posted on May 24, 2002 04:19:56 AM new
If the situation in the mideast confuses and confounds you, it might simplify things if you think of Israel as on the forefront of scientific research which removes all questions of their worthiness for support. The genetically altered naked chickens of Israel promise to revolutionize the poultry industry worldwide by eliminating the need for legions of chicken pluckers whose work has been essential in bringing chicken to your dinner table.
"Two featherless chickens peck around in some grass May 22, 2002 at the Hebrew University in Rehovot. Israeli scientists at the Agriculture department of the university have genetically engineered bare-skinned chickens as part of a research project to develop succulent, low fat poultry that is environmentally friendly. The naked chicken, as the bird has been dubbed, would also save poultry farmers large amounts of money on ventilation to prevent their chickens from overheating".
REUTERS/Havakuk Levison
posted on May 24, 2002 04:54:15 AM new
Glue little plastic horns on those ugly suckers and release them along the border.
There's not a bedsheet wearing superstitious warrior that would march past that without freaking!
posted on May 24, 2002 05:49:15 AM new I love this idea! Bare Naked Chicks!!!
WONDERFUL!!!Now Israel will be focused on science rather than war! And with the reduction in cost to keep these chicks chilled and naked, maybe the USA can cut back substantially on aid to Israel.
The Palestinians will be happy that the Jews are so profitably and peacefully occupied and the world will be a better place. Isn't it wonderful what science can do!!!
posted on May 24, 2002 08:46:46 AM new
'Heard about it. Thanks for the photo. That is so funny, I'm not even going to try to make a joke. Silly, but it is a practical idea. Many chicks die from overheating.
posted on May 27, 2002 09:29:48 PM new
Hilary Clinton announces bold paln to end conflict by moving Israel to Arkansas, Arafat says ok if he can have the rights to the ozark mountain daredevils.
