posted on April 22, 2002 01:03:22 PM new
Yall ain't gonna believe this!! I was mowing grass yesterday and got off to move something and just decided to lift the seat for some odd reason. Well come to find out all that time I was sitting on a SNAKE!!! A big long chicken snake!!
Needless to say it was the beginning of a heart attack I thought!! How many of you have come in that close contact with one of the critters??????
posted on April 22, 2002 01:39:24 PM new
So what came first the chicken snake or the egg?
Why did the chicken snake slither across the road?
If you cooked and ate a chicken snake would it taste like chicken or snake?
Sorry jdk I dont mean to make light of your experience I am sure it scared the heck outta you. I'm just trying to cheer you up after your near heart attack.
I've done a lot of hiking in the mountains and deserts here in New Mexico and come across deadly rattlers on several occasions and even have had one or two strike at me but never did I get bit. My brother got bit by a rattler on the arm one time and after cutting open the bite and sucking out the poison his arm swelled to 4 times it's size.
If you ever get a chance to try it rattle snake boiled and then fried is rather tasty.
posted on April 22, 2002 01:53:21 PM new
HAIR2DYE FOR, RESUME MARCH. I CHANGED MY MIND,CAUSE I CAN. HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
[ edited by jackswebb on Apr 23, 2002 08:31 PM ]
posted on April 22, 2002 03:25:08 PM new
Yellowstone snakes just scare the pee outta me no matter what kind they are. He wound up in three pieces and all three pieces wiggled and squirmed for 45 minutes!! God that's creepy!
I know in that part of the country where you are they are everywhere. We have them everywhere here too but a lot are the chicken snakes. I would NOT eat one EVER.
posted on April 22, 2002 06:48:53 PM new
We're a movin' on up,
We're a movin on up.
To the east side.
Mo-vin on up.
To a de-luxe apartment,
In the sky
Mo-vin' on up
Mo-vin on up
Thanks to Clarksville for taking us quickly past the evil 666.
posted on April 22, 2002 08:17:36 PM new
TRAI, TRAI, COME OUT AND PLAY. WHERE ARE YOU??????? HEY EVERBODY WHERE IS THAT COMIC?????? SOMETHIN' AIN'T RIGHT...........
posted on April 22, 2002 08:25:52 PM new
HELLO ALL,
it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,
a beautiful in the the neighborhood,
would ya be mine
could ya be mine
OK this is were I escape the kids, do some work and have some fun all in the name of e-bay.
They are at it again at that cheezy little bar called "kill the thread" wonder why they ran out of booze, should we send some over to help there attitude?
No let's keep it for ourselves, go ahead call me selfish...
posted on April 22, 2002 08:37:31 PM new
Monday, Monday, so good to me
Monday mornin', it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday mornin', Monday mornin' couldn't guarantee
That Monday evenin' you would still be here with me
Monday, Monday, can't trust that day
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday mornin' you gave me no warnin' of what was to be
Oh Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me
posted on April 22, 2002 08:41:23 PM new
great song Kiara. I much prefer that to the ones my kids stick in my head,
There is a new song on the radio, didn't catch the name and I tried, about I'm dreaming of a better day, I am sure it was about 9-11, but the people on the other thread should listen to it, forget all the b.s and dream for a better day...
posted on April 22, 2002 08:42:15 PM new
I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcy...cle
posted on April 22, 2002 08:44:24 PM new
FOR ADULT ENTERTAINMENT ONLY, AS SAID BY EBAY:
On the first day God created the cow. God said,
> "You must go to the
> field all day long and suffer under the sun, graze,
> have calves and give
> milk. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
> The cow said, "That's a
> tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let
> me have twenty years
> and I'll give back the other forty." God agreed.
>
> On the second day, God created the dog. God said,
> "Sit all day by the
> door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in
> or walks past. I will
> give you a life span of twenty years." The dog
> said, "That's too long to be
> barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the
> other ten." So God with
> a sigh agreed.
>
> On the third day God created the monkey. God said,
> "Entertain everyone, do
> monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a
> twenty-year life span!
> Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty
> years? I don't think so.
> Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too,
> okay?" God agreed again.
>
> On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat,
> sleep, play, have sex,
> enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give
> you twenty years." Man
> said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell
> you what, I'll take my
> twenty, and the forty cow gave back, and the ten dog
> gave back and the ten
> monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay,"
> said God. "You've got a
> deal."
>
> So that is why for the first twenty years we eat,
> sleep, play, have sex,
> enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we
> slave in the sun to
> support our family; for the next ten years we do
> monkey tricks to entertain
> our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit
> in front of the house
> and bark at everybody.
[ edited by jackswebb on Apr 23, 2002 08:31 PM ]
