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 zilvy
  		posted on October 5, 2001 01:36:06 PM new
PHILOSOPHY 101

Love is grand - Divorce is a hundred grand.

I am in shape - Round is a shape.

Time may be a great healer, but it is a lousy beautician.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

There will always be death and taxes, however, death does not get worse every
year.

I am not fat - I am a nutritional overachiever.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

I plan on living forever - So far, so good!

Practice safe eating - Always use condiments.

A day without sunshine is like .............. night.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers and nobody asks the questions.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only BEGINS at forty. It also begins to show.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. Don't let this happen to you!




 
 Muriel
  		posted on October 5, 2001 02:46:38 PM new
Why Zil, you're just a little kook, you are!





 
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