WOMEN POSTERS ARE NOW REQUESTED TO VOLUNTEER NURSES IN THE MEDICAL CORPS. ANY WOMEN FLYERS PLEASE REPORT IN. WHERE IS NYNYC E'R WHAT EVER? TELL HER TO KNOCK OFF ON THE MONSTER MOVIES AND GET DOWN HERE.
ALL ABLE BODIED MALE POSTERS MAN YOUR KEY BOARDS AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE. WE GOTTA TURN ALL OF US RAG TAGGGERS IN TO A MEAN, GREEN, FIGHTIN' MACHINE. TRAI,,,,,,PULL THAT TANK IN HERE AND GET THAT FLAME THROWER WORKIN. WE GOT SOME SERIOUS BUSINESS TO ATTEND TOO. GET ABOUT TEN OF THOSE DANCIN' GUYS IN A ROW. THAT WILL THROW THEM RIGHT OFF. THAT IS ALL. (FER NOW). REPORT BACK ASAP.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN (AND WOMEN ) TO COME TO THE AID OF THIS CAUSE. HAHAHAHAH. GOD BLESS. PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION.
AND KIARA,,,,,,,WE SHOULD ALL GO BACK AND READ YOUR PREVIOUS POST,,,,,,,CONTEMPLATE AND THEN ANNIALATE. HAHHAHAAH.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Apr 20, 2002 07:13 PM ]
posted on April 20, 2002 07:25:05 PM new
We looked down the river and we seen the THREAD POLICE come.
And there must have been a hundred of'em beatin' on the drum.
They stepped so high and they made the bugles ring.
We stood by our cotton bales and didn't say a thing.
We fired our guns and the THREAD POLICE kept a'comin.
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
on down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
posted on April 20, 2002 07:29:00 PM new
Wow 20 pages of useless information, I am impressed. Of course i'll admit that I did add some useless info of my own and I will probably add some more at some point in the not too distant future.
LOL A JACK IN THE BOX!!! 
Here I am in the Jaccuzi drownding because I was over served at the bar!!!!
GENERAL PATTON SAID IT, AMERICANS LOVE A "GOOD" FIGHT. PULL OUT THE MISSOURI AND THE NEW JERSEY........ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!!! ALL HANDS ON DECK!!!!! MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS. BONG, BONG ,BONG. EMINENT DANGER LURKS. THE BAR IS CLOSED. THE SMOKING LAMP IS OUT. KEEP A CLOSE LOOK OUT. FAREWELL SHIPMATES. HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!! HERE THEY COME!!!!!
