plsmith
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posted on April 2, 2002 08:45:31 PM new
Flatulence's last gas(p)
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rawbunzel
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posted on April 2, 2002 08:49:05 PM new
We'll miss them when they're gone. 
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Borillar
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posted on April 2, 2002 10:24:27 PM new
It's good news coming from me!
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mrssantaclaus
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posted on April 3, 2002 06:56:26 AM new
Ah ... but they missed beer so I guess they will still be around for awhile yet 
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nycyn
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posted on April 3, 2002 07:19:50 AM new
"I fart in your general direction!"
Sorry, I've never recovered from that Monty Python line. Always wanted to use it. Even someone as gauche as me could never come up with an opportunity.
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yellowstone
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posted on April 3, 2002 09:57:42 AM new
You do know that in some southern and middle American countries it is considered an insult to......................well I think you get the picture.
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Helenjw
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posted on April 3, 2002 10:38:49 AM new
Gee, I don't know how to respond to a toilet word thread. Hmmmm ....Guess I'll just turn up my nose at this "foul blast" of air.
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plsmith
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posted on April 3, 2002 11:10:11 AM new
Well thank goodness! The real queen has returned. Hail, Your Majesty 
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Helenjw
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posted on April 3, 2002 11:25:00 AM new
No way, plsmith, am I going to accept that distinction. You and nycyn can fight that battle. LOL
And my advice to her is to run and hide HaHaHa!
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nycyn
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posted on April 3, 2002 12:15:58 PM new
Run? Why, is her flatulence that awful? After, 4 months in the world's largest crematorium, I ain't running from any old fart, or young one for that matter. She can be Queen. I just want the place to be called Crop Circle and I wanted to be the official Mummer. And when Spring has sprung and I go 3-D, *I* will lead the procession. (No response necessary from the 3 people who may have already caught that one.) Oh, and plsmith? You can scratch your head over that. Some of us understand that flakes can't travel through keyboards!
Cheers!
Edited because I got plsmith confused with somebody else for a minute.
[ edited by nycyn on Apr 3, 2002 12:29 PM ]
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Valleygirl
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posted on April 3, 2002 12:41:27 PM new
Benjamin Franklin once wrote a book called "fart proudly".
Not my name on ebay.
[ edited by Valleygirl on Apr 4, 2002 12:32 PM ]
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snowyegret
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posted on April 3, 2002 01:30:44 PM new
Farts -- "Endangered Species"?
Not on the RT, plsmith.
Hi, Helen.
You have the right to an informed opinion
-Harlan Ellison
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Helenjw
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posted on April 3, 2002 02:31:46 PM new
Hi, Snowyegret!
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enchanted
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posted on April 3, 2002 06:15:54 PM new
An RT fart thread and Helen's return to the RT, all on the same thread? My poor heart won't be able to take all the excitement at once.
Hi Helen and welcome back!
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enchanted
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posted on April 3, 2002 06:17:38 PM new
Oh, Valleygirl, I think it was Ben Franklin who wrote Fart Proudly. I only know that because we found a copy of it in a lot of books we bought this weekend. I gave it to my daughter to add to her collection of strange books.
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plsmith
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posted on April 3, 2002 06:31:11 PM new
Helen, I mean, Your Highness, abdication doesn't become you, although -- given the soiled nature of the throne (tolja the boys were mucking about in your absence!) -- I don't blame you for being reluctant to sit upon it.
Like it or not, you're our Regina Regnant and Your many ladies-in-waiting (and waiting and waiting) only hope that You'll soon favor Your Court with a Grand Ball. It's been far too long since we were treated to SIR REAMOND and The Marquise DeSquirrel mincing their way through a minuet...
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Helenjw
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posted on April 3, 2002 06:57:22 PM new
Hi Enchanted!
plsmith,
Why are you pushing this throne concept??? Get out of the bathroom! HaHaHa!!!
A Queen on a throne in the fart thread!
Only you could imagine such a thing!!!
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Valleygirl
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posted on April 4, 2002 12:33:57 PM new
Enchanted: you are right, and I even corrected it today before I saw your post. I was driving home last night and said, "Oh my God" I cannot believe I did that.
I stand corrected and fixed it.
Not my name on ebay.
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enchanted
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posted on April 4, 2002 08:21:02 PM new
Not to worry Valley Girl... I was just struck by the coincidence of that book showing up in my house the day before it gets mentioned on a thread in the RT. It couldn't be mere coincidence. (hand me my tin foil beanie please)
I gave the book to my daughter tonight. Her reaction went from disbelief (what is this? someone wrote a book about farts?) to being highly amused in less than one minute when she started paging through it. LOL.
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