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 BEAR1949
 
posted on October 16, 2003 04:59:35 PM new
Should be JACK not Jacj....



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2957968730&category=1469






"Another plague upon the land, as devastating as the locusts God loosed on the Egyptians, is "Political Correctness.'" --Charlton Heston
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 miscreant
 
posted on October 16, 2003 05:27:57 PM new
Umm. Just what kind of keywords were you using when you found this?

 
 shething
 
posted on October 16, 2003 06:49:34 PM new
OMG! That's the funniest d**n thing I've read in a long time!

Odd...it doesn't look scorched ;>

 
 drcomm
 
posted on October 16, 2003 09:09:54 PM new
I love it! Mostly I love him telling ebay to go p*ss up a rope and quit cancelling his auction. Lord knows I've felt the same way.



 
 Dragonmom
 
posted on October 17, 2003 10:37:59 AM new
damn, they deleted it again! That poor guy- I wanted to email him and offer him a page to tell the story on, and I didn't get his user ID. anyone remember what it is?



"And All Shall be Well, and All Shall be Well, and All Manner of Things Shall be Well"
 
 BEAR1949
 
posted on October 17, 2003 10:54:17 AM new
Searching for key word miscreant and it showed up.
"Another plague upon the land, as devastating as the locusts God loosed on the Egyptians, is "Political Correctness.'" --Charlton Heston
 
 cherishedclutter
 
posted on October 17, 2003 11:16:04 AM new
Dragonmom - It was mojo-man

 
 AuctionAce
 
posted on October 17, 2003 11:48:44 AM new
Looks like ebay pulled it a fourth time now. The cussing out of ebay with ****'s in the cussing was probably the reason this time.


-------------- sig file ----------- *There is no conclusive evidence that life is serious*
 
 Dragonmom
 
posted on October 17, 2003 12:25:13 PM new
I think these are your auctions, Bear, they have your sense of humor somehow. Tell me if I outed you!
"And All Shall be Well, and All Shall be Well, and All Manner of Things Shall be Well"
 
 tomwiii
 
posted on October 17, 2003 12:28:24 PM new
As the American General at Bastogne said to the Germans demanding his surrender: "Nuts!"


Ralphie loves Mr Blonde:
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/vidrat/
 
 cherrytreegirls
 
posted on October 17, 2003 12:53:22 PM new
A while back mojo-man sold "Uncle Bob's" glass eye
I booked marked his auctions just to see if the Left N*T pops up again

He still has a few of Uncle Bob's goodies left.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2958422266

And my Mom thought I could spin a line! LOL...... ya gotta love it
Deb
Remember amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic.
 
 tomwiii
 
posted on October 17, 2003 01:02:32 PM new
http://tinyurl.com/rc5n


Ralphie loves Mr Blonde:
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/vidrat/
 
 cta
 
posted on October 17, 2003 02:02:12 PM new
I had to laugh out loud after reading the full description of Uncle Bob. Sounds like he was quite a guy.

What's even funnier is the wooden rifle he has for sale with the Prozac capsule sitting next to it.


 
 miscreant
 
posted on October 17, 2003 02:33:53 PM new
Too bad it was pulled Bear. Now you will have to find another toy.

 
 BEAR1949
 
posted on October 17, 2003 03:21:54 PM new
DragonMom sorry, it wasn't mine. I sell firearm related accesories.


Miscreant, looks like you bit off more that you could chew....
"Another plague upon the land, as devastating as the locusts God loosed on the Egyptians, is "Political Correctness.'" --Charlton Heston
 
 Dragonmom
 
posted on October 17, 2003 04:16:13 PM new
yes, but, Bear... One of those auctions IS firearms related! well, sort of, anyway... :lol
What a character! I don't know if I believe in Uncle Bob, but mojo-man is sure a tale-teller.
"And All Shall be Well, and All Shall be Well, and All Manner of Things Shall be Well"
 
 toasted36
 
posted on October 17, 2003 10:10:06 PM new
It's Back ...Uncle Bob's Testicular Prosthesis lol he toned it wayyyyy down
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3193&item=2958607726

 
 jackswebb
 
posted on October 17, 2003 10:31:04 PM new
From what I,,,,,see,,,,when a seller has that,,,,,,many feeds,,,,,e bay tolerates,,,,,,the last,,,,,,thing they are going to do is kill that Golden egg......It scared me before when they KILLED and warned me,,,,,,after seeing this,,,,,,E bay is just a Money grabbing venue.....reword it and everything is JUST fine.......EVEN if you insult!!! them! MONEY talks!


Lead or be left in the Dust....

AND THE BEAT GOES ON,,,,,
 
 Dragonmom
 
posted on October 18, 2003 09:27:53 AM new
I emailed him and offered to put the story up on my webstire- he didn't take me up on it, just shot me back the text of the new auction. For a guy that can tell a tale as well as that- what a shame! That thing had me spitting on my screen.
I hate to think he hadn't SAVED the text...
The moral of the story is- yes, you can say anything you want- AS LONG as you take the time to word it. As an example, one of the woods I use stands for, well, semen, in esoteric studies. How the heck can I say THAT in a way that won't offend the mothers of the Harry Potter fans that visit my website? "It is symbolic of the Generative Principle"
Those Victorians had an euphemism for everything!



"And All Shall be Well, and All Shall be Well, and All Manner of Things Shall be Well"
 
 cta
 
posted on October 18, 2003 01:33:55 PM new
I would say that the new description is copied directly from the textbook. Too bad...would have been nice if some of the amusing parts had not been removed. I think some of the time, it's just the story that sells.

Lynne


 
 
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