posted on August 24, 2001 05:51:16 PM new
Here is some exciting and very cost effective imagery. The images are composed on a titanium based alloy and consist of many other metallic particles. These images do not only representthe imagery of our world but also our planet. What is this strange world you ask? The answer EARTH! Our minions have established a line of communication throughout the world of.... get this.... Telecomunications. Yes strange as it sounds these minions of the planet Earth, I think they are humans, have discovered a way to talk and send data through tiny bits of metal. But they then advanced the process of sending light through the wonderful technology of Fibre Optics, discovered by some great person somewhere on this great planet.... Your not reading this are
you....... What is twelve times three if you are reading this you should tell me..... and after this great discovery came the beginnings of a new era. The speed of telephones and the transfer of information got so big they needed to store all the information somewhere, where, oh where could they put it all, truth is they gave to a magical little imp who placed it in a tiny box and hid it under his bed. But someone tapped into that little box didn't they, some little smartarse who needs to have his/her head kicked in. This person beckons people to pay for release of this information, if only we could gather the forces to put an army of imps on the planet to destroy all these..... stupid people, then they we feel the fate that we gave the martians millions of years
ago when we told them, we don't you here, go back to your own planets, stop bringing your poverty here and taking our jobs from our unemployed people, that was when they began the service of the Men In Yellow, but because they were too bright coloured and easily spotted they decided to change the color. The smartest people from around the world came together and all put their minds together in otder to find true .... color, they chose black. These men in black are not protecting anyone but the government, the government feels the economy would get to heavy and unstable if we let aliens into our world, they would take our jobs. If you would like some more information on this don't ask me I don't even know where I got this from. Just
remember the men in black are only immigration representatives that try to stop hard working martians from entering our world, bloody martianists.
posted on August 24, 2001 06:27:35 PM new
When close encounters get ugly, the men in black are our best and only line of defense...protecting our earth from the scum of the universe.
I'm surprised that nobody knows about these providers of immigration services and regulators of defense.
Pattaylor says "huh?" You should pay less attention to what I write and more attention to what is happening in the world.
