posted on January 14, 2002 11:53:39 PM new
A scientific analysis company has e-mailed male
employees asking them to donate samples of semen
for a new DNA laboratory.
The e-mail to staff at LGC Group in Teddington,
south-west London, asked them to visit the toilets to
produce their donation.
It said: "Sorry for the e-mail, but the Crime Scene
DNA Lab needs some semen samples for making
practice forensic exhibits.
"Please visit the toilets on the first floor nearest to
Block 1 between 10am and 5pm.
posted on January 15, 2002 07:57:45 AM new
Gives new meaning to the expression "I gave at the office"! I can see the updated Saturday Night Live sketch--instead of the guy at the copy machine it would be a men's room attendant--" Hey, it's John, the Sperminator.... look it's Bill, the Spermmeister"...