posted on October 16, 2002 10:02:28 AM new
I am not artdoggy, I am mini artdoggy and I was not kidnapped. WE are trying to find her. She was kidnapped at the EZ serve refillig her thirstbuster by a group of women in polyester dresses and large hairdos. It seems that her giant protrusions of power were radiating a tractor beam of sin throughout the store that cause all the porno magazines to start hurdling toward her bosom. Men were turning into zombies and falling to the floor drolling in a blast of passion. The women immediately stepped out of their white mini van, hit her in the head with a large black book and dragged her inside the van and sped away in the direction of First Baptist Church. Please if you see her or hear of her post here. We have a team of chippdale dancers in policie uniforms canvasing the greater new orleans area for her. No thankyou I'll pass on the gruel.
posted on October 16, 2002 10:07:43 AM new
UPDATE! it seems the women who kidnapped artdoggy were intercepted by a group of aging bald men! They forced the van off the road and carried off the knocked cold artdoggy into a small black Yugo. It seems there were reports of screaming from the back of the Yugo. The men were trying to convince artdoggy she descended from some sort of homonoid creature that resembled at ape. The only description we an get of the men is that they resembled hairy homonoids and were covered in a gruel like substance. The police had identified them as the reeducation police of the MISSING LINK PARTY! Please this is very serious. Please post if you hear of her. I am lost without her. Sincerely, Mini Artdoggy
posted on October 16, 2002 10:40:13 AM new
UPDATE!
The men have been sited at a dance club called "ANY IDIOT WITH HALF A BRAIN CAN DEBATE POLITICS". The men danced with her there and then wisked her away to another club called to another club called called "Intelligence not required to be s Chat line Political Analyst". They made her dance a long time there long time. Finally, she was spotted with the men from the Missing Link Party at a coffee shop meeting wtih the leaders of "THE BIG SHOT NO PAY OPINION CLUB". This club is highly dangerous for artdoggy to be trapped in against her will. Men with no money and big mouths cause her to become very sick. PLEASE HELP!
posted on October 16, 2002 10:54:18 AM new
WE INTURUPT THIS BROADCAST SO THAT FORMER PRESIDENT CLINTON MAY ADDRESS THE AUDIENCE:
Hello This is your former President Clinton speaking...hee hee, hows it hang....ooops excuse me! I mean hows it going guys and girls out there! You know I really have a deep and abiding affection for artdoggy. As you all know, I grew up the Baptist Church as did Artdoggy. I ask for your prayers in trying to locate this beloved girl that is soooo verrrry special to me. She worked with me breifly at the Ovum Office. I have to say, just thinking of her being in peril just makes me want to drop to my knees and.......cry! yes cry thats it. I just want to thank all you liberals out there for voting for me. Its a good thing, I hope you will put more people in office like me with FUNdemntalist backgrounds....hee hee hee me and artdoggy know what the FUN in FUNdemental stands for! GOD BLESS YOU AND STAY LIBERAL!
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posted on October 16, 2002 11:04:18 AM new Yikes! Artdoggy has a ghost writer!
Let us all bow our heads in prayer for the safety of those poor unfortunate Baptist souls who kidnapped the REAL ARTDOGGY!!! Warning Alert!!! When artdoggy discovers their empty pockets she will make gruel of them ALL.
posted on October 16, 2002 11:51:05 AM new
Damn!
Looks like the end of the Sluts for Jesus! movement. What a sad day at CBN and DOJ. We must show our respect. Send your donations in large unmarked bills to Pat or Jerry and donate at least one protection from the Bill of Rights to Ashcroft. This is necessary to defeating Iraq and winning the War on Terrorism, as well as a fond memorial tribute to Artdoggy.
posted on October 16, 2002 12:31:07 PM new
UPDATE! artdoggy has be found!
what a relief! she was rescued by the Young Republicans after they spotted her in the YUGO! they knew it could not be their awesome artdoggy because she never rides in any car under 50,000.00. Once she was wresteled away from the MISSING LINK GANG, she was rushed in a pink ambulance to LULU's spa in New Orleans for a complete beauty session and was given mouth to mouth lipstick application.
