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 kiara
 
posted on June 15, 2003 01:09:05 AM new
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3288&item=3030289745

 
 pclady
 
posted on June 15, 2003 01:56:11 AM new
I'm shaking my head in disbelief. Quite obviously they aren't looking to sell the item.
 
 rarriffle
 
posted on June 15, 2003 03:14:42 AM new
to each his own..it could be worse, they could be holding the box 6 inches higher.

 
 roaddog84
 
posted on June 15, 2003 05:56:41 AM new
I was scared!!Did you peak at there other items for sale?I don't think she is not camera shy !LOL!

 
 neglus
 
posted on June 15, 2003 06:07:47 AM new
WOW is that the same model?? Looks like she put on a little weight!

 
 Twelvepole
 
posted on June 15, 2003 06:12:23 AM new
LOL, I was thinking the same thing...

Anything for a sale I guess... wait, that is not you is it Kiara and you just wanted us to look at your auctions?



AIN'T LIFE GRAND... [ edited by Twelvepole on Jun 15, 2003 06:17 AM ]
 
 TheFamilyBiz
 
posted on June 15, 2003 06:16:18 AM new
Can't be the same model. She looks like she ate the other one! Either that or don't ever let someone take another pic of her from that position!

I think we'll have to add this one to the "favorites" - to track the progress of this marketing technique. What I won't do to advance my skills.

BTW - Kiara, ordered the Kovel's New Marks book. This time, I went through Amazon because ordering direct from Kovel's took 10 days. I'm betting that Amazon has it to me by Tuesday.

 
 petpost
 
posted on June 15, 2003 09:50:37 AM new
That is just sick!

 
 kiara
 
posted on June 15, 2003 09:55:35 AM new
No, those aren't my auctions.

Wayne, if you sell lots of pottery and porcelain you will never regret buying that book. Good luck with your auctions, you do find some nice pieces.



 
 wrightsracing
 
posted on June 15, 2003 07:03:11 PM new
New Way to market items ???
People love sex, anything to do with sex, half nude bodies of a woman is sex, men will LOOOOOOOk and maybe as they loook, they bid and the bid like crazy,
Must work for her/them.

Not my cup of tea tho.
 
 dadofstickboy
 
posted on June 15, 2003 07:05:46 PM new
I hope those are her Elbows and not her Knees!

 
 lurkyloo
 
posted on June 15, 2003 08:15:14 PM new
Hee Hee!! This one's even more fun...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=20776&item=2328869781


Not lurkyloo on eBay
 
 replaymedia
 
posted on June 15, 2003 08:16:53 PM new
Just think of all the interesting "Ask Seller A Question" emails this seller must get.

 
 buyhigh
 
posted on June 15, 2003 10:40:39 PM new
I dunno but to me it looks like the item is placed between the legs of an infant I see a navel which I figure we are looking at from above so the head would be at the bottom of the pic if it were visable. The proportions are about right for a baby. Anyone out there see the same thing?
buyhigh
 
 kiara
 
posted on June 15, 2003 10:56:39 PM new
lol buyhigh, I never looked at it that way until now and I see what you mean. But when I was on the random sales tax thread yesterday I saw this random fact:

Babies are born with no knee caps. They dont begin to form until they are 2-6 years old.

Then this baby would have fairly big kneecaps.

Personally, I think it's a fat guy cause some of them have more boob tissue than females.




 
 japerton
 
posted on June 15, 2003 11:58:38 PM new
Nothing like a spit laugh on your keyboard...

Japerton

 
 buyhigh
 
posted on June 16, 2003 08:30:55 AM new
I realize that infants do not have patellas but I thought the raised areas on the legs ( where they would be) was fat and it was a chubby baby with rosy skin.
buyhigh
 
 nharmon
 
posted on June 16, 2003 09:35:20 AM new
Ok I gotta say it--I looked at all those auctions and shook my head at each one untill I came to the last one where they were selling the flute--thank the Lord they left that flute in the case because i remember watching that movie(American Pie- I think) where the girl was talking about --"this one time at band camp I put my flute in _______"and I guess I was afraid becuase i remember where she put her flute!
[ edited by nharmon on Jun 16, 2003 09:37 AM ]
 
 AuctionAce
 
posted on June 16, 2003 10:05:02 AM new
The seller has to be very close to crossing the line with what is sexually acceptable at ebay. If you look at most auto repair shops there is usually a calendar in the back room sponsored by a tool company that has a scantily clad babe with a wrench. This seller seems to be copying that approach to sells, sex sells.

 
 buyhigh
 
posted on June 16, 2003 12:42:36 PM new
Not only that but with the aid of imaging software, you can transpose your items on to anything and you do not need live models.
buyhigh
 
 nharmon
 
posted on June 16, 2003 01:49:59 PM new
neat- but than they really screwed up - shouldn't Pam Anderson or JLo be holding that guitar. Low budget get low grade image models I guess--
 
 mstwostepin
 
posted on June 16, 2003 05:28:20 PM new
This is the best laugh that I've had in weeks! I've spit all over my flat screen! Even had the DH come over and check these auctions out!

Again thanks. I really needed this

 
 
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