artdoggy
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posted on September 17, 2001 02:51:06 PM new
I just wish the military would employ the use of artists for defense. Before any true military action should be taken, the US should fly over Afganistan and drop 10 million playboy magazines! It is a brillant idea! It would send them into total culture shock. Then the next thing to do would be to drop a million leaflets that the first guy to turn in Osama, that he and his family would receive 3 million American Dollars, instant immigration for his family and 25 of his close friend with free housing in the state of his choice! Give them incentive, true incentive. Money talks, Osama Walks
[ edited by artdoggy on Sep 17, 2001 03:08 PM ]
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margot
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posted on September 17, 2001 02:55:44 PM new
You just might have the answer! I think it would be worth a try! 
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artdoggy
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posted on September 17, 2001 03:06:55 PM new
Okay, here is another great idea! Find some people in the U S who want to be Osama impersonators! you know, like Elvis impersonators. Put him on Pakistani TV and broadcast throughout the middle east, have him saying things like "this is Osama" Please take off your veils and put on some lipstick because we are going to party tonight! Then the real Osama will get really pissed. This will confuse the Telban.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 17, 2001 03:14:28 PM new
I bet Osama is wearing a veil right now. I bet he is dressed up like a woman and living in Pakistan. He will shave his face and hide out right there in the open. He looks kinda of femmy anyway. Crafty and deceitful. He probably is not even in Afganistan right now. Rememer The Divine Comedy was the most feared work of lit by the old Catholic Church. If Osama could be ridiculed, if we could make the middle east laugh at him, his power would be broken.
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gravid
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posted on September 17, 2001 03:17:42 PM new
Another thing we could do is take all these radioactive wastes that they can't decide how to store safely and the biohazard wastes from hospitals and research centers - dead animals from medical research - the wastes from metal smelters and recycling facilities - battery repair shops and waste paints and solvents and mix it indiscriminatly and drop the stuff on Kabul to be rid of it. Costly to get it there but very cost effective in the long run. No worries about our ground water or land fill leakage. Of course there would probably be some very strange looking goats roaming their hills after a few years.
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artdoggy
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posted on September 17, 2001 03:22:57 PM new
I think that is a wonderful suggestion, it is also very resourcful just like Osama using our own planes to bomb us. The US could fly over Afgan. and drop a billion roses in honor of our dead. It would freak them out.
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Microbes
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posted on September 17, 2001 06:08:44 PM new
Artdoggy, you have a better idea than most people think. The president was talking today about the "Wanted Dead or Alive" posters in the old west.
The Bin Laden inpersonator is also a VERY good idea. (I'd clean it up just enough so his people would really believe it's him, but we could run with this idea.)
Propaganda is a powerful weapon. So is money.
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MrsSantaClaus
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posted on September 17, 2001 06:09:38 PM new
How about a bunch of tvs, vcrs, and adult movies?
That way the soldiers' hands will be busy ... and when they finally get around to their guns ... they will be suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome 
Just a thought ....
Becky
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artdoggy
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posted on September 17, 2001 06:24:30 PM new
Heres another idea- send in our own Osama Killers - ask patriotic Arab Americans to pretend to be people who want to join up with the Telaban. Finance them with fake bank accounts - go undercover like the cops with drug dealers. Arm them with tracking devices, hide recorders under their turbans and cameras.
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gravid
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posted on September 17, 2001 07:14:46 PM new
With this face recognition software they have now how about a cruise missle drone with a TV camera in it's nose?
Flys to the area where Bin Laden has been rumored to be hanging out and loiters around checking all the faces until it runs low on fuel and then is fail fuzed to home on a camel or other valuable asset as a T.O.O. if it can't find it's primary target.
I understand the Israelis have some little drones with ducted fans that can hover around for hours at a few 100 yards up and you can't hear or see them. They paint the bottom blue and have a little light that shines on the bottom just bright enough to make it blend in with the sky!
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kraftdinner
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posted on September 17, 2001 07:30:59 PM new
Yeah, show "Bin Laden" all tanked up with a couple of broads on his lap, crying.
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HopelessSinner-07
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posted on September 17, 2001 07:50:47 PM new
I know how to get him!
Give him an AW handle.....
Then put him on an active thread debating
Spaz for a few hours....Then for good measure
have Joice slap him around a few times.......
OH YA....he’ll be yellin .. Uncle Sam ..Uncle Sam.....
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paintpower
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posted on September 18, 2001 05:20:41 AM new
Send in The Dirty Dozen.
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