posted on May 16, 2002 12:01:21 PM new
1. Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery!
2. A man's home is his castle in a manor of speaking.
3. A pessimist's blood type= B Negative
4. My wife likes to make pottery just to kiln time.
5. Dijon vu= Didn't I get the same mustard yesterday?
6. To practice safe eating, always use condiments!
7. Shotgun wedding= a case of wife or death.
8. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
9. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy!
10. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before!
11. A hangover= the wrath of grapes
12. A good diet= mind over platter
13. Gossip= a good sense of rumor
14. Dreams in color= a pigment of your imagination
