posted on September 25, 2002 02:56:03 PM new
A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle.
Two days later, she brought it back,
complaining that the radio was not working.
"Madam," said the sales manager,
"the audio system in this car is completely a state of the art system.
All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to,
and you will hear exactly that!"
She drives out, somewhat amazed and a little confused.
She looked at the radio and said "Nelson."
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
Soon, she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of
"On the road again". The lady was astounded.
If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got.
If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it.
Suddenly, at a traffic light, her light turned green and she pulled out.
Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports
utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed
a head-on collision."
"A$$HOLE," she muttered. And, from the radio....
"Ladies and gentlemen, the former President of the United States,
Mr. Bill Clinton"
posted on September 25, 2002 04:21:05 PM new
The way Bush has been bumbling his lines lately the joke could just as easily have been about him. "Fool me once..................................................................................shame on.......................................... .....................................................me.................................I won't be fooled again." A misstated saying combined with a lyric from a WHO song speaks for itself. Saying the Democrats do not care about the security of the country was a MAJOR blunder. Politicizing the war shows who the real A$$hole is.
posted on September 25, 2002 04:39:20 PM new
Those 30-second news spots are killing Bush. He has such a hard time trying to keep one simple thought in mind, it's no wonder we've only seen short 3-second clips of him in the past, aside from his rehearsed speeches, of course. When I watch him struggling to conjure up one sentence that isn't filled with an effort to keep it all coherent, I have to wonder why people voted for this guy. I guess stupid people vote for stupid people -- right?
posted on September 25, 2002 05:10:03 PM new
For example, Borillar, some people...in order to insult others make one word posts, such as "sad". I like people who can say exactly what they think --Right?
posted on September 25, 2002 05:25:34 PM new
Then again, Helen, there are those who go out of their way to feel insulted by reading into anything that they please what they want to see. How about those?
posted on September 26, 2002 07:08:54 AM new
Ah shucks...I was hoping you did, twelvepole....and that you'd share them.
***Note to self*** no Political jokes...not enough sense of humor down here. Add to your memo that if the jokes are about Bush...they'll get a more positive response in this forum. Agreed....we do need more humor here.