Shortly, she will have dinner at commanders palace and entertain her entourage of republican friends with a celebration dinner that PRESIDENT BUSH WILL GET HIS WAY, AHHH just take the oil and let the good times roll again! oops I'm not suppose to speak for Artdoggy, I am only mini artdoggy! Well ta ta!
posted on October 16, 2002 02:59:47 PM new
Hello I am artdoggys ambassador Miss Jane. I am a tall brunette with large red lips and a slight limp. I have a degree from Sarah Lawrence and I am not a republican. Just thought I would get that out of the way. Lets all take a deep breath and feel the life force surge within our bodies. Close your eyes and envision your fondist wish, your dearest goal, you happiest thought. Okay, now Artdoggy asked me to come here and pass out warm fuzzies, chocolate chip cookies and hot cocoa. See the giant kitty nuzzling at your face, purring. Yes relax and let the love flow freely. Know that you are loved by a divine love and you are cherished and important. More warm fuzzies. nuzzle nuzzle, giggle giggle. Take a break from "unholy" reason.
posted on October 16, 2002 03:13:59 PM new
Hello Miss Helen, so nice to see you here on the magic thread! Tonight we are going to discuss this little tiny man thang who came over from France to study AMERICAN Democracy. His name was Alexis De Toqueville. Artdoggy was forced to study his work when a child. She much prefered the Brady Bunch.
I think some of the opinions of the posters could be better understood in their views of a GODLESS eternity. Lets see what Mr. De Toqueville says about this issue.
"Individualism can contribute to the growth of despotism because if citizens become too individualistic they will not bother to fulfill their civic duties or exercise their freedom. Materialism results from a passion for equality because people think that they ought to be able to have as much wealth as everyone else. Indirectly, materialism also comes from the philosophical tendency fostered by democracies to disdain lofty ideas or thoughts of eternity. The effect of materialism is that people may be so absorbed in their personal pursuit of wealth that they neglect to use their political freedom. Further, people may actually willingly abandon their freedom in order to have a benevolent despotism which can provide an orderly society and ensure material prosperity."
Could it be that the real issue of creationism represents chaos to the mind that cannot accept other viewpoints that are not proved or disproved by science? is order more important than exploration? Is creationist "nonsense" really a threat to their material stability rather than personal freedom?
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posted on October 16, 2002 03:35:43 PM new
Thank you and I know what to copy and paste also.
We also know that the unyeilding stance and intolerance to other viewpoints about the origins of the universe could be viewed as Social Darwinism:
A little more copy and paste with your hot chocolate?!
The distinguished German historian Wehler has also written (4) that Social Darwinism 'banished hopes for a more open society and put the fixed laws of an anti-egalitarian system of social aristocracy in its place. Its functional significance lay in the fact that it enabled ruling elites to appear compatible with progress, while providing a justification for the immutability of the status quo. At the same time it, it allowed the emancipatory aspirations of the workers or colonial peoples to be dismissed as the futile protestations of inferior subjects in the struggle for existence. Vested with an aura of 'irrefutable' scientific knowledge, it was this versatility of application that gave Social Darwinism its power in its very real connection with the ruling interests. As an ideology it proved virtually ideal for justifying imperialism, it was kept alive by a host of popularizers in the industrialised nations.'
Perhaps teaching of the evolution in the public school exclusively without any other theory, proven or disproven, would justify keeping the lowerclasses in their place. After all, if you have what it takes, you will be on the top of the societal heap right? You will be of the ruling class. Survival of the Fittest, the smartest, the best.
posted on October 16, 2002 03:55:13 PM new
HEre is the first line in the Declaration of Independence:
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--
This is incompatible with Darwinism and Evolution. A social Darwinist would have written this in our declaration of Independence
There is no absolute truth to be self evident without the support of proven or disproven scientific research. Since science cannot prove philisophical truth exsists, there is no absolute truth. There is no scientific proof of the exsistance of a creator, you have no "unalienable rights" since there is no creator. Therefore you cannot pursue Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness because the premise of this Declaration is false and You will evolve to your highest level and then you will die.
Therefore there cannot be a declaration of Independence under social darwinism. You will be ruled by your superiors who have evolved to a higher level of intellect. HEIL HITLER
PHILOSOPHY Is NEVER DIVORCED FROM SCIENCE.
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posted on October 16, 2002 05:00:49 PM new
I enjoy de Toqueville, though I've only read excerpts from his second volume about democracy in America. His thoughts fairly closely parallel those of his friend Rousseau who ushered in the Romantic Movement. When I was younger and playing around with religious thought, pantheism was very tempting. Boy, listening to some preachers and politicians today makes it very difficult to think that there could have ever been a time when the prevailing philosophy was that man's nature was basically good. de Toqueville used to be covered a bit in American Literature and American History texts.
I've often wondered how deToqueville's travelogues of America would have been different if he had visited approximately 40 years later during the Civil War.
