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 Kaffro
 
posted on February 8, 2001 07:48:45 PM new
Oh, god, I am turning into my mother! LOL

Today I told my son to do something and he asked "why?" (he's two and I realize that is typical ) after the 10th "why?" I said..."Because I said so." That's what my mom used to say, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Kaffro
 
 cmbtboots
 
posted on February 9, 2001 02:05:15 PM new
Kaffro I can't count how many times I have said that to my son.

"Mom, why can't I do this or have that?" (add whiny voice for the correct effect)

"Because I am the mom and I make the rules"

"but why Mom???"

"Because I said. When you are a mom you can make the rules." hehehe

 
 nettak
 
posted on February 9, 2001 02:48:31 PM new
Kaffro, I have a sign that hangs in my kitchen called MUMS (or for your spelling MOMS) RULES

1. I cook it, you eat it.
2. I buy it, you wear it.
3. I wash it, you put it away.
4. I clean it, you keep it clean.
5. I say bed time, you say Goodnight.
6. I say off the phone, you hang up.
7. I say no, you don't ask why.
CAUSE I'M THE MUM (MOM)

I love this little sign, the kids' think it is a hoot and still ignore it and me.

A lot of the things on this sign my mother has been known to say in her heyday as a mother, as a grandmother she let them get away with murder just about.

 
 uglimouse
 
posted on February 9, 2001 09:22:35 PM new
".. may just as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb"

( when walking out into traffic )..I'm big enough to see

Don't eat in the street

I've got a little job for you...

Not today Dear, I've got a bone in my leg... ( I felt so sorry for her! )

" We'll see."




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 nettak
 
posted on February 9, 2001 09:25:30 PM new
ROTFL Just what kind of bone did she have in her leg. LOL



 
 uglimouse
 
posted on February 9, 2001 09:28:26 PM new
nettak; it took me years to catch on to that one !

 
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