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 hepburn
 
posted on June 18, 2001 06:37:38 PM new
Stick it where the sun dont shine is a common phrase. Perhaps hcross meant under the porch? Under the trees? Anywhere the sun dont shine.

 
 uaru
 
posted on June 18, 2001 06:40:26 PM new
Helen,

A politician could say a lot of things, clean living, healthy eating, exercise, hard work, good parenting, brains, strong morals, discipline, lots of sleep, etc. and the audience would all nod their head in approval. When he'd get to the point where he'd say, "Good genes" you'd probably see the audience flinch and you'd see reporters scribble in their note pads.

How do you grade 'good genes'? What do you do if the genes don't measure up to your specifications of 'good'? Just scratch them off as genetically inferior?

See what I'm gettin at?

 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 18, 2001 06:44:29 PM new
I used to have really rotten looking jeans. The more gross, the better. Then I grew up and put on a business suit.

Then I stuck them where the sun didnt shine (in the trash can under the porch).
[ edited by hepburn on Jun 18, 2001 06:46 PM ]
 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 06:48:49 PM new
hepburn,

Now, we all know where the sun don't shine and it's not under the porch.

About your jeans...are you on the wrong thread or something?

uaru,

I know what you mean before you 'splain it.

Helen

 
 uaru
 
posted on June 18, 2001 06:49:17 PM new
Sweat pants are more my style. Low in the fashion scheme, but high on the comfort level.


 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 06:51:29 PM new
Hepburn,

You edited your post. Now, I understand the relevance of your remark. But it still doesn't float. Under the porch is not where the sun don't shine. You know that!!!

Helen

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on June 18, 2001 07:12:39 PM new
I agree with uaru. I knew a couple that were complete dumb-bells. I even cringed when they were talking about having children. Well, they have 2, and they're both as smart as can be. Go figure.

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 08:08:09 PM new
Codassaurus summed up parenting in the thread, Killing Time, last page.

He stated, "There is no Parenting 101 textbook. What there is, is simply what you are. You are not merely passing your physical genes on to the next generation. You are also passing on your moral and mental upbringing as it was formed from early on and as your life's experience unqiuely sculptured it."

One of my children wrote such a textbook while she was working at Yale;
A Child Psychology textbook.

And here I am...unable to spell.

But, if codasaurus is right, I must have contributed a little something.

Helen


[ edited by Hjw on Jun 18, 2001 08:39 PM ]
 
 hepburn
 
posted on June 18, 2001 08:21:17 PM new
I edited to add the second paragraph, Helen. I say "stick it where the sun dont shine" all the time, and I know it doesnt mean under the porch MOST of the time. It was just alittle support for hcross, is all. Sometimes it gets a ridiculous one-sidedness in here.

edited to fix spelling.
[ edited by hepburn on Jun 18, 2001 08:22 PM ]
 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 08:30:03 PM new
hepburn,

I was just teasing...Stick it where the sun
don't shine doesn't bother me either.



Helen

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 08:35:43 PM new

It's a little juvenile and crude...but that's all.

Helen

 
 krs
 
posted on June 18, 2001 08:53:00 PM new
I didn't think that this would be necessary:

Good DEMOCRAT Genes

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 08:57:29 PM new
Now we have the ultimate clarification
of the genetic feature which produces superior children such as Chelsea. It must
be a Democratic gene. LoL








[ edited by Hjw on Jun 18, 2001 08:58 PM ]
 
 bobbi355
 
posted on June 18, 2001 09:08:14 PM new
I like Levi's genes

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 09:15:06 PM new
I hope he is a Democrat.

 
 hcross
 
posted on June 18, 2001 09:24:25 PM new
Maybe someday I will grow up to be just as mature and pleasant as you are hjw.

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 09:30:23 PM new
hcross,

That didn't sound like it was intended as a compliment.

Helen

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 09:43:05 PM new

I wouldn't worry about that cliche. It has lost it's punch along with the one about
panties in a bunch. Try to think of something more original. That might help.

Helen


 
 hcross
 
posted on June 18, 2001 10:05:08 PM new
You know I have heard that having your panties in a bunch is bad for your disposition.

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 10:10:56 PM new
hcross,

There you go again with that old cliche.
Why are you not listening to me when I give you such good advice.

I noticed that you did add a smiley face so
I'll give you credit for some improvement.

Helen




 
 hcross
 
posted on June 18, 2001 10:26:35 PM new
Because this time, believe it or not, I was actually just joking with you. I will never be friendly, but every now and then, I do have moment, it too shall pass.
[ edited by hcross on Jun 18, 2001 10:28 PM ]
 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 10:33:08 PM new
hcross,

I could tell that you were joking and it was an extraordinary moment!



Helen

 
 Hjw
 
posted on June 18, 2001 10:39:42 PM new
hcross,

Now we can be cheerfully hostile!

Helen

 
 hcross
 
posted on June 19, 2001 02:52:26 AM new
LoL Helen, and I get smilies from you too! (That wasn't directed at you, I am unpleasant to most people, so don't get all mushy and feeling special there) Heather

 
 Borillar
 
posted on June 19, 2001 07:25:04 AM new
I'm only unpleasant to Republicans that voted for Bush. Does that make me less than one-half unpleasant?



 
 ZILvy
 
posted on June 19, 2001 08:03:02 AM new
Pleasantness, like gas shall pass!

New, not tried and true potential cliche!

Borillar, Biased at the very least!

 
 hcross
 
posted on June 19, 2001 03:19:22 PM new
Who said I was a Republican? I considered my vote the lesser of two evils. I would have preferred Ross Perot, he is a crazy little sh*t and would be in there kicking a$$ and taking names. I love that little sucker, he made Clinton look like a fool at the debates and if he hadn't lost his mind before the end he would have made it to the White House.

 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on June 19, 2001 03:30:39 PM new
I liked Ross Perot too hcross, but always wondered when he found time to impliment anything because he was so busy talking about HOW he would impliment things. But I guess when you're in the White House, you don't have to actually DO anything yourself.

 
 Baduizm
 
posted on June 19, 2001 11:36:07 PM new
If Ross (little man) Perot made Clinton look like a fool in the debates, why, pray tell was Slick Willie elected to not one, but two terms of office?

And where is pointey ear Perot today?? Somewhere off jabbering to himself. Oh yes, I forgot, Perot's "movement" gave the people of Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura *snicker*

 
 krs
 
posted on June 20, 2001 12:14:52 AM new

Ross Perot
P.O.Box 9
Dallas, Tx 75221

 
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