posted on October 6, 2003 10:00:35 AM new
Isn't it interesting that if a women liked Arnold in the mocie it would be thought to be because of his overall physique but if it is a gay male it must because of his "goodies". Open your mind Ace.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on October 6, 2003 10:07:01 AM new
I am a gay man stuck in a womans body. Luckily it's not a small minded one.
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If it's really "common" sense, why do so few people actually have it?
posted on October 6, 2003 10:19:28 PM new
Ditto, Fenix- Anyways, I can tell you there is not a glimps of his goodies in that film-
it's all about his physique. Sorry guys.
let me reiterate- he IS NOT qualified to be governor! But- nobody is, not this time.
If he is elected he will be the sorriest man alive, shortly, and he will hurt the Rep party to boot.
"And All Shall be Well, and All Shall be Well, and All Manner of Things Shall be Well"
posted on October 6, 2003 11:01:16 PM new
Okay, here's one for all of you political junkies. I cannot resist posting this here.
George Goes to Hell
this came to us unattributed. If you know who wrote it, please let us
know.
While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is
tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met
by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in." says the Republican.
"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is
have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can
choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the
Republican head of state.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts the
Republican to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to Hell.
The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf
course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all his
friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone is
very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, hug him, and
reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense
of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on
lobster and caviar.
Also present is the Devil (a Republican, too), who really is a very
friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are
having such a good time that, before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a big hug and waves while the elevator rises. The
elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it's time to visit Heaven."
So 24 hours pass with the Republican head of state joining a group of
contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and
singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours
have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now
choose your eternity."
He reflects for a minute, then the head of state answers: "Well, I
would never have thought it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I
think I would be better off in Hell."
So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the
middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all
his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black
bags. The Devil comes over to the Republican and lays an arm on his
neck.
"I don't understand," stammers the Republican head of state.
Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate
lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a
wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning. Today you voted for us!"
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