posted on May 28, 2002 03:21:16 PM new
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer."
The bartender looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you."
"Why not?" asks the brain.
"You're already out of your head." replies the bartender.
posted on May 28, 2002 03:50:46 PM new
A drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
