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 yeager
 
posted on April 20, 2002 09:31:51 PM new
On ebay, everyone usually likes to give positive feedback for the completed transactions. Ebay would like everyone to state "just the facts". Sometimes when we stumble accoss a feedback and a reply so bizarre you have to wonder about the people invloved. If you come across one, please feel free to post it here. It may be best not to use ebay names. Might bring a couple of laughs.

Here's one to start. I'll try to find some more in my ebay surfing.


Complaint : NEVER PAID GETTING HER ROCKS OFF PLAYING GAMES " EBAY COPS" WHERE ARE YOU??
Response by xxxxxxxxx - ebay is right here doll face i sent all the sellers theremoney but ucouldnotwait



 
 dadofstickboy
 
posted on April 20, 2002 09:48:19 PM new
It's a shame, I read these wierd feed back post's.
And I wish I had the old URL to a guy who left some of the craziest feedback I've ever read!
This guy had left about a thousand feedback all pos. no neg. but I sat all night one night about 2 years ago reading them. They were funny!
My computer crashed and I lost the URL and I don't remember who he was.
I wish I could share it with you!
It dated back to when Ebay started feed back.

 
 dadofstickboy
 
posted on April 20, 2002 10:22:51 PM new
If anyone may know of what I'm talking about and you have the URL post it here!
The guy I'm talking about did a play on word's about everyone's user ID.
It was a kick in the butt!
And I'd like to get it back, and I'm sure many here would like to read it.
And I bet (tomwiii) could use it for inspiration!

 
 tomwiii
 
posted on April 21, 2002 04:39:38 AM new
Yo Papa!:

My favorite one was:

"You're the spackle in my crack!"

POS. no less!

 
 rarriffle
 
posted on April 21, 2002 08:07:03 AM new
I remember that funny feedback guy too!!! I cannot remember his id though. There was a thread here, in the old days, that listed his url and we all got a good laugh reading.

hopefully one of the old AW posters will remember and help us out.

 
 revvassago
 
posted on April 21, 2002 08:55:18 AM new
Most bizarre feedback I have gotten:

Praise : quick as a duck on a dead fish!!!

Most bizarre feedback I have seen:

Praise : Fast payment, good communication

Response by XXXXXXXX : Oh yeah, I'm the $#(@

And yes, they put the actual word, not the symbols.

 
 slabholder
 
posted on April 21, 2002 09:13:57 AM new

Here is one I just stumbled across!

Complaint : no comment



 
 slabholder
 
posted on April 21, 2002 10:17:54 AM new

Complaint : BEWARE I see DUMB People

 
 yeager
 
posted on April 21, 2002 10:52:51 AM new
Here's another!

Neutral : He thinks everyone should be like him. Cannot understand sickness.

Response by xxxxxxxxx - EBay is a contract to sel. You cannot take a month to deliver, despite sickness

and a couple more,



Complaint : doesnt answer e-mail many times, Rude, slow ship, wont deal with her again

Response by xxxxxxxx - Not True!Always Answer Email.HaveCopies SentToYou.Rude?Your Looking In A Mirror!



Complaint : Never Got Item! Will Not Answer Emails! Seller Is B-A Double "D" Badd!! BEWARE!

Response by xxxxxxxxxx - Sent Item For Second Time! I Have 980 Positives! I Do Not Think That Im Bad!




edited for additions
[ edited by yeager on Apr 21, 2002 11:07 AM ]
 
 bdunique
 
posted on April 21, 2002 01:07:20 PM new
Complaint: I won auction, but they wouldn't sell because *they* forgot to include a reserve

Response: No, we didn't forget. We just decided we didn't like you.

Follow-up: Heck with this. I'm going to Yahoo.

Onward and Upward,
--bdunique
 
 NearTheSea
 
posted on April 21, 2002 01:38:30 PM new
Some of these are pretty funny

My daughter boyfriend thought he'd try out ebay..... and just said forget it after the feedback he got.

