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 immykidsmom
 
posted on October 21, 2001 08:51:10 AM new
I saw these just now........ shaking my head!
Let's not say what auctions site, nor of course, the guilty parties name! (hee hee):

"What part don't them understand? Me customer. Me pay money, Them ship book."

"Book in MIND condition. Even sealed in shrink wrap!"

"I want my video you thief!!"

Well, at least they refund well. No doubt from lots and lots of practice."







for newbies here is the way to do the above smilies (only on auctionwatch) I'm still learning...... not too hard, try it! replace the parentheses with square brackets - they are right next to the 'p' on your keyboard and under the '= equals sign' ....... here goes;

(squint)
(smile)
[ edited by immykidsmom on Oct 21, 2001 09:16 AM ]
 
 jamesoblivion
 
posted on October 21, 2001 08:53:20 AM new
Oh, some seller who didn't send me my item responded to my 'didn't send my item' negative with a "IF THERE WAS JAIL FOR THE INTERNET HE'D BE THERE!!!!" negative.

 
 sadie999
 
posted on October 21, 2001 09:03:23 AM new
I was getting ready to bid on something once and when I checked the feedback, the seller had a lot of "slow shipping," FB's. Many of the buyers were ticked off.

The seller replied to about 10 different feedbacks with something to the effect, "This person needs an anger management class." Needless to say, I passed on bidding.



 
 immykidsmom
 
posted on October 21, 2001 09:45:09 PM new
"Tears of joy flowed like rain"somebody get a tissue......

"The book was in the poor condition the seller described; but why sell it at all?" why buy it you dope?

"I really don't remember, as I buy so many books, but I think they were ok." (they left good feedback, whew)

"i think i bought stuart woods " grass roots " but neveer received it" .......left good feeback, uh, thanks I'm sure.....



 
 Zilvy
 
posted on October 21, 2001 09:52:14 PM new
This is the funniest one I have seen and the response was kinda cute too.:

Ribbett. Riiibbet. Riibbbbiiitttt. Thank you! A+ (most positive)

Response : Don't froget I was very hoppy to do business with you. A+




 
 immykidsmom
 
posted on October 22, 2001 08:58:01 AM new
oh....... I should add...... the wiseacre comments are just mine, not posted. Just what I'd LIKE to say.......!

"Please double check...I don't believe I've received this book." umm, left bad feedback, what might that be for?

"Good shipping time; bad condition. Covers are so stiff I can barely open." ok. try one of those seller who seem to be sending worn out books...... and 'thanks' for the bad feedback.

"Only complaint I have was the price, $20 for a used paperback." only complaint I have is customers who click on a book they KNOW is a used paperback 'cause they gotta have it then regret the price.

"This gift + your excellent job got me a FREE lunch from my friend! Great work!" why didn't ya call? I'd go ANYWHERE for a free lunch! thanks for the positive

"Delivery is slow motion, slower than snail. Just took my $$ and slept away"

"definitely gives you some powerful literature to digest" uh, thanks for the positive...... next time rate the seller not the item.......

"I NEVER got my book. Though I was refunded my money! I Want the book!" (their user name includes 'miracles', I guess they expect miracles.....

"great seller, and asset to eBay. AAA+++" yeahhhhhh, except this is that other place that starts with an 'A'.....!

"I wish I had been informed how much I was paying for shipping & handling." I know, they put it right there on the listing AND on the order page you submit...... bad seller, bad auction house..... bad bad bad

"BOO!!! THUMBS DOWN! TURN THAT SMILE UPSIDE DOWN!" allrightythen!






[ edited by immykidsmom on Oct 22, 2001 09:00 AM ]
 
 
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