posted on October 18, 2001 10:51:19 PM new
Got this email from my sister, thought it may go over well in here.
This is SCARY!!! I normally don't take heed...but this just scared me too much not to pass on.
DON'T GO TO THE BATHROOM ON OCTOBER 28th!!!!!!!
CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day.
Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the a$$ by an alligator.
Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them when they are unavoidably exposed.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer who sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it MUST BE TRUE!!!!!!
So true!!
Nite all,
Rick
In the begining, God created the heavens and the earth.
posted on October 18, 2001 10:57:00 PM new
Thank you so much.
I can't tell you how much the internet has meant to me. In the old days if an acorn hit you on the head it was a private affair that you had to deal with on your own. Now with the magic of email every acorn can suddenly grow to a mighty oak and block our progress.
posted on October 18, 2001 11:08:02 PM new
this is an urban legend..show some intestinal fortitude on the 28th. I urge all Americans to shop and poop on the 28th. if you see a white turban in the toilet...poop twice.