A person leaves negative feedback, then realizes it was a mistake, and follows up with a 'praise', it still looks like a negative to me

His feedback

Complaint : Time sensitive EVENT ticket sale: NO CONTACT after 3 emails & over 3 day wait!!!
Response by xxxxxxxxxxxxx - check your voicemail.. i left you a message and i did reply to emails~
Follow-up by xxxxxx - TRANSACTION ENDED NICELY, NOW GOOD RATING FOR xxxxxxxxxx

Complaint : Do Not Sell To; No Contact, No Payment; Never again!
Follow-up by xxxxxxxxx(seller) - Payment Received; Item Shipped; Recommend! Thanks so much!
Response by xxxxxxxxxxxx -gee, thanks

Complaint : No wonder this guy has a ZERO - Wont answer emails , NO PAYMENT DEADBEAT BIDDER
Response by xxxxxxxxxxx - i sent payment and recieved the case- check your info again
Follow-up by xxxxxx-Oh ok.


I've seen this type of feedback before, and wow, don't know, its not right at all...

(Hope I put the xx's in all this in place of the names )






[email protected]
 
 robnzak
 
posted on April 21, 2002 03:33:57 PM new
COMPLAINT: fell asleep reading your boring book, and my boss yelled at me!



Rob
robnzak - 1st editions
 
 rossperot
 
posted on April 21, 2002 03:52:56 PM new
Hi dadofstickboy, I am not sure if this is the person you are referring to but I got this link at AW a long time ago. Very funny stuff. Enjoy! Jack

http://cheezerules.tripod.com/harrybalsaksent.html
 
 dadofstickboy
 
posted on April 21, 2002 05:28:29 PM new
Hey Jack!
By George I think you found it!!
If this isn't it, it's close enough!
Read's like the guy I remember!
Now I hope the other's come back and check it out.
Thanks!!
http://cheezerules.tripod.com/harrybalsaksent.html

Edited to make clickable!

[ edited by dadofstickboy on Apr 21, 2002 05:36 PM ]
 
 dadofstickboy
 
posted on April 21, 2002 09:03:03 PM new
Just a bump

 
 wrightsracing
 
posted on April 22, 2002 07:29:18 PM new
This is one I recieved

Complaint : GRINCH STOLE MY X-MAS paid for item shipped & insured shipped uninsured & damaged
Response by me xxxxxxx - NEW item shiped, Damaged by 12 yr old opening box&cuting item,insur not availabl
Follow-up by her xxxxxxxx - Filed FRAUD complaint with ebay & Dept of Agriculture & Consumer Serv of Florida

this is what I left for her,

Complaint : SELL- BEWARE !! NEW item shiped, Filed fraud, Damaged when / opening box
Response by her xxxxxxx - HOSTILE Seller.. shippedd item UNISURED..I paid for ins..NOT takng respnsbilty..
Follow-up by me xxxxxx - Mom NOT takng respnsbilty for 12 yr old opening package/damaging item,Ins not Av

most of the time, I am pretty boring in my feedback, giving and recieving.

Have seen some wild ones tho.

 
 mezuzas
 
posted on April 22, 2002 07:49:49 PM new
Yes, that is the guy. I had it bookmarked before.

 
 classicrock000
 
posted on April 22, 2002 08:38:20 PM new
just wondering--isnt it bizzare he gave out over 500 feedbacks and only got 2 in return??

 
 sweetboo
 
posted on April 22, 2002 09:15:08 PM new
That guy left all those feedbacks right after another. He probably then either got NRU'd or suspended himself before more than 2 could respond. Pretty wild stuff. Got me laughing... I liked the one about a used book.. being used because someone looked at it.


There's no danger of developing eyestrain from looking at the bright side of things!
 
 KarenMx
 
posted on April 22, 2002 11:11:51 PM new
There's another guy, Andy-something, who used to leave truly bizarre comments. I mean, really out-there stuff. Funny, not hateful, just ... weird.






 
 gingersnapp
 
posted on April 23, 2002 10:19:31 AM new
The funniest feedback I have ever seen is at Amazon Marketplace for books, feedback there is rated 1 to 5 stars, 1 being the worse.

1 star: Service was wonderful but book was poorly written.

 
 
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