hepburn101
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posted on June 3, 2002 07:07:24 PM new
"What do you look at when you go to the beach? THATS RIGHT! BOTTOMS! New, ladies and gentlemen, BETTER BOTTOMS will NATUALLY lift your bottom so it PERKY! Listen to these testimonials for BETTER BOTTOMS!":
"It WORKS! I used it and my boyfriend LOVES my bottom now!"
"Its GREAT! I use it every day and my bottom is fuller, firmer and more DENSELY PACKED!"
"Thats right, ladies and gentlemen! Just smooth the citrus scented lotion on your bottom like so, then WATCH YOUR BOTTOM grow rounder, firmer, begging to be touched! Call NOW for your BETTER BOTTOM bottle!"
"BUT WAIT!!! Call within the next 10 minutes and you get TWO BETTER BOTTOMS for the price of one! Call 1-888-123-4567. The number again is 1-888-123-4567. CALL NOW!!! Operators are standing by"
Where in the samhell do these people come from? Do people actually buy this crap? And BETTER BOTTOM????? Pahlease. Im soo sick of seeing these stupid commercials I wanna SCREAM.
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stusi
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posted on June 3, 2002 07:12:36 PM new
Probably the same stuff as the breast and penis preparations. Should force feed it to the terrorists-makes them easier to spot.
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hepburn101
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posted on June 3, 2002 07:14:06 PM new
LOL!
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yellowstone
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posted on June 3, 2002 08:04:19 PM new
hepburn101
I called the number and all I get is a recording saying; your call cannot be completed as dialed, check the number and try your call again.
Hey do you think they might have any of those smart pills for sale. I know I saw them for sale somewhere but I just can't remember where.
Of course you know I am joking, HAHAHAHA.
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hepburn101
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posted on June 3, 2002 10:05:52 PM new
Hey do you think they might have any of those smart pills for sale. I know I saw them for sale somewhere but I just can't remember where.
Yeah, I know where they are. They are right next to the Memory pills, but I dont remember where those are either
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calamity49
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posted on June 3, 2002 10:25:15 PM new
Hep,
I was really disappointed to learn that those Ab things didn't work. I had dreams of having a waist again through electrical impulses!!
Now you tell me that I can't have a Better Bottom with no work?
Guess I'll just have to have a Bummer Bottom.
Calamity
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hepburn101
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posted on June 3, 2002 10:33:03 PM new
lol, calamity. Cheer up though..you CAN have a waist! Yes indeedy. Just get one of those ace bandages and wrap it REALLLLLY tight around your middle, then secure. INSTANT WAIST! Hmmm, maybe we RT folks could get rich selling this crap...er...stuff. Any other ideas? Ace's Wasp Waist, Where you Gasp with Delight! Call 1-888-123-4567 NOW! BUT WAIT!!!!! Call now and get a Bummer Bottom, designed and shaped to make your bottom flatter and more SUPPLE!
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hepburn101
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posted on June 3, 2002 10:36:21 PM new
Im all bottomed out. THIS bottom is heading for bed. Nighty night
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calamity49
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posted on June 3, 2002 10:42:40 PM new
Night Hep.
Sweet dreams about better bottoms.
Calamity
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nycyn
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posted on June 4, 2002 06:12:46 AM new
Hep:
I'd apprecite it if you'd stay out of it. It was MY butt they are using in those commercials and I need the money.
Sheesh.
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auroranorth
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posted on June 5, 2002 03:53:40 PM new
Now there ya go a new way for Political parties to rake in more moola.
New from Ronco the party that brought you reagan the bottom blaster! thats right folks not sime wimpy vibrator with a couple of AAAA batteries but a fulll fleged self immolating But bashing experience only 89.95 in 12 easy payments.Dont waste your oney on toys with batteries take you butt seriously as you do your politic with this baby you could jump satrt a Harley.
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