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 max40
 
posted on February 4, 2005 09:29:10 AM new
FROM THE DESK OF:
DOCTOR . THOMAS DELUCCAS
NO 33 OLUWA STREET,
IKEJA, LAGOS.
HOMEPAGE: drthomasdeluccas0.uboot.com Tel : 234-8056579162#

Dear XXXX X XXXXXXX


Compliments of the season. It is indeed my pleasure to write to you
this letter, which I believe will be a suprise, as we are both complete
strangers. I am Dr. Thomas Deluccas an accountant. I am the personal
accountant to Late Ms. S. Marufu Lindsay, a national of your country,who
perished in Egypt air Flight 990 with the whole passengers aboard on 31st
Oct 1999.(http://www.greatdreams.com/PassEAir990.htm

Before her death on the 31st oct 1999 my client {Late Ms. S. Marufu }
as she likes to be addressed, who was a one time secret agent in transfering
of money overseas for the Late head of state of Nigeria Late Gen.Sani Abacha
deposited the sum of USD$28.3m [Twenty eight point three million United
States Dollars] in a Bank in Nigeria that has a branch in Europe for herself,
with the hope of transferring it to his country as soon as she is on leave.
Since her death I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate
any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace her last
name over the internet, to locate any member of her family hence I contacted
you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the money and property
left behind by my client before they get confisicated or declared
unserviceable by the Bank where this huge deposits were lodged
particularly, the Bank
where the deceased had a deposit valued at about USD$8Million[eight
Million United States Dollars] has issued me a notice
to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated within the
next ten official working days.

Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the the relatives for over 3years
now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased
since you have the same last name so that the proceeds of this account
valued at USD$8m [ eight Million United States
Dollars]can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 70%
"$M5.5 USD" to me and 30%= "$M2.5USD" to you. I will help you to
secure all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any
claim we may
make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal
through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me through my confidential email
to enable us discuss further. Don't forget to include your
tel/fax numbers while replying this mail for easy
communication.

Best Regards,
Dr. Thomas Deluccas.


P.S. Now I can stop selling on eBay (To make this eBay related)


[ edited by max40 on Feb 4, 2005 09:31 AM ]
 
 ajbooks9000
 
posted on February 4, 2005 09:32:28 AM new
Congratulations Max!!

Before her death on the 31st oct 1999 my client {Late Ms. S. Marufu }
as she likes to be addressed

I guess he's been hearing some "white noise".
[ edited by ajbooks9000 on Feb 4, 2005 09:33 AM ]
 
 tOMWiii
 
posted on February 4, 2005 09:33:59 AM new
Refer the "good" witch-doctor to" THE EBOLA MONKEY MAN:

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/



"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection — an election in Iraq at this point in history?" Prez.Jim Beam, at the White House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005
 
 classicrock000
 
posted on February 4, 2005 09:36:05 AM new
what I'd do is opening another savings account.
Think how pissed off he be that when he tried to with drawn my whole savings,only to find $1.00 in it.

 
 ltray
 
posted on February 4, 2005 09:37:37 AM new
BTW Max, they sent me the money last week, I am holding it for you. Just send me a PayPal cash transfer of $5000 to cover the expenses and I'll get that check for the $23.8M out to you right away.
 
 minniestuff
 
posted on February 4, 2005 10:36:25 AM new
LOL...

"perished in Egypt air Flight 990 with the whole passengers aboard"

As opposed to what? Half passengers???

 
 twig125silver
 
posted on February 4, 2005 08:06:24 PM new
Maybe there were "half" passengers after the crash....

 
 ebayauctionguy
 
posted on February 4, 2005 11:08:58 PM new
-- DOCTOR. THOMAS DELUCCAS
NO 33 OLUWA STREET,
IKEJA, LAGOS --

Somebody should go over there and kick his ass!






[ edited by ebayauctionguy on Feb 4, 2005 11:10 PM ]
 
 sparkz
 
posted on February 4, 2005 11:28:21 PM new
I've got a bunch of yard sales I want to hit tomorrow morning, but I can take care of it tomorrow afternoon.

On second thought, if he's sitting on that much money, why can't he come over here? Then I can kick his ass on his dime.


A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
 
 agate18
 
posted on February 4, 2005 11:46:41 PM new
Why dont you have some fun with these people.? what i used to do was to tell them to send me 1 million dollars to my chosen bank account, then i would what ever the required within the legal law. usually they told me to f... off. or i never heard from them again. had a lot of fun.

 
 
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