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 greycelt
 
posted on March 20, 2004 04:21:30 PM new
Vendio User: Vendio, your site is slow.

Vendio: No, it's not.

Vendio User: Yeah it is. Every other site runs great.

Vendio: It's your computer.

Vendio User: No, it's not. And why do you always say that?

Vendio: It's your computer.

Vendio User: No, it's not.

Vendio: It's your computer.

Vendio User: No way.

Vendio: It's your computer.

Vendio User: I'm having spaghetti for supper.

Vendio: It's your computer.

Vendio User: My nephew just had his Bar Mitzvah.

Vendio: It's your computer.

Vendio User: I spent a lot of money at an auction today.

Vendio: It's your computer. March Invoice Due.

 
 DianaCS
 
posted on March 24, 2004 11:41:02 AM new
Well, it is your computer. And come to think of it, your March invoice *is* due.

Just kidding. If you are having trouble with site slowness, it is generally due to your connection rather than your computer. There are a lot of "hops" in between your system and ours, and there may be packet loss at any point along the way. If you consistently experience site slowness, let us know and we can help diagnose where the packet loss is occurring.

Thanks for the laugh!

Diana


[ edited by DianaCS on Mar 24, 2004 11:49 AM ]
 
 cyberageart
 
posted on March 25, 2004 11:54:01 AM new
So, how come we weren't invited to the Bar Mitzvah???

 
 
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