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 enchanted
 
posted on November 9, 2001 05:35:55 PM new
I heard somewhere there's going to be nekkid table dancing tonight in the Round Table.

Is it true? Margaritas, mufti, maracas and mariachis too.

Just in case, I'm breaking out the snacks, drinks, and my fancy pair of nylon shorts.



 
 barrybarris
 
posted on November 9, 2001 05:52:48 PM new
enchanted,

and my fancy pair of nylon shorts...



Barry (Hi Enchanted) Barris

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 KatyD
 
posted on November 9, 2001 05:53:50 PM new
Are you just using a fancy term for G-string, enchanted?

KatyD

 
 Avante
 
posted on November 9, 2001 06:01:09 PM new
Nahhhhhhhhh I think it's a fancy term for silk boxers...........lol

LB

 
 enchanted
 
posted on November 9, 2001 06:01:39 PM new
Hi Barry! Have a margarita, Barry (the man) Barris

KatyD gasp no, no, no... it's not me that's going to be dancing on the tables, I thought it was Rawbunzel!

My fancy green shorts have zippers on the pockets and are made of some special running fabric that wicks a lady's delicate perspiration away ever so effectively.

<I knew that title would get somebody to look at this thread...>

 
 enchanted
 
posted on November 9, 2001 06:04:28 PM new
Hi there Avante! Love the id.

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on November 9, 2001 06:51:15 PM new
Where's the table? I am nekkid and ready to dance!
HI Enchanted,KatyD, Barry and Avante.

 
 enchanted
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:18:35 PM new
OMG! Rawbunz Good to see you.

Easy now, you don't want to give anyone a heart attack, start off slow.

Where did Helen go, I thought she was coming to the party too ...

I think your audience is waiting Rawbunzel, my green running shorts just didn't seem to excite the crowd.

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:24:12 PM new
They don't call me "Floozie" for nothing!

Yes, Where is Helen? I wonder if we can get her to dance nekkid too?



 
 kraftdinner
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:37:03 PM new
Hi everyone! Do you mind if I wear shades? I blush easily but don't want anyone to notice. Is Helen going to perform tonite? I hope she doesn't lose her confidence and fall off the stage or anything. Will she be singing also?

 
 hjw
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:39:25 PM new

Hi There Enchanted, Avante, KatyD, Barrybarris and the Table Dancing Nekkid Floozie Rawbunzil!!!

Get on the table, you floozie, Enchanted...you've got to demonstrate the maracas and mariachis !!!

Avante and KatyD ....Hell! EVERYBODY on the table!!!

Even Barrybarris!!! Can you dance? I promise not to say any foul language...HaHaHa

Helen


 
 snowyegret
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:40:36 PM new
Do the FLOOZE!
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
 
 hjw
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:42:37 PM new

You slipped in on me Kraftdinner.

Your attire is unacceptable. Too much clothing.

And you come in right off the bat thinking that I'm going to fall off the table.

You're an official floozie now, Kraftdinner!!!

And you have to undress and behave like one.

Helen

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:46:17 PM new
OK, I brought pasties and G-strings for those of you who are too shy to be completly nekkid. Now climb up on this table and lets see some dancing!!!

Helen, You GO girl! I think you may have done this before??

Where is KRS. I think we need his glowing wonger in here. It's getting a little dark.

 
 hjw
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:49:18 PM new

Look a barrybarris Dancing with the floozies!!!

 
 hjw
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:54:08 PM new


Rawbunzil

I don't want to make you young girls jealous, but I Know how to dance lol LOTSA Experience.

Helen

 
 enchanted
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:59:13 PM new
LOLOL Nobody's got any clothes on except ME! I'm not giving up my fancy green shorts, sorry.

I'm hiding behind the karaoke machine and somebody put me in charge of the music. Yeah, that's it.

Heh-heh, I'm looking for a nekkid floozie theme song...

 
 hjw
 
posted on November 9, 2001 07:59:37 PM new

Snowyegret!!! You are driving barrybarris insane!

Has anybody here ever danced naked in a cage hanging from the ceiling? That's what I call experience

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:00:50 PM new
Young girls? LOLOLOL!!!

Believe me Helen, dancing is in my blood. I even was hired once at a topless bar. Never actually danced there though. Long story ~ better left untold.

Now, Helen, do tell...where did you get your "lotsa" experience? Hhhmmmm????

 
 heinekin
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:01:43 PM new
How do you post a photo here?

 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:03:55 PM new
Oh dear. I see I missed your post as I was posting mine.

I bow to you and your experience, Helen! I had no idea you had danced nekkid while hanging from a ceiling in a cage. How very ...um...let me think....uh...quaint...yes, that's it! Quaint. So 60's.

 
 enchanted
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:04:14 PM new
Hi Kraftdinner and heinekin!

My husband swears this is a very good likeness of me dancing... I wish...



to post a picture use [*img]http://picurl.jpg[*/img]

But leave out the asterisks and it should work
[ edited by enchanted on Nov 9, 2001 08:05 PM ]
 
 snowyegret
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:05:35 PM new
Wild Thing

Wild Thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything groovy
Wild Thing

Wild Thing, I think I love you
But, I wanna know for sure
Come on and hold me tight
I love you

Wild Thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything groovy
Wild Thing

Wild Thing, I think you move me
But, I wanna know for sure
So, c'mon and hold me tight
You move me

Wild Thing
You make my heart sing
You make everything groovy
Wild Thing
Wild Thing
C'mon, c'mon, Wild Thing
Shake it, shake it, Wild Thing...
 
 hjw
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:05:51 PM new


Enchanted

You can't hide your beautiful bod in those dam green shorts! That would be a tragedy.

To hell with music.

Just GO!!!

What happened to Kraftdinner? Is she under the table...with somebody?

Helen



 
 enchanted
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:09:45 PM new
Wild Thing! by the Troggs, great song, Snowy.

Helen, did you wear white go go boots when you danced in the cage??? Curious minds want to know.

Twinsoft, get in here, you're missing a great party..

 
 hjw
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:12:01 PM new

Yeah Where's Twinsoft???

We need some real men in here!!!

Helen

 
 snowyegret
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:15:19 PM new
The thread titles are Nekkid At the Gates of Hell.


Flooze On!
 
 rawbunzel
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:15:51 PM new
Naughty, Naughty Heiniken.

 
 hjw
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:18:06 PM new

Way to go!!! heinekin

You definately pass inspection.

Get yourself on the table.

Helen

 
 enchanted
 
posted on November 9, 2001 08:18:41 PM new
Very naughty heinekin... If we still had a moderator, he would've just broken his neck falling off the chair...

Is that YOU, you nekkid floozie?

And here I thought I was being incredibly naughty posting a half nekkid small cartoon... LOL.

 
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