posted on August 6, 2001 06:54:31 PM new
Little Johnny has a homework assignment, to plot his family tree. He asks his dad how he was born. "Well, Johnny, the stork brought you." (Little Johnny was in kindergarten.)
"Okay, dad, how were you born?"
"The same way, Johnny, the stork brought me." Johnny had one more question: "Dad, how was your dad born?" The answer was the same - "The stork brought him."
Johnny thought about this for a while, then had something to say to his father. "Dad, I can see why this family is so irritable. It's been three generations since anyone had sex."
