posted on February 11, 2002 05:58:41 PM new
I know this is a lame question, I didn't think I was THAT computer illiterate but I am trying to download software on compaq so I can play my dvds, it ask me what presario type I have and the only number i see is 7596 but it doesn't give me that option, how do I find out what presario I have....thanx!
posted on February 11, 2002 08:14:28 PM new
I find it very odd that the software setup would be asking you such a question. I mean, my software I purchased for my DVD player never bothered me about it at all, and mine is totally home-made PC.
If that was me instead of you, what I would do is to tell the software that my Compaq number was the number just before mine in sequence. That is, if 7596 is your Compaq number, you would want to find the listing for the number nearest, but below 7596. That shold work. If not, just uninstall the software.
Personally, I'd go get a refund on the softrware if possible, and go purchase a decent DVD Player software package.
posted on February 12, 2002 02:57:46 AM new
>>A guy decides he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After
looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have
any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to
this parrot?" The parrot answers the
guy's question, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the
guy laughs.
> >>"It sounded like this parrot actually understood what said and answered
me." "I understood every word," ays the parrot."I am a highly intelligent,
thoroughly ducated bird." "Oh, yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer his: how do
you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this
is a littl embarrassing, but since you asked, I'll tell you. I wrap my little
parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't
see it cause of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can
> >>understand and answer, can't you?" "Of course. I speak both Spanish and
English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any
subject:politics,
religion, sports, physics, philosophy. .. And I am especially good at
ornithology. You ought to buy me. I am a great companion." The guy looks at
the price tag: the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing.
"Nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20, just
make an offer. "The guy offers 20 dollars and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He's funny, he's interesting, he's
a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, gives good
> >>advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and
the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up
close
tothe cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot,
"but it's about your wife and the mailman..." "What?" says the guy. "What?"
"Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your wife
greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him on the mouth." "What happened
then?" asks the guy. "Then the mailman came into the house and lifted up
the nightgown and began petting her all over, "reports the parrot. "My
God!!" the guy says. "Then what?" "Then he lifted up the nightgown, got down
on his knees and began to lick her body, starting with her breasts slowly
going down and down... "The parrot pauses for a long time..."What
happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy. "I don't know," says the
parrot, "my dick got hard and I fell off my perch."
