HopelessSinner-07
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posted on October 28, 2001 12:25:24 AM new
I Vote for Hep...I bet she looks good in Hand Cuffs
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Zilvy
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posted on October 28, 2001 05:38:40 AM new
News BulletinHopelessSinner aka Jumpin has been reported missing...can this man from an X rated Tea Kettle factory ever hope to be the same with Hep on patrol?
You better CYA...little buddy!! Make tracks while you are able.
[ edited by Zilvy on Oct 28, 2001 05:39 AM ]
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gravid
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posted on October 28, 2001 05:57:34 AM new
Whatever she says is fine with me. One look was enough to scare me straight.
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Muriel
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posted on October 28, 2001 06:06:38 AM new
Randy - you are TOO funny.
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hepburn
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posted on October 28, 2001 07:29:09 AM new
Muriel, Im going to have to arrest you for assualt with a deadly...er...SOME deadly weapons. I have been receiving complaints of black eyes when people get to close to you.
Gravid. C'mere. I want to tell you something. Easy now. Approach with your hands above your head, back facing me. Slow. Now spread.
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Muriel
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posted on October 28, 2001 07:31:25 AM new
Aren't they great, Hep? So perky and all??
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hepburn
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posted on October 28, 2001 07:32:34 AM new
Perky? Betcha if you bumped into a sharp object, you would explode, heh.
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enchanted
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posted on October 28, 2001 08:42:01 AM new
LOLOLOL
Now that is incredibly funny. You look great in a uniform Hep! Wow!
HopelessSinner, thanks for the laugh this morning.
Now I need to get the French vanilla coffee out of the keyboard....
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Linda_K
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posted on October 28, 2001 09:09:49 AM new
I'm LOL too!!! Thanks Hep and Muriel for the laugh.
Hey, Muriel.....ever think about getting those puppies painted?
[ edited by Linda_K on Oct 28, 2001 09:12 AM ]
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gravid
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posted on October 28, 2001 09:13:43 AM new
wimper - don't hurt me
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Muriel
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posted on October 28, 2001 09:25:41 AM new
Naw... it's already been done. I'm looking for something different now... maybe cruise missles! 
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Linda_K
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posted on October 28, 2001 09:38:30 AM new
LOL... well, with age and gravity they'll lengthen and look more like missles someday. 
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Zilvy
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posted on October 28, 2001 09:38:52 AM new
Tom? cruise missles that is!! 
Somehow I can't picture Muriel as a 38 Long!
[ edited by Zilvy on Oct 28, 2001 09:39 AM ]
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Linda_K
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posted on October 28, 2001 09:44:40 AM new
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hepburn
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posted on October 28, 2001 09:58:28 AM new
Actually, I think I do looke mighty fine in a uniform. Maybe I missed my calling. Wonder if they hire old ladies at the local sheriff department, CHP or police station?
Gravid, I promise I wont hurt ya <evil grin>. From what I remember, youre ornery yourself. Now, C'mere.
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hepburn
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posted on October 28, 2001 09:59:04 AM new
Hopeless, now you gotta take my body and slap it on the head of the cop's body I just took. That should be interesting, lol.
Gotta get to work in about an hour, so will have to see it tonight when I get off. See y'all then
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barrybarris
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:26:52 AM new
Hepburn, Just remember to read me my rights...
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Miranda Rights
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can be used against you as evidence in trial.
You have the right to a lawyer before answering any questions.
If you want a lawyer and cannot afford one, a lawyer will be appointed without cost to you.
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You look good in uniform...
Barry (where are the flashing lights and siren) Barris
[email protected]
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Zilvy
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:31:54 AM new
Barry(badboy)Barris...speeding does not warrant that she pat you down....NO MATTER how you beg...now STOP IT!!!
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enchanted
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:48:51 AM new
LOL Zilvy, are you suuuuure? Maybe there's an exception for Barry in Rule 382.58(b) of the Police Manual.
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Muriel
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posted on October 28, 2001 11:52:39 AM new
Barry (you perv) Barris, who is tending the bar? The women are dominating this one, I hear!!
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