posted on May 24, 2005 04:15:50 PM new
This literary masterpiece just arrived via the "ASK SELLER A QUESTION" email from a ZERO clown registered in...the Phillipines!
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HELLO
MY NAME IS
MR Nigel Nigeria THE PURCHASE MANAGER OF (SCAMSTER'S HAMSTERS INC )
GEORGIA USA)MY COMPANY IS INTRESTED IN THE IMMEDIATE PURCHASE OF 1 THIS
ITEM TO OUR NEW BRANCH IN AFRICA AS A SAMPLE TO OUR CLIENT,WE WILL BE
MAKING OUR PAYMENT VIA AMERICAN CERTIFIED CHECK (yer choice of Laytex or Natural Rubber)
SO WHAT PRICE WILL YOU
SELL THE ITEM (well, Nigel, ole Pal, ole Buddy ~ for YOU???) ALSO WE HAVE OUR SHIPPING COMPANY WHICH HANDLE OUR
SHIPPMENT SO IF YOU DONT DO INTRENATIONAL SHIPPING (Didja figure that out all by yer little lonesome, as this is a USA ONLY listing, clown?)WE CAN HANDLE THE SHIPPING
OUR SELF.SO GET BACK TO US WITH THE TOTAL COST OF THE ITEM AND
SHIPPING,YOUR NAME ADDRESSAND PHONE NUMBER OR YOU MAY CALL OUR
REPRESENTATIVE.... MR ROBERT MUGABE 011-666-6666333333
THANKS
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No, THANK YOU! OTOH...please, dear Nigel, KMA!
"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me."—Guess Who? Washington D.C., April 14, 2005
posted on May 24, 2005 09:53:51 PM new
I sell to Nigerians, but only if they send me a picture of themself holding a card with a name I choose printed on it.
posted on May 25, 2005 04:57:29 PM new
Amazingly...
feeBay NARU'ed this turkey with 18hrs of my complaint!
They must be SERIOUS now...
"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me."—Guess Who? Washington D.C., April 14, 2005
posted on May 25, 2005 09:38:03 PM new
Gee Tom...That's too bad. Here You had a chance to make a big sale, and Ebay yanked the rug right out from under you.
Actually, Ebay was not serious about stopping fraud. They were afraid you would get mad, march into their headquarters, and Ralphie would pee on their brand new carpet
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
posted on May 25, 2005 11:01:12 PM new
Hi Jane...Good to see you back. How's the house coming along? are you legal to live in it now? Just wondering about the tree that landed in the middle of the old one. Did you cut it up into firewood so you could be comfortable in the new one next winter?
A $75.00 solid state device will always blow first to protect a 25 cent fuse ~ Murphy's Law
