NativeAmerican
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posted on July 19, 2003 06:28:21 PM new
What Is Politics?
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."
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stopwhining
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posted on July 20, 2003 06:52:57 AM new
thanks,are you A DEMOCRAT??
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capolady
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posted on July 20, 2003 07:35:40 AM new
Democrat or Republican makes no difference.
That's funny!!!!
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NativeAmerican
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posted on July 20, 2003 08:07:43 AM new
stopwhining I am a AMERICAN
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tomwiii
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posted on July 20, 2003 08:49:53 AM new
If memory serves me correctly, StartWhining spent his early, formative years in Elbonia -- then, at the tender age of 106, he moved to Freedonia where he specialized in the cultivation & distribution of either duck soup, or horsefeathers!
Explains much...
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Ralphie loves Mr Blonde:
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
http://tinyurl.com/5duz
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Twelvepole
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posted on July 20, 2003 08:52:54 AM new
Ahh hell....
AIN'T LIFE GRAND... 
[ edited by Twelvepole on Jul 20, 2003 02:40 PM ]
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tomwiii
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posted on July 20, 2003 09:07:49 AM new
Oooooh! Red-Baiting! from a Tail-Gunner Joe wannabe??
The last sad refuge of scoundrals and pretzel-chokers!
Ralphie loves Mr Blonde:
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
http://tinyurl.com/5duz
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NativeAmerican
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posted on July 20, 2003 09:07:58 AM new
 Twelvepole
Twelvepole You don't know me and never will cause if you were dying of thirst I wouldn't p--s in your mouth I spent 4 years of my life fighting the COMMUNIST. I think you should post a retraction to your post now .
But then I don't think you are that big a person.
[ edited by NativeAmerican on Jul 20, 2003 09:09 AM ]
[ edited by NativeAmerican on Jul 20, 2003 11:55 AM ]
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tomwiii
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posted on July 20, 2003 09:09:01 AM new
Well, obviously, he does have a SIZE-ENVY problem...
Ralphie loves Mr Blonde:
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
http://tinyurl.com/5duz
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pclady
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posted on July 20, 2003 09:23:10 AM new
Read that years ago and it still made me smile reading it now. Thanks. 
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Twelvepole
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posted on July 20, 2003 10:39:50 AM new
Ahh hell...
AIN'T LIFE GRAND...
[ edited by Twelvepole on Jul 20, 2003 02:42 PM ]
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NativeAmerican
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posted on July 20, 2003 10:56:54 AM new
Twelvepole you are so narrow minded you can't even read a simple joke and get it right. Quote from your last post. " So do tell how does the government screwing the working class not scream out "I am a communist" "All should share in the wealth we didn't earn" "" This is what the little boy said not what you mis Quoted. " The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo."
enough said your own post has given us your IQ Level
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kiara
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posted on July 20, 2003 11:13:40 AM new
Size envy.....
Moons others.....
Confirms my thoughts..... teenage boy for sure....
.....tiptoes back out......
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NativeAmerican
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posted on July 20, 2003 11:23:51 AM new
Twelvepole maybe this will make you happy.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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AuctionAce
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posted on July 20, 2003 11:48:18 AM new
12pole said he was ex-military in the famous Jack thread a while back. Of course that thread has been totally deleted many months ago.
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NativeAmerican
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posted on July 20, 2003 12:00:16 PM new
Hi AuctionAce I'm sure he was I think he was stationed in Hanoi along with Jane
[ edited by NativeAmerican on Jul 20, 2003 12:01 PM ]
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NativeAmerican
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posted on July 20, 2003 12:05:17 PM new
Check this out Saddam Captured !!
[ edited by NativeAmerican on Jul 20, 2003 02:44 PM ]
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NativeAmerican
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posted on July 20, 2003 02:54:15 PM new
Twelvepole is this what you want.
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NativeAmerican
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posted on July 20, 2003 03:07:12 PM new
I found this new book on feeBay
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Twelvepole
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posted on July 20, 2003 04:05:37 PM new
NativeAmerican
Here is a sign for everyone...
AIN'T LIFE GRAND...
[ edited by Twelvepole on Jul 20, 2003 04:07 PM ]
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Twelvepole
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posted on July 20, 2003 04:05:59 PM new
Damn double post
[ edited by Twelvepole on Jul 20, 2003 04:06 PM ]
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NativeAmerican
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posted on July 20, 2003 04:17:03 PM new
He means George W.
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Twelvepole
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posted on July 20, 2003 04:19:20 PM new
No, I mean you... only an idiot would feel the need to post in both the RT and here, the same thread.
AIN'T LIFE GRAND...
[ edited by Twelvepole on Jul 20, 2003 04:20 PM ]
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kiara
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posted on July 20, 2003 04:21:49 PM new
12, occasionally in real life we all get to hang out with stupid people but that's nothing that you want to come here and brag to Vendio users about.
Now go run and play with your back up singers. 
[ edited by kiara on Jul 20, 2003 04:35 PM ]
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pclady
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posted on July 20, 2003 04:36:56 PM new
Clinton was President when I first heard that little joke.
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Twelvepole
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posted on July 20, 2003 04:53:48 PM new
Kira, don't you mean because I hang out here... with you.
If it wasn't for me this thread's IQ wouldn't of jumped above 70...
AIN'T LIFE GRAND...
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lurkyloo
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posted on July 20, 2003 05:27:57 PM new
If it wasn't for me this thread's IQ wouldn't of jumped above 70...
Someone's ignorance is plainly showing. The statement should read as follows:
If it weren't for me, this thread's IQ wouldn't have jumped above 70.
Sorry, Twelvepole, if you think this thread is in the sub-70 range, you're DEFINITELY not lifting it above that.
Not lurkyloo on eBay
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Twelvepole
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posted on July 20, 2003 05:39:38 PM new
LOL, damn nabbed by the grammar police...
AIN'T LIFE GRAND...
[ edited by Twelvepole on Jul 20, 2003 05:46 PM ]
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bear1949
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posted on July 21, 2003 11:08:32 AM new
The lefties are overflowing into the ebay board
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