posted on April 20, 2002 08:35:17 PM new
DOCPJW, YELLOWSTONE, DADOFSTICKBOY. REPORT FOR AWARDS CEREMONY. FOR YOUR HEROIC AND AT GREAT DISREGUARD FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, GALLANTLY AND UNSELFISHNESS ATTACKED THE ACTUAL HEADQUARTERS. WE ALL SALUTE AND ADMIRE YOU FOR YOUR BRAVERY. YOU SHALL BE DECORATED WITH THE HIGEST DECORATIONS OUR LONGEST THREAD CAN BESTOW UPON YOU. IN THE MARINE CORPS. AND ALL OF THE OTHER SERVICES TOO WE COMICALLY REFER TO IT AS FRUIT SALAD. (ALL THE RIBBONS ON A MILITARY PERSON'S CHEST.) I WOULD BE HONORED, TO THROW THE FIRST FRUIT,,,,,,,,,HERE COMES A WATERMELLON!!!!!!!! HAHAHHA.
TRAI, TO MUSTER UP THAT KIND OF FIREPOWER......IN THE FACE OF IMMEDANCY,,,,,,,,,,,,(WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT CHOPPER SO DARN FAST????) YOU WORKED YOUR BUNS OFF FER SURE. WE BESTOW UPON YOU,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,WHATEVER DRINK IN HOUSE YOU LIKE. HEY,,,,,,,,,HOW ABOUT ONE OF THOSE WITH AN UMBRELLA. THEY ARE ALWAYS FRUITY. HAHAHAHAHA. JOB WELL DONE!!!! SALUTE!!!!!!!! (KEEP UR' EYES PEELED, YA NEVER KNOW. NEVER LET YER GUARD DOWN. STAY ON THE ALERT).
KIARA,,,,,, THANKS FOR THOSE INSPIRING WORDS. THE BATTLE OF THE LONGEST THREAD. JOHNNY HORTON 1959. HUP TWO, THREE, FOUR. HUP,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
posted on April 20, 2002 09:00:00 PM new
Jack:
Better get your butt in gear! This thing is giving you a run for your money!
ITEM SHIPPED, BUYER REFUSED! NOW WHAT?
It's hot on your tail!!
posted on April 20, 2002 09:05:30 PM new
AH,,,,,,I DON'T SEE NO LITTLE UMBRELLA..........NO PROBLEM,,,,THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO POKE YA IN THE EYE ANYWAY. HAHAHAHA. IF YA NEED ANOTHER ONE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,JUST THROW THE EMPTY GLASS IN THE FIRE PLACE AND YOU GOT ANOTHER. HEY!!!!!!!! IS EVERYONE READY FOR THE JACUZZI????????? THE WATER IS,,,,,,,,,,JUST! PERFECT. AHHHHHHHHHHH. REST AT EASE AMERICA. A/W POSTERS ARE EVER VIGILLANT.
posted on April 20, 2002 09:18:12 PM new
TRAI,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SALUTE! RIGHT BACK AT YA! THANKS FOR THE FLY BY. STANDING AT FULL ATTENTION,,,,,,,S A L U T E ! I JUST WANT TO GIVE A TWENTY ONE GUN SALUTE TO,,,,,,KILL THE LONGEST THREAD,,,,,,,BANG, BANG, BANG. TURN AND BURN. SPLASH ONE. NAILED! SCRATCH ONE. SCRAP METAL FEREVER. ROGER THAT ONE,,,HEADIN' BACK TO BASE. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VICTORY ROLL!!!!!!!! OH, SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
posted on April 20, 2002 09:29:52 PM new
Listen, children, to a story
That was written long ago,
'Bout a kingdom on a mountain
And the valley-folk below.
On the mountain was a treasure
Buried deep beneath the stone,
And the valley-people swore
They'd have it for their very own.
Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.
So the people of the valley
Sent a message up the hill,
Asking for the buried treasure,
Tons of gold for which they'd kill.
Came an answer from the kingdom,
"With our brothers we will share
All the secrets of our mountain,
All the riches buried there."
Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.
Now the valley cried with anger,
"Mount your horses! Draw your sword!"
And they killed the mountain-people,
So they won their just reward.
Now they stood beside the treasure,
On the mountain, dark and red.
Turned the stone and looked beneath it...
"Peace on Earth" was all it said.
Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.
posted on April 20, 2002 09:42:43 PM new
O.K. KIARA. THANKS,YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO PUT THINGS RIGHT BACK INTO PERPECTIVE. NOW IF THERE WAS NOTHING TO LEARN FROM THOSE VERY WISE WORDS............BE THE END OF THIS. YOU KEEP THOSE KIND OF SONGS,,,,,,,,,,ACTUALLY WORDS WE CAN ALL LIVE BY COMING AND THIS THREAD IS,,,,,,,,,,WELL WORTH IT.
TRAI DOES SEEM TO GET A LITTLE OVER REACTIVE,,,,,,,,,,,,HAHAHHAHHAHHAA. AND STAY THAT WAY,,,,,,,,,,,WE LOVE IT. HAHAHAHAHAH.
posted on April 20, 2002 10:01:19 PM new
THOSE BLUE M&M'S. WOW!!!
AND,,AH, SO NICE TO SEE YOU MRSSANTACLAUSE. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN REAL BUSY BAKIN' UP ALL THOSE CHRISTMAS COOKIES. SEND SOME MY WAY. DON'T PUT ANYMORE BLUE M&M'S IN THEM THO'. THEY ARE DRIVIN' ME WHACKO. HAHAHHHA. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK ON MY CHILDRENS BOOKS. HO,HO, HO.........MERRRRRRRRRRRY CHRISSSSSSSSSTMAS,,,,,,,,,,,,THANKS, WHACKO JACKO.
[ edited by JACKSWEBB on Apr 20, 2002 10:09 PM ]
posted on April 20, 2002 10:27:29 PM new
I REALLY HATE TO BUTT IN HERE AGAIN, BUT,,,,,,,,,I HAVE A FEELIN' THIS WILL GO ON FER A VERY LONG TIME AS IT IS NOTHING BUT EVERYDAY PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT EVERYDAY THINGS. YEAH,,,,,,I MIGHT HAVE POSTED THIS IN THE IMPROPER,,,,,,,,,,,,SPACE????? BUT,,,,,,,,,,,IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHA. HAVE A HAPPY AND VERY PROSPEROUS DAY. PROSPEROUS, FEEDS US ALL. THERE ARE MANY KINDS OF FOOD AND KIARA FOR ONE,,,,,,,,,,,,,KNOWS HOW TA DISH IT OUT. I AM SO HAPPY SHE IS HERE. SHE HAS FOOD FOR THE SOUL. ALL I HAVE TO OFFER IS ANOTHER BOWL OF MUSH. HAHHAHHAHA.
posted on April 21, 2002 09:21:35 AM new
For all the lurkers and thread police who think this is a total waste, well not to me. If AW kills it today or tomorrow all of our lives including mine will continue on, no big deal.
For the lurkers who are so offended I just gotta ask why you keep clicking here? Ya I know, it's probably like a bad car wreck and you just wanna see a little bit more.
This takes up one topic line when you see the subject content in EO but it really seems to bother some of you a great deal and you have trouble ignoring it. Many of us have been here for several years using AW and helping out on other threads if we are able to.
[ edited by kiara on Apr 21, 2002 09:25 AM ]
[ edited by kiara on Apr 21, 2002 08:36 PM ]
posted on April 21, 2002 09:38:44 AM new
Very well said, to all of you regular posters, thank you, you have brightened my day ever since this started. There are so many sad things going on in my life and others, it is so nice to stop by and forget for a few minutes with a group of very intelligant and funny people.
Thank you for making my days smile over the little things like this
posted on April 21, 2002 09:47:58 AM new
I am an old timer here. I have been with AW for over 3 years and been on eBay over 4 years. I think that this thread is a good thing.
posted on April 21, 2002 10:16:04 AM new
JACK, it worked, you have BECOME Controversial!!! This thread had more Life in it than I Thought!!! Thanks to Springmoon, even more attention Than EVER Before is focused on this thread!!! It's at LEAST good for another 100 Posts!!
posted on April 21, 2002 10:47:11 AM newGo ahead and Kill this thread who care's!
Ever since (springmom) started her vigalantie to kill this, I've had one thought.
This remind's me of the movie:The Jack Bull
It doesn't matter if it get's killed, what does matter is the fact that Jack set out to do something and that's exactly what he did! Of course he had a little help from the posse.
And like in the movie if it get's killed it won't be because anything wrong was done, It will be because of some sniveling cry baby.