Zilvy
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posted on October 31, 2001 12:14:18 PM new
Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car.
They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues
hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn?
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Marilyn.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the hell off our car!":::now that's cross!
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krs
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posted on October 31, 2001 12:18:24 PM new
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Zilvy
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posted on October 31, 2001 12:34:16 PM new
I suppose the Nekkid Kink thinks someone else will clean up his mess? HA!
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sadie999
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posted on October 31, 2001 12:37:07 PM new
"Nekkid Kink?" Methinks your Freudian slip is showing. 
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Zilvy
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posted on October 31, 2001 01:47:21 PM new
Sadie999 are you gonna win the honors for Queen of the Obvious...
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mybiddness
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posted on October 31, 2001 01:49:20 PM new
LOL, that's great Zilvy... I could use a good laugh today.
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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Zilvy
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posted on October 31, 2001 02:21:28 PM new
neener, neener!
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enchanted
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posted on October 31, 2001 03:46:14 PM new
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december3
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posted on October 31, 2001 04:14:11 PM new
I'm gonna send krs my dry cleaning bill.
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enchanted
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:02:59 PM new
Lets all chip in and buy him a bottle of alka seltzer or Peptobismol or something to help settle his stomach.
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mybiddness
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posted on October 31, 2001 05:07:46 PM new
Nahhh, they say it's better to puke it up...
Not paranoid anywhere else but here!
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mcjane
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posted on October 31, 2001 06:58:39 PM new
Hey Krs
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Zilvy
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posted on October 31, 2001 08:27:44 PM new
McJane!! I hope you clicked your heels when you offered that salute!!
Did you know that, like the USofA the Taliban has a Bird as a symbol....uh huh~DUCK!
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hjw
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posted on October 31, 2001 08:40:42 PM new
You aren't leaving Zilvy...???
Helen
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Zilvy
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posted on October 31, 2001 09:02:55 PM new
HJW/Helen? krs is leaving isn't that enough??
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enchanted
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posted on October 31, 2001 09:10:10 PM new
pardon? krs is not leaving, not that I know of.
I hope you don't leave either zilvy.
See ya tomorrow Helen.
G'nite and best wishes to all who passed through here and made my life richer for meeting and conversing with them.
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mcjane
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posted on October 31, 2001 09:29:40 PM new
I sure did Zilvy, been saving that for just the right time & this was it.
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